Aardman
@aardman.bsky.social
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Composer, arranger, pianist, mandolinist, conductor, teacher, former colorist for Eclipse Comics, mono-synth patcher and pataphysician. Commissions welcome - I’m fast. Compose lead sheets daily for my blog, Phils Tune Day: https://philipdewalt.substack.com
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They can only fire the one at a time, same as me
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Me too, along with all my ammo.
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No, you’re not the only one.
Him dying in his sleep or keeling over from a heart attack or stroke is way better than he deserves
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Thank you for taking the time to jump in here to display your intellectual superiority. Feel better?
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The bottom line is if you’re whining that you deserve a Nobel Prize in ANYTHING, you don’t deserve one. Same goes if your complaining you didn’t get one after the fact.
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I know plenty of liberals that have firearms, they just don’t fetishize on them or the 2nd amendment like MAGA does.
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He knew if he lost he was going to jail, so did Musk, and that’s powerful incentive to cheat especially to a man that is a pathological liar and cheater.
It would be simple enough to settle the issue if a few janky districts were recounted but for some reason the Dems are reluctant to do that.
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Yup.
The odds against Harris losing all the districts in all the swing states by sufficient numbers to avoid automatic recounts are staggering.
Not to mention overcoming Lichtman’s keys which held for the 180 years of data that went into them.
Plus he bragged about it - 3 times.
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And full on dickhead too
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That’s an assumption that is most likely wrong.
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We didn’t elect him either - were in the midst of a vile coup.
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Despite the “if I” quote, the truly fallacious part of this is arguing ANY sleepy little southern towns is going to sit still when a brute squad of goons descends upon it.
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Nobody that asks for a Nobel prize of any kind should get one. It doesn’t work that way.
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More piano today - title is a double entendre.

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283 - Ripping Off The Bandages
I agree with the general consensus that these pieces sound better performed by a human than they do by the built in playback mechanism in easyABC, so here is another piano performance.
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The best picture of Stephen Miller I know of.
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What a fucking global embarrassment we’ve become. I’m ashamed to be an American
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Yup - it’s all a big joke to these motherfuckers.
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As does this dickhead.
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What about autistic women genius?
RFK needs to be circumcised at his neckline.
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Today’s piece I eschew the electronics in favor of the piano.

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282 - I Emote
The app I use for composing these pieces, Zoomnotes has a recording feature I’ve only used a couple of times.
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It’s the only animal I refuse to eat. They have WAY too much character and beauty and are way to intelligent to eat, especially when squid are available anyway.
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Your stuff kind of reminds me of Mati
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We’re circling the drain, faster & faster…

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281 - More Entropy
When water circles the drain it accelerates as the level drops, kind of like what we see in the news these days, those that can stomach looking at it anyway.
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…because eventually they’re going to get tired of us not fighting back and declare it’s an insurrection anyway and try to start murdering us, so might as well start now before they become entrenched and replace all the generals with MAGA goons.
I’m not kidding.
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Here’s where their stupidity will become their undoing. The military isn’t going to go along with it. They’re not going to start killing their fellow citizens in furtherance of fascism, so the sooner we start fighting back the better…