2 Drunk Pagans
@2drunkpagans.bsky.social
The Circle is Open, and so is the bar! Join us as we opine our pagan way thru media whilst getting fuddled, muddled, raddled, and otherwise boozy! Drink on!
Credits are rolling (with some sweet 80s synth). Our takeaways?
ML: It needed another 15 minutes of connective tissue, in 30-45 second bursts.
Me: Bring 80s synth back and make some ambiance you Hollyweird cowards!
ML: It needed another 15 minutes of connective tissue, in 30-45 second bursts.
Me: Bring 80s synth back and make some ambiance you Hollyweird cowards!
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Credits are rolling (with some sweet 80s synth). Our takeaways?
ML: It needed another 15 minutes of connective tissue, in 30-45 second bursts.
Me: Bring 80s synth back and make some ambiance you Hollyweird cowards!
ML: It needed another 15 minutes of connective tissue, in 30-45 second bursts.
Me: Bring 80s synth back and make some ambiance you Hollyweird cowards!
David: Returns to his time
Puppet Friendo: is with him
Jeff: O_O
David: ::wink::
Me: Charming.
Puppet Friendo: is with him
Jeff: O_O
David: ::wink::
Me: Charming.
January 31, 2026 at 4:18 AM
David: Returns to his time
Puppet Friendo: is with him
Jeff: O_O
David: ::wink::
Me: Charming.
Puppet Friendo: is with him
Jeff: O_O
David: ::wink::
Me: Charming.
David: Opts for time travel trip that may vaporize him.
ML: 12 year old kid has an existential crisis. I am here to support your autonomy, Davey!
ML: 12 year old kid has an existential crisis. I am here to support your autonomy, Davey!
January 31, 2026 at 4:14 AM
David: Opts for time travel trip that may vaporize him.
ML: 12 year old kid has an existential crisis. I am here to support your autonomy, Davey!
ML: 12 year old kid has an existential crisis. I am here to support your autonomy, Davey!
Bruiser: joins Jeff on adventures
ML and Me: Yay Bruiser!
ML and Me: Yay Bruiser!
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Bruiser: joins Jeff on adventures
ML and Me: Yay Bruiser!
ML and Me: Yay Bruiser!
Little Big Bro: Is a bro
ML and Me: Go Jeff!!
ML and Me: Go Jeff!!
January 31, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Little Big Bro: Is a bro
ML and Me: Go Jeff!!
ML and Me: Go Jeff!!
Max: Calls attendant a piggy
ML: An alien space station lands at your gas station only to mock you for being obese.
ML: An alien space station lands at your gas station only to mock you for being obese.
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Max: Calls attendant a piggy
ML: An alien space station lands at your gas station only to mock you for being obese.
ML: An alien space station lands at your gas station only to mock you for being obese.
ML: There are no mountains like that between Texas and Florida.
Me: They swung REALLY wide to the left and back.
Me: They swung REALLY wide to the left and back.
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 AM
ML: There are no mountains like that between Texas and Florida.
Me: They swung REALLY wide to the left and back.
Me: They swung REALLY wide to the left and back.
Convertible: playing Twisted Sister with super 80s haircuts
ML: Is Denim Arcade in that car?
ML: Is Denim Arcade in that car?
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Convertible: playing Twisted Sister with super 80s haircuts
ML: Is Denim Arcade in that car?
ML: Is Denim Arcade in that car?
ML: I'm pretty sure those are the exact same clouds as the Neverending Story finale.
January 31, 2026 at 4:02 AM
ML: I'm pretty sure those are the exact same clouds as the Neverending Story finale.
ML: The fuck are we? Nowhere in Florida has ice-covered mountains!
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 AM
ML: The fuck are we? Nowhere in Florida has ice-covered mountains!
UFO: Does the Pee-Wee laugh
ML and Me: THERE'S Paul Reubens!
ML and Me: THERE'S Paul Reubens!
January 31, 2026 at 3:52 AM
UFO: Does the Pee-Wee laugh
ML and Me: THERE'S Paul Reubens!
ML and Me: THERE'S Paul Reubens!
Movie: Is a scifi movie in the 80s. Time for PUPPETS.
Me: Yay, my favorite time!
Me: Yay, my favorite time!
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Movie: Is a scifi movie in the 80s. Time for PUPPETS.
Me: Yay, my favorite time!
Me: Yay, my favorite time!
NASA Director: Don't let them take off!
ML and Me: And the helicopter is supposed to stop this UFO HOW?
ML and Me: And the helicopter is supposed to stop this UFO HOW?
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 AM
NASA Director: Don't let them take off!
ML and Me: And the helicopter is supposed to stop this UFO HOW?
ML and Me: And the helicopter is supposed to stop this UFO HOW?
David: does a pee
ML: How long does it take you to pee? You're 12 years old, you don't have a prostate problem!
ML: How long does it take you to pee? You're 12 years old, you don't have a prostate problem!
January 31, 2026 at 3:46 AM
David: does a pee
ML: How long does it take you to pee? You're 12 years old, you don't have a prostate problem!
ML: How long does it take you to pee? You're 12 years old, you don't have a prostate problem!
Movie: Cows
ML and Me: Hi cows!
ML and Me: Hi cows!
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Movie: Cows
ML and Me: Hi cows!
ML and Me: Hi cows!
Iconic Shot: Appears
ML and Me: THAT! WE REMEMBER THAT!!
ML and Me: THAT! WE REMEMBER THAT!!
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Iconic Shot: Appears
ML and Me: THAT! WE REMEMBER THAT!!
ML and Me: THAT! WE REMEMBER THAT!!
Me: I appreciate that nobody has opened fire
ML: Yeah. The 80s was good about that. You could have a security guy with a gun and he's just wave it around.
ML: Yeah. The 80s was good about that. You could have a security guy with a gun and he's just wave it around.
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Me: I appreciate that nobody has opened fire
ML: Yeah. The 80s was good about that. You could have a security guy with a gun and he's just wave it around.
ML: Yeah. The 80s was good about that. You could have a security guy with a gun and he's just wave it around.
Me: I salute that the security guy went full protocol.
ML: After 5 minutes.
Me: Oh yeah. Total bonehead, but he hit protocol.
ML: A literal 12 year old snuck in.
ML: After 5 minutes.
Me: Oh yeah. Total bonehead, but he hit protocol.
ML: A literal 12 year old snuck in.
January 31, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Me: I salute that the security guy went full protocol.
ML: After 5 minutes.
Me: Oh yeah. Total bonehead, but he hit protocol.
ML: A literal 12 year old snuck in.
ML: After 5 minutes.
Me: Oh yeah. Total bonehead, but he hit protocol.
ML: A literal 12 year old snuck in.
UFO: Makes a chair. Very. Very. Well.
ML: Practical effects don't age badly, fuckers!
ML: Practical effects don't age badly, fuckers!
January 31, 2026 at 3:37 AM
UFO: Makes a chair. Very. Very. Well.
ML: Practical effects don't age badly, fuckers!
ML: Practical effects don't age badly, fuckers!
David: enters a spaceship. It's real.
Me: Somebody built this.
ML: This is a real set. With lighting and textures and real shit.
Me: Somebody built this.
ML: This is a real set. With lighting and textures and real shit.
January 31, 2026 at 3:36 AM
David: enters a spaceship. It's real.
Me: Somebody built this.
ML: This is a real set. With lighting and textures and real shit.
Me: Somebody built this.
ML: This is a real set. With lighting and textures and real shit.
UFO: lets down some hover stairs
David: O_O
ML: Welp. Get your ass in there, white boy.
David: O_O
ML: Welp. Get your ass in there, white boy.
January 31, 2026 at 3:35 AM
UFO: lets down some hover stairs
David: O_O
ML: Welp. Get your ass in there, white boy.
David: O_O
ML: Welp. Get your ass in there, white boy.
ML: I would like to say. As a fan of Science. I am not okay with NASA being the bad guys.
Me: Legit. NASA is NEVER the bad guys.
Me: Legit. NASA is NEVER the bad guys.
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 AM
ML: I would like to say. As a fan of Science. I am not okay with NASA being the bad guys.
Me: Legit. NASA is NEVER the bad guys.
Me: Legit. NASA is NEVER the bad guys.
ML: Chalk RALF and the lax security up to things that seem reasonable in 1986 and INSANE in 2026.
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 AM
ML: Chalk RALF and the lax security up to things that seem reasonable in 1986 and INSANE in 2026.
ML: How and why has RALF the delivery robot left the building?
Me: The UFO called.
ML: I know that! I meant, like, security.
Security: Literally badges the robot in without checking him.
Me: Welp. Asked and answered.
Me: The UFO called.
ML: I know that! I meant, like, security.
Security: Literally badges the robot in without checking him.
Me: Welp. Asked and answered.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 AM
ML: How and why has RALF the delivery robot left the building?
Me: The UFO called.
ML: I know that! I meant, like, security.
Security: Literally badges the robot in without checking him.
Me: Welp. Asked and answered.
Me: The UFO called.
ML: I know that! I meant, like, security.
Security: Literally badges the robot in without checking him.
Me: Welp. Asked and answered.
RELOAD!
Movie: Gets weirder
ML: We've definitely hit the turning point.
Me: UNLEASH THE WEIRD SHIT!
Movie: Gets weirder
ML: We've definitely hit the turning point.
Me: UNLEASH THE WEIRD SHIT!
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
RELOAD!
Movie: Gets weirder
ML: We've definitely hit the turning point.
Me: UNLEASH THE WEIRD SHIT!
Movie: Gets weirder
ML: We've definitely hit the turning point.
Me: UNLEASH THE WEIRD SHIT!