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2short4shit.bsky.social
@2short4shit.bsky.social
Pushing 40 ♋️
Avid Jameson drinker
📍| Ova west, Baltimore
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Drive the car!!!!
Damn. I’m out of coffee. Imma have to drink tea in the morning. 😒
January 29, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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January is when that semi monthly pay really test your patience
January 28, 2026 at 10:19 PM
And these kids are supposed to do virtual learning how? Yall did not make sure them laptops came home.
January 28, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I got the feeling they going open schools tomorrow.
January 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
🗣️ pop your shit Jermaine!!!!
January 28, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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It’s shyyt degrees outside
I hope it warm up to at least gahdamn…
January 28, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Ira not hard for me to switch to Qdoba because, I always thought they were better. They’re just not as close as chipotle is to me and that’s what hurts the most.
January 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Oh the irony. 🤦🏾‍♀️
Chipotle CEO donated 15k to 🧊 agents. Stop eating there kids!
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Please say sike! Lmfaoooo This hustle culture ish is killing me. Not everything needs a damn price tag.
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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We lost having hobbies and groups around those hobbies. This is just trash.
I really hate you bitches… how you going sell a tutorial for a hairstyle?
January 28, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I really hate you bitches… how you going sell a tutorial for a hairstyle?
January 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I loved me some Drita. 🤣
“Get up Karen.”

“You fuckin RAT!”

Drita, the Queen of Staten Island, a title nobody wants but she has.
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Awww. My son has his first basketball game today. I am now entering into the sports mom category and I am NOT READY!
January 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
WhicheverbitchwantitIgotitcomegetitI’mgivingoutworkcomeapply….
Let the band play.
January 21, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I prolly shouldn’t have taken that shot, but fuck it.
January 21, 2026 at 11:47 PM
This! Cause ain’t no way them markets look like this on a Wednesday.
Idk who this is for, but this coming storm is a great opportunity to eat all that food you already have at home that you've been meaning to cook and eat for forever. You don't need anything new.
January 21, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Why yall take all the beef out of Safeway like that?
January 21, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I don’t wanna over prepare for this storm, but I also don’t want to be overwhelmingly underprepared either.
January 21, 2026 at 6:01 PM
How It's Done [Prod. Bunx // Jaylen!] by GoldLink on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/KBzpB0ux1jBd...
How It's Done [Prod. Bunx // Jaylen!]
And After That We Didn't Talk - The Remixes out now, featuring 16 remixes including
soundcloud.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I could not remember the name of this album but I KNEW Goldlink had another album that used to be on Apple Music.
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Divine (ft. Kali Uchis) [Prod. Louie Lastic] by GoldLink on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/1WF8VZJEfrra... I almost thought this album was a fever dream. 😩
Divine (ft. Kali Uchis) [Prod. Louie Lastic]
And After That We Didn't Talk - The Remixes out now, featuring 16 remixes including
soundcloud.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:51 PM
It does NOT have to be this cold in this office.
January 21, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Release me from the shackles of screenshotting payment confirmations Lord.

Idk who i don’t trust. Myself or the company.
January 21, 2026 at 12:08 PM