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The Circle is Open, and so is the bar! Join us as we opine our pagan way thru media whilst getting fuddled, muddled, raddled, and otherwise boozy! Drink on!
Credits are rolling. Our takeaways?
ML: It's not really a Christmas movie. It's a movie set at Christmas. And the director is so much better than this movie deserves.
Me: I was bamboozled in a great way and I enjoyed myself for it.
ML: It's not really a Christmas movie. It's a movie set at Christmas. And the director is so much better than this movie deserves.
Me: I was bamboozled in a great way and I enjoyed myself for it.
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Credits are rolling. Our takeaways?
ML: It's not really a Christmas movie. It's a movie set at Christmas. And the director is so much better than this movie deserves.
Me: I was bamboozled in a great way and I enjoyed myself for it.
ML: It's not really a Christmas movie. It's a movie set at Christmas. And the director is so much better than this movie deserves.
Me: I was bamboozled in a great way and I enjoyed myself for it.
ML: It's a Christmas Movie. It's supposed to have a Super Mega Happy Ending. That's its JOB.
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
ML: It's a Christmas Movie. It's supposed to have a Super Mega Happy Ending. That's its JOB.
Movie: Hits all the right notes as it glides to its completion
ML and Me: We are pleased.
ML and Me: We are pleased.
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Movie: Hits all the right notes as it glides to its completion
ML and Me: We are pleased.
ML and Me: We are pleased.
Twist: Is Here
ML and Me: HOLY. SHIT.
ML and Me: HOLY. SHIT.
December 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Twist: Is Here
ML and Me: HOLY. SHIT.
ML and Me: HOLY. SHIT.
Safe: Requires DNA Sample
Sophia: unhesitatingly puts finger on it
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ML and Me:
Sophia: unhesitatingly puts finger on it
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ML and Me:
a group of young people are standing next to each other covering their faces with their hands .
ALT: a group of young people are standing next to each other covering their faces with their hands .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Safe: Requires DNA Sample
Sophia: unhesitatingly puts finger on it
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ML and Me:
Sophia: unhesitatingly puts finger on it
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ML and Me:
And here we are. Back to the top of the movie. Shit, this thing is better than it has a right to be.
December 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
And here we are. Back to the top of the movie. Shit, this thing is better than it has a right to be.
ML: Why in 2025 is this Department Store using CRTVs? Where did they even FIND that many cathode ray TVs?
Me: Vibes R Us.
Me: Vibes R Us.
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
ML: Why in 2025 is this Department Store using CRTVs? Where did they even FIND that many cathode ray TVs?
Me: Vibes R Us.
Me: Vibes R Us.
Ms. Sterling: wants a cut
Me: Let's. Fucking. Goooooo. Love a Lucy Punch. She delivers.
Me: Let's. Fucking. Goooooo. Love a Lucy Punch. She delivers.
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Ms. Sterling: wants a cut
Me: Let's. Fucking. Goooooo. Love a Lucy Punch. She delivers.
Me: Let's. Fucking. Goooooo. Love a Lucy Punch. She delivers.
Ms. Sterling: calls Nick out
Me: Eeeeeey. Now we're somewhere.
Me: Eeeeeey. Now we're somewhere.
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Ms. Sterling: calls Nick out
Me: Eeeeeey. Now we're somewhere.
Me: Eeeeeey. Now we're somewhere.
Nick: Is bad at this
ML and Me: groan
Me: Just touch her booby you fucking nerd!
ML and Me: groan
Me: Just touch her booby you fucking nerd!
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Nick: Is bad at this
ML and Me: groan
Me: Just touch her booby you fucking nerd!
ML and Me: groan
Me: Just touch her booby you fucking nerd!
Cringe Humor: CONTINUES
Me: I can't find - there are so many couch cushions I cannot hide under enough.
Me: I can't find - there are so many couch cushions I cannot hide under enough.
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Cringe Humor: CONTINUES
Me: I can't find - there are so many couch cushions I cannot hide under enough.
Me: I can't find - there are so many couch cushions I cannot hide under enough.
Movie: CRINGE HUMOR
Me: ARGHGGGHGHGHGHHG ::hides under pillow::
Me: ARGHGGGHGHGHGHHG ::hides under pillow::
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Movie: CRINGE HUMOR
Me: ARGHGGGHGHGHGHHG ::hides under pillow::
Me: ARGHGGGHGHGHGHHG ::hides under pillow::
ML: Yeah, the enemies to lovers label doesn't really mean much.
Me: They're more like annoyances to lovers.
Me: They're more like annoyances to lovers.
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
ML: Yeah, the enemies to lovers label doesn't really mean much.
Me: They're more like annoyances to lovers.
Me: They're more like annoyances to lovers.
Movie: SALT. BEEF.
ML and Me:
ML and Me:
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying wait what ?
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying wait what ?
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Movie: SALT. BEEF.
ML and Me:
ML and Me:
Cancer Mom: remains charming as ever
Me: This is why we love you, Cancer Mom.
Me: This is why we love you, Cancer Mom.
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Cancer Mom: remains charming as ever
Me: This is why we love you, Cancer Mom.
Me: This is why we love you, Cancer Mom.
Sophia and Nick: have a Moment.
Me: Good job, Nick.
Movie: Ralph and Nick's Boy Cave ALL lit up.
ML: Good job, Nick. The Boy Cave has some good decorations.
Me: Good job, Nick.
Movie: Ralph and Nick's Boy Cave ALL lit up.
ML: Good job, Nick. The Boy Cave has some good decorations.
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sophia and Nick: have a Moment.
Me: Good job, Nick.
Movie: Ralph and Nick's Boy Cave ALL lit up.
ML: Good job, Nick. The Boy Cave has some good decorations.
Me: Good job, Nick.
Movie: Ralph and Nick's Boy Cave ALL lit up.
ML: Good job, Nick. The Boy Cave has some good decorations.
RELOAD!
Movie: Everyone comes clean about their foibles and the realities they're dealing with
Me: Y'all, this is Too Real for the whimsy we were expecting. Just saying. Stop being so damn good.
Movie: Everyone comes clean about their foibles and the realities they're dealing with
Me: Y'all, this is Too Real for the whimsy we were expecting. Just saying. Stop being so damn good.
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
RELOAD!
Movie: Everyone comes clean about their foibles and the realities they're dealing with
Me: Y'all, this is Too Real for the whimsy we were expecting. Just saying. Stop being so damn good.
Movie: Everyone comes clean about their foibles and the realities they're dealing with
Me: Y'all, this is Too Real for the whimsy we were expecting. Just saying. Stop being so damn good.
Movie: lock picking on an OLD lock
ML: What in the theatrical scenery bullshit is that keyhole? What-
Me: That was around during the first Guy Fawkes Day.
ML: What in the theatrical scenery bullshit is that keyhole? What-
Me: That was around during the first Guy Fawkes Day.
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Movie: lock picking on an OLD lock
ML: What in the theatrical scenery bullshit is that keyhole? What-
Me: That was around during the first Guy Fawkes Day.
ML: What in the theatrical scenery bullshit is that keyhole? What-
Me: That was around during the first Guy Fawkes Day.
ML: This is only vaguely enemies to lovers. ... Unless one of them starts fucking Sterling (the evil store owner).
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
ML: This is only vaguely enemies to lovers. ... Unless one of them starts fucking Sterling (the evil store owner).
Movie: Bad Movie Hacking
ML and Me: What. Is that?
ML and Me: What. Is that?
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Movie: Bad Movie Hacking
ML and Me: What. Is that?
ML and Me: What. Is that?
Nick: I will do a hacking... thing.......
Me: You're a fucking amateur. You say you're playing in Harold and Hardison's level and you're barely Level 2 IT.
Me: You're a fucking amateur. You say you're playing in Harold and Hardison's level and you're barely Level 2 IT.
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Nick: I will do a hacking... thing.......
Me: You're a fucking amateur. You say you're playing in Harold and Hardison's level and you're barely Level 2 IT.
Me: You're a fucking amateur. You say you're playing in Harold and Hardison's level and you're barely Level 2 IT.
Safe review: stylish
Me: Okay, again, charmed and pretty cool.
Me: Okay, again, charmed and pretty cool.
December 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Safe review: stylish
Me: Okay, again, charmed and pretty cool.
Me: Okay, again, charmed and pretty cool.
Movie: Puts Sophia in Awkward
ML: And we've moved into Fremschamenn. Not a fan.
Me: I want to hide now.
ML: And we've moved into Fremschamenn. Not a fan.
Me: I want to hide now.
December 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Movie: Puts Sophia in Awkward
ML: And we've moved into Fremschamenn. Not a fan.
Me: I want to hide now.
ML: And we've moved into Fremschamenn. Not a fan.
Me: I want to hide now.
Nick and Sophia: decide the safe is where the hidden door with a code is
ML and Me: You're idiots!
ML: This isn't intel, you're idiots.
ML and Me: You're idiots!
ML: This isn't intel, you're idiots.
December 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Nick and Sophia: decide the safe is where the hidden door with a code is
ML and Me: You're idiots!
ML: This isn't intel, you're idiots.
ML and Me: You're idiots!
ML: This isn't intel, you're idiots.
Nick: You're moving me out of my daughter's life.
Nick Wife: Don't put this on me. You moved yourself out the day you decided on a life of crime.
Us: WTF? Did they hire a soap opera writer for this scene?
Nick Wife: Don't put this on me. You moved yourself out the day you decided on a life of crime.
Us: WTF? Did they hire a soap opera writer for this scene?
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Nick: You're moving me out of my daughter's life.
Nick Wife: Don't put this on me. You moved yourself out the day you decided on a life of crime.
Us: WTF? Did they hire a soap opera writer for this scene?
Nick Wife: Don't put this on me. You moved yourself out the day you decided on a life of crime.
Us: WTF? Did they hire a soap opera writer for this scene?