Christiannnnn
@1rishpbu.bsky.social
I like music, tennis, astrology, D&D, and gay nonsense. ✨(he/they)
The dental assistant said I have a heavy bite and I’m not sure if I should be offended or take it as a compliment. (Judging by the fact that I was at the dentist because my tooth was fractured, maybe it’s not a compliment 😬)
January 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The dental assistant said I have a heavy bite and I’m not sure if I should be offended or take it as a compliment. (Judging by the fact that I was at the dentist because my tooth was fractured, maybe it’s not a compliment 😬)
Epitome (‘e-‘pi-‘tōm) 🥴
January 10, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Epitome (‘e-‘pi-‘tōm) 🥴
Instagram has been glitching on me all day which I think is the universe trying to say STOP DOOMSCROLLING YOU MORON YOU ARE OBLITERATING WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR SANITY AND ATTENTION SPAN NOTHING GOOD IS GOING TO COME OF YOU WASTING YOUR TIME ON THAT INFERNAL APP GO READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Instagram has been glitching on me all day which I think is the universe trying to say STOP DOOMSCROLLING YOU MORON YOU ARE OBLITERATING WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR SANITY AND ATTENTION SPAN NOTHING GOOD IS GOING TO COME OF YOU WASTING YOUR TIME ON THAT INFERNAL APP GO READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING
I have never been a sans serif hater until AI blew up and now I want all the serifs so I can tell AI and Al apart when I read headlines (artificial intelligence vs Albert) 😩
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I have never been a sans serif hater until AI blew up and now I want all the serifs so I can tell AI and Al apart when I read headlines (artificial intelligence vs Albert) 😩
Forgot how to serve (🎾) tonight to an embarrassing degree 😩
January 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Forgot how to serve (🎾) tonight to an embarrassing degree 😩
Consciously making healthier decisions in 2026. (Eating a whole thin crust frozen pizza for dinner instead of a regular one 😌)
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Consciously making healthier decisions in 2026. (Eating a whole thin crust frozen pizza for dinner instead of a regular one 😌)
That one queen’s walk on drag race tonight
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
That one queen’s walk on drag race tonight
Little Gay Pub popped off with the bathroom wallpaper tho
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Little Gay Pub popped off with the bathroom wallpaper tho
I love this game lol
December 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I love this game lol
Absolutely hate the fact that I just read “Weird Al,” as “weird AI.” 😫 (Yankovic vs artificial intelligence)
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Absolutely hate the fact that I just read “Weird Al,” as “weird AI.” 😫 (Yankovic vs artificial intelligence)
Woke up to a new iOS to get used to. It’s gonna be one of those days… 😩
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Woke up to a new iOS to get used to. It’s gonna be one of those days… 😩
Emily Axford you absolute chaos goblin (re: gastronauts 🧔♀️)
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Emily Axford you absolute chaos goblin (re: gastronauts 🧔♀️)
Reposted by Christiannnnn
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
17 years ago?! I am a fossil 💀
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
17 years ago?! I am a fossil 💀
Well… I survived Thanksgiving 😮💨 (driving from Philadelphia to New York to spend 6 hours with my family and then back to Philadelphia again)
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Well… I survived Thanksgiving 😮💨 (driving from Philadelphia to New York to spend 6 hours with my family and then back to Philadelphia again)
Choirgirl
Scarlet’s Walk
[I’m torn between a few more albums but I’ll say] Under the Pink
Scarlet’s Walk
[I’m torn between a few more albums but I’ll say] Under the Pink
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Choirgirl
Scarlet’s Walk
[I’m torn between a few more albums but I’ll say] Under the Pink
Scarlet’s Walk
[I’m torn between a few more albums but I’ll say] Under the Pink
If you’ve ever wanted a peek into the machinations of my mind… this is a good example of my YouTube algorithm striking gold lol
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If you’ve ever wanted a peek into the machinations of my mind… this is a good example of my YouTube algorithm striking gold lol
The last week of mercury retrograde coinciding with Thanksgiving is just completely dirty work, universe.
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The last week of mercury retrograde coinciding with Thanksgiving is just completely dirty work, universe.
Absolutely obsessed with Paula Abdul in this Canada’s Drag Race episode
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Absolutely obsessed with Paula Abdul in this Canada’s Drag Race episode
It feels like it should still be August… how is it already SAD lamp season??
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It feels like it should still be August… how is it already SAD lamp season??
They added AI to our HR recruiter software.
AI: “Education: LOW”
Candidate: Masters degree in subject area directly applicable for the position.
I hate it here. 🤡
AI: “Education: LOW”
Candidate: Masters degree in subject area directly applicable for the position.
I hate it here. 🤡
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They added AI to our HR recruiter software.
AI: “Education: LOW”
Candidate: Masters degree in subject area directly applicable for the position.
I hate it here. 🤡
AI: “Education: LOW”
Candidate: Masters degree in subject area directly applicable for the position.
I hate it here. 🤡
Sitting in the south philly mechanic office waiting for my uber eavesdropping on the auto shop drama is a fun way to start the day
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Sitting in the south philly mechanic office waiting for my uber eavesdropping on the auto shop drama is a fun way to start the day
Accidentally had a genius DJ moment playing these two songs back to back 🧐😍
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Accidentally had a genius DJ moment playing these two songs back to back 🧐😍
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Quote with a 10/10 album
