Ryan Cowell
@13thfloor.bsky.social
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Atheist, introvert, woodworker, music lover, and I fucking hate Trump and Elon and the complicit GOP
I block accounts promoting MAGA, religion, crypto, investing, "being single", "weird" follows, and no bio
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Atheist, introvert, woodworker, music lover, and I fucking hate Trump and Elon and the complicit GOP
I block accounts promoting MAGA, religion, crypto, investing, "being single", "weird" follows, and no bio
DM at your own risk
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Ryan Cowell
@13thfloor.bsky.social
· Apr 27
I can assure you that when I'm the next Pope, I will learn just enough Latin to be able to tell JD Vance to fuck off in Latin, the way god would want it to be said
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Guardians
Of
Pedophiles
Of
Pedophiles
February 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Guardians
Of
Pedophiles
Of
Pedophiles
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living lo-fi
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 AM
living lo-fi
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I just configured a sensor in my couch to pause my TV when I get up and resume when I sit back down using Home Assistant and ElevatedSensors. I previously set up a unit on my bed too. I always turn things off when I get in bed 😉, but now it's just devices 🤔 and automatic
www.elevatedsensors.com
www.elevatedsensors.com
Elevated Sensors
Elevated Sensors helps you bring your DIY to a new level. Elevate your smart home experience with our high-quality, reliable, local sensors designed to seamlessly integrate with leading home automatio...
www.elevatedsensors.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I just configured a sensor in my couch to pause my TV when I get up and resume when I sit back down using Home Assistant and ElevatedSensors. I previously set up a unit on my bed too. I always turn things off when I get in bed 😉, but now it's just devices 🤔 and automatic
www.elevatedsensors.com
www.elevatedsensors.com
I haven't said this in a while.
Fuck Ted Cruz
Fuck Ted Cruz
Rafael Cruz: “Sir, is there any way to get my name slipped into the Epstein files? I’d like to be one of the cool kids.”
“Not a chance in hell. You look like Fidel Castro, and your wife is ugly as hell.”
“Understood. Thank you for your time, sir.”
“Not a chance in hell. You look like Fidel Castro, and your wife is ugly as hell.”
“Understood. Thank you for your time, sir.”
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I haven't said this in a while.
Fuck Ted Cruz
Fuck Ted Cruz
I'd consider watching it if there was a possibility to see him get booed at a high profile event
"The Real Reason Trump Is Skipping the Super Bowl on Sunday"
Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo's @swin24.bsky.social
Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo's @swin24.bsky.social
The Real Reason Trump Is Skipping the Super Bowl on Sunday
Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo.
zeteo.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I'd consider watching it if there was a possibility to see him get booed at a high profile event
Ok, will do
I don't know if this is real but it sure is funny! Please share. We all know someone who needs a laugh today.
February 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Ok, will do
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An absolute baller approach to the Government Shutdown would be to defund ICE until Republicans and Democrats draft comprehensive immigration reform and force Donald to sign it into law.
Bets on whether @schumer.senate.gov or @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social will hold the line or fold?
Bets on whether @schumer.senate.gov or @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social will hold the line or fold?
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
An absolute baller approach to the Government Shutdown would be to defund ICE until Republicans and Democrats draft comprehensive immigration reform and force Donald to sign it into law.
Bets on whether @schumer.senate.gov or @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social will hold the line or fold?
Bets on whether @schumer.senate.gov or @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social will hold the line or fold?
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Of every American I've observed across nearly 50 years, the two most shameless public liars by far—by orders of magnitude—are Elon Musk and Donald Trump
Their favorite topics to lie about are *telling*:
🚩 BUSINESS SUCCESSES
🚩 FOREIGN CONNECTIONS
🚩 SEX
🚩 MONEY
🚩 EPSTEIN
🤔
Their favorite topics to lie about are *telling*:
🚩 BUSINESS SUCCESSES
🚩 FOREIGN CONNECTIONS
🚩 SEX
🚩 MONEY
🚩 EPSTEIN
🤔
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Of every American I've observed across nearly 50 years, the two most shameless public liars by far—by orders of magnitude—are Elon Musk and Donald Trump
Their favorite topics to lie about are *telling*:
🚩 BUSINESS SUCCESSES
🚩 FOREIGN CONNECTIONS
🚩 SEX
🚩 MONEY
🚩 EPSTEIN
🤔
Their favorite topics to lie about are *telling*:
🚩 BUSINESS SUCCESSES
🚩 FOREIGN CONNECTIONS
🚩 SEX
🚩 MONEY
🚩 EPSTEIN
🤔
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Extry, Extry!
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’: Rifftrax, Shout! Studios Team for New Episodes of Cult Classic Series (EXCLUSIVE)
RiffTrax and Shout! Studios have teamed to produce four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 with Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy
variety.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Extry, Extry!
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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*A rapist, convicted felon, and pedophile…
February 2, 2026 at 5:34 AM
*A rapist, convicted felon, and pedophile…
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Now that we know Black Rectangle is a rapist and child molester, can we PLEASE charge and arrest Black Rectangle?
February 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Now that we know Black Rectangle is a rapist and child molester, can we PLEASE charge and arrest Black Rectangle?
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Epstein files reunion
February 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Epstein files reunion
Trump taking cancel culture to a whole new level
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Trump taking cancel culture to a whole new level
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this is a lot of words to say “no one will perform and ticket sales have tanked so we’re just gonna shut down to spare ourselves further embarrassment”
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
this is a lot of words to say “no one will perform and ticket sales have tanked so we’re just gonna shut down to spare ourselves further embarrassment”
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I don’t want to spoil the movie Melania for you but it turns out her husband prefers raping children over just about anything else in the world. #FDT
February 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I don’t want to spoil the movie Melania for you but it turns out her husband prefers raping children over just about anything else in the world. #FDT
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NEW: This isn't about "training." The two agents who murdered Alex Pretti - Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez - have been with Border Patrol for 8 and 12 years respectively. You can't reform CBP. Abolish ICE/CBP. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
NEW: This isn't about "training." The two agents who murdered Alex Pretti - Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez - have been with Border Patrol for 8 and 12 years respectively. You can't reform CBP. Abolish ICE/CBP. www.propublica.org/article/alex...