Frank Castle
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𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝗱𝗶𝗱! 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗜 𝗗𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗣!
Parody account. MCU Portrayal of Frank Castle, The Punisher. (Writer is) Multiverse Friendly.
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Writer is 30+, MDNI! LEWD DNI!
Parody account. MCU Portrayal of Frank Castle, The Punisher. (Writer is) Multiverse Friendly.
Courtesy of Fitz
Writer is 30+, MDNI! LEWD DNI!
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"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘎𝘖𝘋𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘕 𝘚𝘠𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘔! 𝘊𝘏𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘛!"
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||: Headcanon:
Frank knows Pete is Spidey but doesn't know or would understand how Clark Kent is Supes or Batman is Bruce Wayne.
Frank knows Pete is Spidey but doesn't know or would understand how Clark Kent is Supes or Batman is Bruce Wayne.
January 10, 2026 at 10:55 AM
||: Headcanon:
Frank knows Pete is Spidey but doesn't know or would understand how Clark Kent is Supes or Batman is Bruce Wayne.
Frank knows Pete is Spidey but doesn't know or would understand how Clark Kent is Supes or Batman is Bruce Wayne.
||: Sup Queen Nerd?
January 7, 2026 at 11:21 AM
||: Sup Queen Nerd?
He smirked.
"Appreciate it."
"Appreciate it."
"My lips are sealed."
She motioned zipping her lips and locking them
She motioned zipping her lips and locking them
"Yeah, don't tell anyone though.
People will think I've gotten plush."
People will think I've gotten plush."
January 7, 2026 at 10:10 AM
He smirked.
"Appreciate it."
"Appreciate it."
||: Every time I try a starter event...
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January 7, 2026 at 9:44 AM
||: Every time I try a starter event...
"Yeah, don't tell anyone though.
People will think I've gotten plush."
People will think I've gotten plush."
"Never would I have thought I'd be considered good by the Punisher's standards."
"I think your heart's in a better place than mine.
And you know I know how to pick out real pieces of shit."
And you know I know how to pick out real pieces of shit."
January 7, 2026 at 9:34 AM
"Yeah, don't tell anyone though.
People will think I've gotten plush."
People will think I've gotten plush."
||: I'm wondering if it should be like Frank intervening on an attempted attack on mutants...
Or maybe someone trying to get at Franklin...
Or maybe misled information by Baron Zemo about such a thing.
Or maybe someone trying to get at Franklin...
Or maybe misled information by Baron Zemo about such a thing.
((True. True. It would be definitely an interesting storyline. I'm honestly chomping at the bits to do something plot related.))
||: I mean, it makes sense. Frank's been in love with Anna and is friends to the X-Men and the Four, and surrogate to Franklin.
Him making a violent choice out of protection for either might not just be enough for the news to spin but make the UN/US, Tony, and maybe Matt go against him.
Him making a violent choice out of protection for either might not just be enough for the news to spin but make the UN/US, Tony, and maybe Matt go against him.
January 7, 2026 at 9:34 AM
||: I'm wondering if it should be like Frank intervening on an attempted attack on mutants...
Or maybe someone trying to get at Franklin...
Or maybe misled information by Baron Zemo about such a thing.
Or maybe someone trying to get at Franklin...
Or maybe misled information by Baron Zemo about such a thing.
"I think your heart's in a better place than mine.
And you know I know how to pick out real pieces of shit."
And you know I know how to pick out real pieces of shit."
"You think I'm a good person? Wow I'm actually surprised."
“If it's any consolation, you are one of the rare good people.”
January 7, 2026 at 9:21 AM
"I think your heart's in a better place than mine.
And you know I know how to pick out real pieces of shit."
And you know I know how to pick out real pieces of shit."
||: I mean, it makes sense. Frank's been in love with Anna and is friends to the X-Men and the Four, and surrogate to Franklin.
Him making a violent choice out of protection for either might not just be enough for the news to spin but make the UN/US, Tony, and maybe Matt go against him.
Him making a violent choice out of protection for either might not just be enough for the news to spin but make the UN/US, Tony, and maybe Matt go against him.
January 7, 2026 at 9:15 AM
||: I mean, it makes sense. Frank's been in love with Anna and is friends to the X-Men and the Four, and surrogate to Franklin.
Him making a violent choice out of protection for either might not just be enough for the news to spin but make the UN/US, Tony, and maybe Matt go against him.
Him making a violent choice out of protection for either might not just be enough for the news to spin but make the UN/US, Tony, and maybe Matt go against him.
||: Can even have the incident being machinated by our Sokovian Baron…
January 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
||: Can even have the incident being machinated by our Sokovian Baron…
||: We should do our own Civil War:
And I'm happy to have Frank incite the incident.
And I'm happy to have Frank incite the incident.
January 7, 2026 at 4:02 AM
||: We should do our own Civil War:
And I'm happy to have Frank incite the incident.
And I'm happy to have Frank incite the incident.
He sniffed the glass, then took a sip.
“Found myself with more people to look after, and for some reason look up to me.”
“Found myself with more people to look after, and for some reason look up to me.”
Pouring two glasses, making sure to let him see the bottle neck at all times, she pushed one towards him.
"So what's got you so on edge?"
"So what's got you so on edge?"
Not at all. He’s just not big on trust…
Even with Avengers.
“‘S my usual go to. Yeah.”
Even with Avengers.
“‘S my usual go to. Yeah.”
January 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
He sniffed the glass, then took a sip.
“Found myself with more people to look after, and for some reason look up to me.”
“Found myself with more people to look after, and for some reason look up to me.”
“If it's any consolation, you are one of the rare good people.”
"Oh I see, well so long as you believe your crusade is the right path for you."
He shook his head.
“Nah, I'm saying one in a thousand are the good ones.
I try to take out the other 999.”
“Nah, I'm saying one in a thousand are the good ones.
I try to take out the other 999.”
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
“If it's any consolation, you are one of the rare good people.”
He shook his head.
“Nah, I'm saying one in a thousand are the good ones.
I try to take out the other 999.”
“Nah, I'm saying one in a thousand are the good ones.
I try to take out the other 999.”
"I know but you normally take out that one in a thousand."
“Yeah.
And that was me being generous.”
And that was me being generous.”
January 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
He shook his head.
“Nah, I'm saying one in a thousand are the good ones.
I try to take out the other 999.”
“Nah, I'm saying one in a thousand are the good ones.
I try to take out the other 999.”
Not at all. He’s just not big on trust…
Even with Avengers.
“‘S my usual go to. Yeah.”
Even with Avengers.
“‘S my usual go to. Yeah.”
He's acting as though she might have reason to try and get him drunk.
Is there some little secret he might spill if he gets too relaxed?
"Jack Daniels? That used to be your poison, right?"
And as such, she usually had a bottle on hand.
Is there some little secret he might spill if he gets too relaxed?
"Jack Daniels? That used to be your poison, right?"
And as such, she usually had a bottle on hand.
It's not personal.
He doesn't text much as a rule in general.
Makes him harder to track.
He’ll gladly take a drink, but keep an eye on the pouring. She's still a spy after all.
He doesn't text much as a rule in general.
Makes him harder to track.
He’ll gladly take a drink, but keep an eye on the pouring. She's still a spy after all.
January 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Not at all. He’s just not big on trust…
Even with Avengers.
“‘S my usual go to. Yeah.”
Even with Avengers.
“‘S my usual go to. Yeah.”
“Yeah.
And that was me being generous.”
And that was me being generous.”
"That's a pretty big gap though."
“Eh… One outta a thousand ain’t.”
January 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
“Yeah.
And that was me being generous.”
And that was me being generous.”
Reposted by Frank Castle
~ 𝑻𝒐𝒎𝒃
𝑹𝒂𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓 ~
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December 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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“𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣”
𝑹𝒂𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓 ~
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“𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣”
“Ain’t you from here too?
Or are Raccoons all over space?”
Or are Raccoons all over space?”
Flarkin’ Hell, I hate Terrans.
January 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
“Ain’t you from here too?
Or are Raccoons all over space?”
Or are Raccoons all over space?”
“Eh… One outta a thousand ain’t.”
Not all of us are that bad
January 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
“Eh… One outta a thousand ain’t.”
It's not personal.
He doesn't text much as a rule in general.
Makes him harder to track.
He’ll gladly take a drink, but keep an eye on the pouring. She's still a spy after all.
He doesn't text much as a rule in general.
Makes him harder to track.
He’ll gladly take a drink, but keep an eye on the pouring. She's still a spy after all.
He expects to ignore her texts?
And here she was going to offer him a drink to be friendly.
And here she was going to offer him a drink to be friendly.
He already expects the former, and the later wouldn't do him much good anymore…
His wife adored Hilton.
His wife adored Hilton.
January 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It's not personal.
He doesn't text much as a rule in general.
Makes him harder to track.
He’ll gladly take a drink, but keep an eye on the pouring. She's still a spy after all.
He doesn't text much as a rule in general.
Makes him harder to track.
He’ll gladly take a drink, but keep an eye on the pouring. She's still a spy after all.
He already expects the former, and the later wouldn't do him much good anymore…
His wife adored Hilton.
His wife adored Hilton.
"Aww, do you want me to text you so you can ignore it and tell me you lost your phone?"
Is that what he meant by fun, or did he want an introduction to Paris Hilton?
Is that what he meant by fun, or did he want an introduction to Paris Hilton?
“…Spies get all the fun.”
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
He already expects the former, and the later wouldn't do him much good anymore…
His wife adored Hilton.
His wife adored Hilton.
“…Spies get all the fun.”
“Sure, I stole it from Paris Hilton.”
“…Can I steal that trick?”
January 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
“…Spies get all the fun.”
“…Can I steal that trick?”
"I have five phones and often lose them. That way it's easy to tell someone that I must have lost that number if I don't feel like texting back."
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
“…Can I steal that trick?”
He softly patted her on the back.
"Whatever helps."
"Whatever helps."
Shevsmiled and hugged him for one of the most powerful people on the planet she was soft and small she didn't feel like a force of nature.
"Yes please Franklin would love that and it would mean so much to me, thank you Frank."
"Yes please Franklin would love that and it would mean so much to me, thank you Frank."
"Sometimes all it is it just making sure they feel involved.
And if that's what you want, I'll be there."
And if that's what you want, I'll be there."
January 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
He softly patted her on the back.
"Whatever helps."
"Whatever helps."
Reposted by Frank Castle
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦,
𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦,
𝘐𝘯 𝘉𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘢𝘮, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦-
🧹 Witch of Madness
🧹 MVRP
🧹 25+
🧹 SL's, Banter, etc
📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦,
𝘐𝘯 𝘉𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘢𝘮, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦-
🧹 Witch of Madness
🧹 MVRP
🧹 25+
🧹 SL's, Banter, etc
📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
June 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦,
𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦,
𝘐𝘯 𝘉𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘢𝘮, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦-
🧹 Witch of Madness
🧹 MVRP
🧹 25+
🧹 SL's, Banter, etc
📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦,
𝘐𝘯 𝘉𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘢𝘮, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦-
🧹 Witch of Madness
🧹 MVRP
🧹 25+
🧹 SL's, Banter, etc
📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
Reposted by Frank Castle
ㅤㅤ𝗗𝗜𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗔 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗
⠀⠀ ⠀︶︶︶︶ 𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔞 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔉𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔱 ︶︶︶︶
⠀⠀ ⠀︶︶︶︶ 𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔞 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔉𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔱 ︶︶︶︶
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 AM
ㅤㅤ𝗗𝗜𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗔 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗
⠀⠀ ⠀︶︶︶︶ 𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔞 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔉𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔱 ︶︶︶︶
⠀⠀ ⠀︶︶︶︶ 𝔈𝔪𝔪𝔞 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔉𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔱 ︶︶︶︶