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Amanda

@999happyhops.bsky.social

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DisTwitter turned DisSky member living in Massachusetts. Mostly post about cats, politics, Disney, life with a rambunctious puppy and assorted randomness. An influencer of nothing and no one, although I'm still waiting for my Timber royalties.

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 9h

It’s very anxiety producing and it leads me to want to write a thesis on it and other disaster movie endings, but if you like her other work I think you’ll enjoy it!

Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 9h

HOW I JUST CACKLED AT MY TELEVISION

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 9h

I thought A House of Dynamite was excellent and perhaps more terrifying than I’d like given the times we live in; I have Feelings about the ending but can’t use the analogy I want without risking any spoilers

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 1d

I’m waiting until it’s more reliable on command and then I’ll post video!

Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t even know how to handle the awfulness of all the news (evergreen statement, but especially this week), so I’m channeling my anxious energy into one particular distraction:

Teaching our kitten how to say “hello.” And it’s *working*!

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 8d

That actually makes sense to me but this was very plainly stated that it applied to you if you were any patient there for any reason. Weirdly, their website says they honor ADs so something fishy is going on.

Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 8d

It’s owned by the same company as the hospital my grandparents used in Ann Arbor but that one was very Diet Jesus by comparison, this was Baja Blast Jesus

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 8d

I just sent the local news a tip since I have to fax the state a written complaint

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of bow ties .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of bow ties .

media.tenor.com

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 8d

Even the Florida health care system what’sitcalled doesn’t do this, right?

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 8d

I seriously want to call a lawyer and ask about this and this may become my personal crusade, also any provider who tries to send me there for anything again will no longer be my provider

Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 8d

My neurosurgeon was like “if your brain surgery caused jaw issues you’d be my once in 10 years case” and I was like “oh you don’t know me and my lovely unicorn family history.” I mean they did cut the T in TMJ muscle so it probably set off some domino effect nightmare, yay.

Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 8d

Love you too! It’s not definite yet but given 2025…

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 8d

Hopefully not but with my track record? lol

Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 8d

Also this hospital says it “discontinues” patient advanced directives while patients are in its care and provides emergency care no matter what, is that legal?!

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 8d

So my brain surgery may have led to a need for TMJ surgery, and the oral surgeon uses a local religiously-affiliated hospital for MRIs.

I’m sitting here waiting for it now and Jesus art is watching me from every nook and cranny and it’s so effing creepy. Praise tv is on in the waiting room. WTF.

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 12d

I’m dissociating and mapping current Chiefs players to their early 2000s Yankees counterparts

Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 12d

I hate them with the passion I used to direct toward the Yankees when I actually cared about baseball, to me same phenomenon, different sports

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 12d

All we seem to get in our market lately is Chiefs games and this is the rare one where I’m in it not just to see them lose (LOINS) and this is me right now

a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest

ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest

media.tenor.com

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 12d

It must be nice to always have life tipped in your favor

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 12d

@yopauliefl.bsky.social WHERE ARE YOU I NEED SOMEONE TO YELL WITH ABOUT THE CHIEFS

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 13d

We basically watch everything with closed captioning on and The Substance wins the award for greatest use of the word “squelching” in anything I’ve ever watched

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 15d

My brain surgery hair is growing back in all wonky and this morning my wife told me I looked like I have a Trump combover, is this grounds for divorce y/n

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 22d

Same 🧡🧡🧡 Also I don’t totally know what’s going on but I have senses and in any cases I’m sending you huge hugs, it’s all too much for one person and you’re bringing a lot of fire and grace to every day, my dear

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Amanda @999happyhops.bsky.social · 22d

It is really alarming how many people are not okay right now, and how that not okay-ness is manifesting.

And yes this statement works on basically every possible level.

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Christina Stephens 🐯✨ @christinastephens.bsky.social · 22d

Sometimes my dog looks like Kash Patel.

Parish, a mini Aussie, states like Kash Patel

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