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Frank Castle
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𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝗱𝗶𝗱! 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗜 𝗗𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗣!
Parody account. MCU Portrayal of Frank Castle, The Punisher. (Writer is) Multiverse Friendly.
Courtesy of Fitz
Writer is 30+, MDNI! LEWD DNI!
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January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
"Armistice with Spidey is over.

Back to normal."
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 AM
𝘞𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘴 𝘙𝘦𝘥,
𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥.

𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱.

𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺-𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘱.
December 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
“ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ʜᴀꜱ ɴᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴀʀᴍɪᴇꜱ, ᴏꜰ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ. ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʜᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ? ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴ. ɪꜰ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴀʀʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪɴᴇꜱꜱ, ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇɪᴛ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴠᴜʟɢᴀʀɪᴛʏ ᴛᴏ ᴀʀʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪɴᴇꜱꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴜꜱ.“
-Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Franked mumbled a tune as he prepped a holiday spread in the Kitchen of the X-Mansion, bringing some Italian zest to the meal.

He kissed @touchlesschere.bsky.social on the forehead as she passed by.

"Appreciate ya helpin' out. You're gonna love these."
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
||: I'm tired of these writers fucking up perfectly good characters, Grampa!
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM
@touchlesschere.bsky.social

God, how he loves her.
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
||: Dare I disturb the balance for the meme?
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
||: When an AI/AI-adjacent company asks for access to your government, Y O U S A Y N O ! !
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
||: You and what-
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
“Alright, @sueinvisible4.bsky.social.
Make up looks good. Think it’ll scare @thecosmicbeing.bsky.social?”

🎨 by Tony Moore, Dan Brereton, and Jefte Palo
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
go from here."

He slid down off the couch as he felt for the small black box in his back pocket.

"I was wondering if you'd mind... You know... Giving this the long haul."

He opened the box.
October 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
||: At last... The zombie hunt starter.
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"...Fuck it."
October 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
||: Didn't want to share/say where I went until I got back safe home.

It's been a crazy day. /Productive/, but crazy!

NO KINGS! NO CROWNS!
October 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Arrives at the #WagnerWedding reception in the best suit he could snag.

He hopes he doesn't take too much attention from @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social and @angeloflight.bsky.social.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
||: Actually, he wasn't sick there... He just had a...

Well, he had a late stage one of these...
October 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
@nowayhunt.bsky.social

Frank right now.
October 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM
||: I mean, Column A looks good. But we vibe with Column B, right, minus the hat?
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 AM
||: So I was reading Marvel . fandom:

Punisher got Zombied but took down Wanda.
Even dead, Frank is a beast.

Damn.
October 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
October 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
He handed him a paperback out of the side of his gear bag.

“This is an original cover. Enjoy.”
October 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
||: I was introduced to it via Gotham of all things
October 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"Is this aura farming?"

🖌️by Steve Dillon
September 30, 2025 at 9:52 AM