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Alex
@8bitsasquatch.bsky.social
Cryptid enthusiast, fan of high strangeness. Here for the stories.

I like making things. Simple electronics, divination tools, pixel art. Maybe I'll start sharing these again. Maybe not.

Aspiring mushroom.

he/him
Holy shit. Its real.
Did i dream that? Is Texas minting its own "parallel currency"?
January 27, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Did i dream that? Is Texas minting its own "parallel currency"?
January 27, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I feel like a lot of people don't understand what it means to have to wear your Big Coat.
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 AM
January 25, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Hey, all. 7pm central time, we (Minnesotans) are stepping outside and lighting a candle. Feel free to join us.
January 25, 2026 at 12:35 AM
My joy, tonight, is Pizza Luce's elote pizza.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Allow yourself some joy
January 24, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Ok. We did the thing yesterday. Great job, everyone, really and truly. Now what?
January 24, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Stay safe out there, fam.
January 23, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Don't drop your screwdriver in the cryo freezer, kids.
January 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Another dissociation project.
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Reposted by Alex
ARE YOU A NON-MINNESOTAN WHO WANTS IDEAS OF STUFF TO DO TO HELP MINNESOTA RESIST FASCIST TYRANNY? Have I got a blog post for you! With additional advice for how to get ready in case tyranny shows up at YOUR doorstep next!

naomikritzer.com/2026/01/21/h...
How To Help if You are Outside Minnesota
I’m going to assume that if you’re reading this, you more or less understand the situation in Minnesota and I don’t have to explain it to you! That said, I do have a section of lo…
naomikritzer.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:13 AM
What's your sign?
January 21, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Reposted by Alex
Please consider taking a moment at 5PM ET/2PM PST to meditate, pray, think lovely thoughts, or do something nice for yourself in honor of David Lynch's 80th birthday.
a man in a suit and sunglasses stands in front of a group of people with the caption keep your eye on the donut
Alt: David Lynch, in a suit and sunglasses, stands in front of a group of people with the caption "keep your eye on the donut, not on the hole."
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:08 PM
My 8yo just discovered Rick Rolling
January 21, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Hey, kind humans. I appreciate you.
January 19, 2026 at 1:42 PM
What's the best way to distribute a butt load of 3D printed whistles? Asking for... a friend.
January 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Shoveling your neighbors' walks is a power move. You fucking cuck.
Winters are tough. Do a little extra for you neighbors, if you have the spoons in your drawer.

Elderly neighbor? Make sure they can get out or that EMS can get in.

Easy shoveling? Go all the way to the corner. Make sure kids can get to the bus stop.
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Winters are tough. Do a little extra for you neighbors, if you have the spoons in your drawer.

Elderly neighbor? Make sure they can get out or that EMS can get in.

Easy shoveling? Go all the way to the corner. Make sure kids can get to the bus stop.
January 18, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Reposted by Alex
A Smilodon for the ice age. Protect your neighbors. #pleistocene #sabertooth #megafauna #iceage
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I've found my earring. You can stop looking.
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Starting the new job has been a lot to take in. Mentally taxing on top of (gestures broadly)
January 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Today i found out the plan for me, in my new role at work, is to support the birthing center! Guys, I could fucking cry!
January 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Do the dishes before you run out of spoons in the drawer.
January 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Ha! Today is my official last day at my job. Play the game and get everything you can on the way out. Put in my notice and had four days before my planned pto. New gig starts Monday! Let's get this bread!
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM