RobPatch
@2patchitup.bsky.social
Just a small town boy in the city lights
The best was yet to come
Then lonely days turned to endless nights
The best was yet to come
(He/Him)
The best was yet to come
Then lonely days turned to endless nights
The best was yet to come
(He/Him)
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You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You know what? I'm willing to empirically test this as many times as it takes to reach statistical certainty about any conclusions we reach
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In my opinion the president shouldn't constantly be like "Holy shit did you guys see this?" and repeating a thing he kinda heard on TV. I don't think that should be mostly what the president does.
He issued a correction, proving why he needs to stfu and let the cops do their jobs.
It’s a a goddamned ongoing tragedy, not a reality TV show, primed for him to drop the big reveal.
It’s a a goddamned ongoing tragedy, not a reality TV show, primed for him to drop the big reveal.
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
In my opinion the president shouldn't constantly be like "Holy shit did you guys see this?" and repeating a thing he kinda heard on TV. I don't think that should be mostly what the president does.
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The President everyone. The original police statement that the shooter was in custody was issued over an hour ago. The correction was issued ten minutes later.
Clearly no one is bothering to brief Trump at all. They’ve just left him with his phone.
Clearly no one is bothering to brief Trump at all. They’ve just left him with his phone.
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The President everyone. The original police statement that the shooter was in custody was issued over an hour ago. The correction was issued ten minutes later.
Clearly no one is bothering to brief Trump at all. They’ve just left him with his phone.
Clearly no one is bothering to brief Trump at all. They’ve just left him with his phone.
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I wil never take ozempic, because what if the time finally comes to eat the rich and I have no appetite?
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I wil never take ozempic, because what if the time finally comes to eat the rich and I have no appetite?
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This is absolutely disgusting. Stephenson still believes proselytising to remove human rights should be tolerated at work.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Equality boss expects people to 'follow rules' over single-sex spaces
Dr Mary-Ann Stephenson said
www.bbc.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is absolutely disgusting. Stephenson still believes proselytising to remove human rights should be tolerated at work.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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When this guidance is published (given legal standing), as it almost certainly will be, as a trans man I will not be allowed to use non-unisex public toilets. Which is almost every public toilet.
Just want that to sink in, there.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Just want that to sink in, there.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Equality boss expects people to 'follow rules' over single-sex spaces
Dr Mary-Ann Stephenson said
www.bbc.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When this guidance is published (given legal standing), as it almost certainly will be, as a trans man I will not be allowed to use non-unisex public toilets. Which is almost every public toilet.
Just want that to sink in, there.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Just want that to sink in, there.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Today, I spoke with Kilmar Abrego Garcia and his wife, Jennifer. In April, when I met with him in El Salvador, Trump said he would never set foot in the U.S. again.
This case has never been about one man alone; if the govt can violate the constitutional rights of one, all our rights are threatened.
This case has never been about one man alone; if the govt can violate the constitutional rights of one, all our rights are threatened.
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Today, I spoke with Kilmar Abrego Garcia and his wife, Jennifer. In April, when I met with him in El Salvador, Trump said he would never set foot in the U.S. again.
This case has never been about one man alone; if the govt can violate the constitutional rights of one, all our rights are threatened.
This case has never been about one man alone; if the govt can violate the constitutional rights of one, all our rights are threatened.
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"Whether he's the UKs answer to nick Fuentes"... Nick Fuentes is a nazi if you're trying to be the Fuentes of the UK you're trying to be a Nazi
Harry Cole of Sun interviews Connor Tomlinson - who advocates banning ethnic minority MPs from parliament
Tomlinson regrets sacrificing Suella Braverman but feels sure (on no evidence) she would sacrifice herself to remove the risk of Kemi Badenoch, Rishi Sunak, Priti Patel & Shabana Mahmood!
Tomlinson regrets sacrificing Suella Braverman but feels sure (on no evidence) she would sacrifice herself to remove the risk of Kemi Badenoch, Rishi Sunak, Priti Patel & Shabana Mahmood!
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Whether he's the UKs answer to nick Fuentes"... Nick Fuentes is a nazi if you're trying to be the Fuentes of the UK you're trying to be a Nazi
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1. I never want to hear about “we’re protecting the kids” again from people like Riley Gaines.
Nicki Minaj is marred to a registered sex offender who served time in prison for attempted rape of a teenage girl.
Nicki Minaj is marred to a registered sex offender who served time in prison for attempted rape of a teenage girl.
December 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
1. I never want to hear about “we’re protecting the kids” again from people like Riley Gaines.
Nicki Minaj is marred to a registered sex offender who served time in prison for attempted rape of a teenage girl.
Nicki Minaj is marred to a registered sex offender who served time in prison for attempted rape of a teenage girl.
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The criminal justice system should not be about the convenience of the prosecutors or saving money for ministers. It should be about, well, justice, writes @davidallengreen.bsky.social.
Why juries matter
Jury trials should not be deleted without properly funding other parts of the criminal justice system
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The criminal justice system should not be about the convenience of the prosecutors or saving money for ministers. It should be about, well, justice, writes @davidallengreen.bsky.social.
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And then there’s the story about Alex Karp’s not-at-all-weird interview (for lack of a better word) with Oswald Mosley’s grandson for a senior position at Palantir.
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
And then there’s the story about Alex Karp’s not-at-all-weird interview (for lack of a better word) with Oswald Mosley’s grandson for a senior position at Palantir.
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A+ trolling from Zelenskyy
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A+ trolling from Zelenskyy
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I think it's worth emphasising that this isn't Musk being thick and not realising women have hysterectomies. It's rooted in his misogynist, nazi politics – they really do think the only real women are those who are capable of giving birth. That's all women are really for.
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I think it's worth emphasising that this isn't Musk being thick and not realising women have hysterectomies. It's rooted in his misogynist, nazi politics – they really do think the only real women are those who are capable of giving birth. That's all women are really for.
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December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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She went to a talk by Helen Joyce, bought her anti-trans book, and then recommended it on campus.
In the article she says, "I could also own Mein Kampf. It wouldn’t make me a Nazi."
*clears throat*
GOING TO A TALK BY HITLER, BUYING HIS BOOK, AND RECOMMENDING IT ON CAMPUS, MAKES YOU A NAZI.
In the article she says, "I could also own Mein Kampf. It wouldn’t make me a Nazi."
*clears throat*
GOING TO A TALK BY HITLER, BUYING HIS BOOK, AND RECOMMENDING IT ON CAMPUS, MAKES YOU A NAZI.
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
She went to a talk by Helen Joyce, bought her anti-trans book, and then recommended it on campus.
In the article she says, "I could also own Mein Kampf. It wouldn’t make me a Nazi."
*clears throat*
GOING TO A TALK BY HITLER, BUYING HIS BOOK, AND RECOMMENDING IT ON CAMPUS, MAKES YOU A NAZI.
In the article she says, "I could also own Mein Kampf. It wouldn’t make me a Nazi."
*clears throat*
GOING TO A TALK BY HITLER, BUYING HIS BOOK, AND RECOMMENDING IT ON CAMPUS, MAKES YOU A NAZI.
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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Very telling that the Guardian Weekly article showing teenagers' reactions to Australia's social media ban have a bunch of healthy kids saying "Annoying but no biggie, I can wait two years" and one very disabled one saying "welp there goes my entire world."
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Very telling that the Guardian Weekly article showing teenagers' reactions to Australia's social media ban have a bunch of healthy kids saying "Annoying but no biggie, I can wait two years" and one very disabled one saying "welp there goes my entire world."
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We wear the crucifix to humbly affirm a core conviction: the righteousness of torturing the innocent.
by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
We wear the crucifix to humbly affirm a core conviction: the righteousness of torturing the innocent.
by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt
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repeating “the lady who handcuffed herself to the twitter building has veto power over national security personnel” to myself over and over and slowly going insane
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
repeating “the lady who handcuffed herself to the twitter building has veto power over national security personnel” to myself over and over and slowly going insane
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No cherry-picking. No party filter. Just receipts.
And a lot of powerful men are terrified right now.
KASIE HUNT: “Do you have pictures of people engaged in sexual acts as part of this?”
REP. SUBRAMANYAM: “Yes, there are people engaged in sexual acts.”
@repsuhas.bsky.social
And a lot of powerful men are terrified right now.
KASIE HUNT: “Do you have pictures of people engaged in sexual acts as part of this?”
REP. SUBRAMANYAM: “Yes, there are people engaged in sexual acts.”
@repsuhas.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
No cherry-picking. No party filter. Just receipts.
And a lot of powerful men are terrified right now.
KASIE HUNT: “Do you have pictures of people engaged in sexual acts as part of this?”
REP. SUBRAMANYAM: “Yes, there are people engaged in sexual acts.”
@repsuhas.bsky.social
And a lot of powerful men are terrified right now.
KASIE HUNT: “Do you have pictures of people engaged in sexual acts as part of this?”
REP. SUBRAMANYAM: “Yes, there are people engaged in sexual acts.”
@repsuhas.bsky.social
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The only sense in which this government might be Blairite is if it's a psyop to make the soft left love Blairism.
I never thought Id say this but on so many things I *wish* we had a Blairite govt
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The only sense in which this government might be Blairite is if it's a psyop to make the soft left love Blairism.
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Georgia Meloni is an advocate of the racist "great replacement" theory that suggests shadowy forces are conspiring to "ethnically replace" white Europeans with ethic minorities.
A "meeting of like minds" apparently
A "meeting of like minds" apparently
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Georgia Meloni is an advocate of the racist "great replacement" theory that suggests shadowy forces are conspiring to "ethnically replace" white Europeans with ethic minorities.
A "meeting of like minds" apparently
A "meeting of like minds" apparently
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I can see no way this can go wrong and get the Council sued to shit
December 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I can see no way this can go wrong and get the Council sued to shit
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i first worked with @robinince.bsky.social in 2003, having first seen him as a stand-up in 1998 (in the glastonbury cabaret tent!) and you won’t find a kinder or funnier person in the comedy industry
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
i first worked with @robinince.bsky.social in 2003, having first seen him as a stand-up in 1998 (in the glastonbury cabaret tent!) and you won’t find a kinder or funnier person in the comedy industry
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A strip mall is just a regular mall that's putting itself through college.
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
A strip mall is just a regular mall that's putting itself through college.