Arnold Judas Rimmer
@31337.bsky.social
Stoke me a Clippy, I'll be back for breakfast.
Sometimes antisocial, always antifascist. Hot takes only.
I also like old-timey computers and cameras.
Filling your dirs full of zero day warez since the 90s.
Sometimes antisocial, always antifascist. Hot takes only.
I also like old-timey computers and cameras.
Filling your dirs full of zero day warez since the 90s.
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Arnold Judas Rimmer
@31337.bsky.social
· May 13
Pierre Poilievre is such a loser he could enter The World's Biggest Loser contest and he'd still come in last because he's such a fucking loser.
Not sure which is the better retirement plan — being sous-vided to death by the atmosphere or dying in the water wars of the 2030s.
Both seem to have their pros and cons. 🤔
#fasterthanexpected #climate #collapse
Both seem to have their pros and cons. 🤔
#fasterthanexpected #climate #collapse
Australia records first 50°C in four years
Two South Australian locations have reached 50°C during the past two days as a gruelling week-long heatwave continues to grip several states.
www.weatherzone.com.au
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Not sure which is the better retirement plan — being sous-vided to death by the atmosphere or dying in the water wars of the 2030s.
Both seem to have their pros and cons. 🤔
#fasterthanexpected #climate #collapse
Both seem to have their pros and cons. 🤔
#fasterthanexpected #climate #collapse
So I just got an #AI generated, Lord of the Rings themed, YouTube advertisement for grey market research peptides.
I really wish I could go back in time to when that last sentence would only ever exist in a bad game of dystopian-themed Mad Libs.
Thanks RFK Jr.
#aislop #rfkjr #kakistocracy
I really wish I could go back in time to when that last sentence would only ever exist in a bad game of dystopian-themed Mad Libs.
Thanks RFK Jr.
#aislop #rfkjr #kakistocracy
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 PM
So I just got an #AI generated, Lord of the Rings themed, YouTube advertisement for grey market research peptides.
I really wish I could go back in time to when that last sentence would only ever exist in a bad game of dystopian-themed Mad Libs.
Thanks RFK Jr.
#aislop #rfkjr #kakistocracy
I really wish I could go back in time to when that last sentence would only ever exist in a bad game of dystopian-themed Mad Libs.
Thanks RFK Jr.
#aislop #rfkjr #kakistocracy
This is so dogshit it makes me want to retroactively unwatch all of Darren Aronofsky’s previous films.
You don't have the be an avowed AI hater to be impressed without lifeless and unwatchable this is.
January 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
This is so dogshit it makes me want to retroactively unwatch all of Darren Aronofsky’s previous films.
Donepezil Donald you syphilitic lunatic, you're sundowning again.
I really would love to see Trump locked in a room playing Don Cherry's 1993 sonic masterpiece "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Techno" on repeat at maximum volume.
Now that would be some quality Canadian Content. #cdnpoli
I really would love to see Trump locked in a room playing Don Cherry's 1993 sonic masterpiece "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Techno" on repeat at maximum volume.
Now that would be some quality Canadian Content. #cdnpoli
Panicked Trump, 79, Ramps Up Deranged Hockey Warnings to Canada
Asked about talks held by a totally different ally, Trump swerved into a bizarre rant about Canada’s favorite sport.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Donepezil Donald you syphilitic lunatic, you're sundowning again.
I really would love to see Trump locked in a room playing Don Cherry's 1993 sonic masterpiece "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Techno" on repeat at maximum volume.
Now that would be some quality Canadian Content. #cdnpoli
I really would love to see Trump locked in a room playing Don Cherry's 1993 sonic masterpiece "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Techno" on repeat at maximum volume.
Now that would be some quality Canadian Content. #cdnpoli
Most exhausting January ever.
January 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Most exhausting January ever.
Fuck, not Catherine O’Hara.
I hate this January.
I hate this January.
a group of people are standing around a woman in a skirt with the number 1 on it .
ALT: a group of people are standing around a woman in a skirt with the number 1 on it .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Fuck, not Catherine O’Hara.
I hate this January.
I hate this January.
So now the Trump regime is arresting Journalists because they don't like their coverage. Insanity.
To misuse an apocryphal quote, January is turning out to be one of those months where decades happen.
#uspoli #regimechangeusa
To misuse an apocryphal quote, January is turning out to be one of those months where decades happen.
#uspoli #regimechangeusa
Federal Agents Arrest Don Lemon Over Minnesota Church Protest
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:32 PM
So now the Trump regime is arresting Journalists because they don't like their coverage. Insanity.
To misuse an apocryphal quote, January is turning out to be one of those months where decades happen.
#uspoli #regimechangeusa
To misuse an apocryphal quote, January is turning out to be one of those months where decades happen.
#uspoli #regimechangeusa
Sounds good in 2026 too.
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Sounds good in 2026 too.
He is 100% correct.
Enough of the kid gloves with these unhinged far-right traitors, just charge them with sedition already. #cdnpoli
Enough of the kid gloves with these unhinged far-right traitors, just charge them with sedition already. #cdnpoli
Eby calls reported meeting between Alberta separatists and U.S. official ‘treason’
B.C. Premier David Eby says that a reported meeting between individuals in the Alberta separatist movement and White House officials amounts to “treason.”
www.cp24.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:09 PM
He is 100% correct.
Enough of the kid gloves with these unhinged far-right traitors, just charge them with sedition already. #cdnpoli
Enough of the kid gloves with these unhinged far-right traitors, just charge them with sedition already. #cdnpoli
Neville Chamberlain Starmer looking absolutely feckless here.
Pathetic bleating about sucking up to everyone equally is not pragmatism but capitulation.
#ukpoli #cdnpoli
Pathetic bleating about sucking up to everyone equally is not pragmatism but capitulation.
#ukpoli #cdnpoli
Starmer to Carney: No new world order please, we’re British
U.K. leader says he’s ‘a British pragmatist applying common sense’ after Canadian counterpart called for mid-sized countries to team up in the era of Trump.
www.politico.eu
January 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Bleep Bloop, new MAGA programming deployed.
Updated opinions and worldview installed successfully.
WARNING: Cognitive capacity overflow detected.
#uspoli
Updated opinions and worldview installed successfully.
WARNING: Cognitive capacity overflow detected.
#uspoli
January 28, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Bleep Bloop, new MAGA programming deployed.
Updated opinions and worldview installed successfully.
WARNING: Cognitive capacity overflow detected.
#uspoli
Updated opinions and worldview installed successfully.
WARNING: Cognitive capacity overflow detected.
#uspoli
HELP! HELP! It’s the consequences of my own actions! My chickens are coming home to roost! I am reaping that which I have sewn!
My bed is made, but suddenly it looks very uncomfortable! Someone save meeeeeeeeee!
#abpoli #cdnpoli
My bed is made, but suddenly it looks very uncomfortable! Someone save meeeeeeeeee!
#abpoli #cdnpoli
'Not Interested': Alberta Premier Rejects US Statehood in Swipe at Bessent
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith believes residents of her province would reject joining the US, her press secretary said, days after Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent…
financialpost.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Watching Jordan “CCP Jism Factory” Peterson slowly slide into complete and total intellectual and cultural irrelevance over the past couple of years has been highly satisfying.
He is the poster boy for the Dunning-Kruger effect.
He is completely insignificant.
He is the poster boy for the Dunning-Kruger effect.
He is completely insignificant.
OTD in 2023 it was confidently predicted that it was just six months until a "battlefield exchange" of tactical nukes.
This was wrong. Your Prez will explain why, why it was idiocy, and why Jordan should shut up lest the idiocy continue.
A 🧵...
This was wrong. Your Prez will explain why, why it was idiocy, and why Jordan should shut up lest the idiocy continue.
A 🧵...
January 27, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Watching Jordan “CCP Jism Factory” Peterson slowly slide into complete and total intellectual and cultural irrelevance over the past couple of years has been highly satisfying.
He is the poster boy for the Dunning-Kruger effect.
He is completely insignificant.
He is the poster boy for the Dunning-Kruger effect.
He is completely insignificant.
I see the USA as a whole is pulling a classic 90s Trump move — enjoy the benefits of the work of your betters and then stiff them on the bill when the invoice is due.
It’s the new American Way.
#boycottusa #regimechangeusa #WHO #kakistocracy #uspoli
It’s the new American Way.
#boycottusa #regimechangeusa #WHO #kakistocracy #uspoli
US officially out of WHO, leaving hundreds of millions of dollars unpaid
US did not pay $278 million in 2024–2025 dues and millions more in promised funds.
arstechnica.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:39 AM
I see the USA as a whole is pulling a classic 90s Trump move — enjoy the benefits of the work of your betters and then stiff them on the bill when the invoice is due.
It’s the new American Way.
#boycottusa #regimechangeusa #WHO #kakistocracy #uspoli
It’s the new American Way.
#boycottusa #regimechangeusa #WHO #kakistocracy #uspoli
Rasmus Jarlov, head of the Danish parliament's defence committee...: "choose another fighter jet."
"They're in for repairs about half the time or even more, so the Americans have all the power of actually destroying our air force just by shutting down [parts] supplies."
#cdnpoli #boycottusa
"They're in for repairs about half the time or even more, so the Americans have all the power of actually destroying our air force just by shutting down [parts] supplies."
#cdnpoli #boycottusa
ANALYSIS | NORAD would be 'altered' if Canada doesn’t buy F-35 jets, warns U.S. ambassador | CBC News
U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra is warning of consequences to the continental defence pact if Canada does not move forward with the purchase of 88 F-35 fighter jets.
www.cbc.ca
January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Rasmus Jarlov, head of the Danish parliament's defence committee...: "choose another fighter jet."
"They're in for repairs about half the time or even more, so the Americans have all the power of actually destroying our air force just by shutting down [parts] supplies."
#cdnpoli #boycottusa
"They're in for repairs about half the time or even more, so the Americans have all the power of actually destroying our air force just by shutting down [parts] supplies."
#cdnpoli #boycottusa
Beyond mere asshole, Stephen Miller is a sentient rectal polyp -- spending his days spewing minoxidil-tainted blood and shit from the single hole that does double duty as both his mouth and cloaca.
He is utterly repellant in every sense of the word. #uspoli #regimechangeusa
He is utterly repellant in every sense of the word. #uspoli #regimechangeusa
Stephen Miller's shooting response leads to massive dogpile: 'Blood on your hands'
White House deputy chief of staff for policy Stephen Miller came under fire for his response to the latest immigration agent-involved shooting in Minneapolis, with the Democratic Party unleashing a vu...
www.rawstory.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Beyond mere asshole, Stephen Miller is a sentient rectal polyp -- spending his days spewing minoxidil-tainted blood and shit from the single hole that does double duty as both his mouth and cloaca.
He is utterly repellant in every sense of the word. #uspoli #regimechangeusa
He is utterly repellant in every sense of the word. #uspoli #regimechangeusa
That was a straight up extrajudicial killing.
A murder in broad daylight in the middle of a sidewalk.
What the fuck America?
#uspoli #regimechangeusa
A murder in broad daylight in the middle of a sidewalk.
What the fuck America?
#uspoli #regimechangeusa
January 24, 2026 at 5:20 PM
That was a straight up extrajudicial killing.
A murder in broad daylight in the middle of a sidewalk.
What the fuck America?
#uspoli #regimechangeusa
A murder in broad daylight in the middle of a sidewalk.
What the fuck America?
#uspoli #regimechangeusa
January 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Reposted by Arnold Judas Rimmer
Trump threatens Canada with 100% tariffs if we pursue a trade deal with China, framing us as a “drop-off port” and warning China would “devour” our economy. At Davos, PM Carney said economic integration must not be weaponized to coerce sovereign decisions. This is exactly that — economic blackmail.
Trump threatens Canada with 100% tariff over possible deal with China
U.S. President Donald Trump on Saturday said he would impose a 100% tariff on Canada if it makes a trade deal with China and warned Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney that a deal would endanger his c...
www.reuters.com
January 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Trump threatens Canada with 100% tariffs if we pursue a trade deal with China, framing us as a “drop-off port” and warning China would “devour” our economy. At Davos, PM Carney said economic integration must not be weaponized to coerce sovereign decisions. This is exactly that — economic blackmail.
Over 100 clergy arrested...
At what point do you finally look at yourself and say... "maybe I'm on the wrong side of history here?"
When you're violently taking down your third priest in a row? The fourth? The twentieth?
#uspoli #regimechangeusa #generalstrike
At what point do you finally look at yourself and say... "maybe I'm on the wrong side of history here?"
When you're violently taking down your third priest in a row? The fourth? The twentieth?
#uspoli #regimechangeusa #generalstrike
More than 100 clergy arrested at anti-Ice protest in Minnesota, protesters say
Demonstration at international airport took place on day of action that saw businesses close and workers take to streets
www.irishtimes.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Over 100 clergy arrested...
At what point do you finally look at yourself and say... "maybe I'm on the wrong side of history here?"
When you're violently taking down your third priest in a row? The fourth? The twentieth?
#uspoli #regimechangeusa #generalstrike
At what point do you finally look at yourself and say... "maybe I'm on the wrong side of history here?"
When you're violently taking down your third priest in a row? The fourth? The twentieth?
#uspoli #regimechangeusa #generalstrike
"I can say with certainty that it is the Greatest and Most Prestigious Board ever assembled at any time, any place."
January 23, 2026 at 11:06 PM
"I can say with certainty that it is the Greatest and Most Prestigious Board ever assembled at any time, any place."