Aardvark
@aardvarkia.bsky.social
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I write muscle growth stories with heart, and I bodybuild. http://patreon.com/aardvarkia // http://paypal.me/aardvarkia // linktr.ee/aardvarkia
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aardvarkia.bsky.social
perhaps time for an intro?

i go by aardvark. i've been writing erotica centered around male muscle growth for over 20 years now, and it has motivated me to take up bodybuilding myself. i'll be posting about my new stories, fitness routine, goals, and very beautiful buff men. 🏋️‍♂️
Image by baraland.bsky.social, depicting the transformation in my story The House Always Wins!
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should also add: it's not even always rational. people can do things together without me! you aren't going to invite 15 friends to the movies every single time! and yet i still wince. i think the curse of growing up a lonely kid gave me permanent fomo.
aardvarkia.bsky.social
and I don’t mean hurts like “oh man that sucks.” i mean hurts in the way that it lingers in my mind for DAYS
aardvarkia.bsky.social
it sucks that no matter how old i get, seeing friends hanging out without me still feels like the deepest betrayal there is. i wish it didn’t but fuck it hurts every single time
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a search of his name on bluesky yields a scant four results, so i will add a fifth for all to see: avi schiffman is a fucking sack of shit loser and the strongest argument i’ve seen yet for bringing back in-person ass kickings, something his little ai device can’t do.
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I wouldn’t. It’s a fun story.
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would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...

AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
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would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...

AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
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“are you from tennessee? cause you’re long as FUCK”
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baraland.bsky.social
"They're just getting bigger and bigger each day" #bara #rule34
Commission is OPEN. DM or email [email protected] for more infominformation
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as part of the last generation of kids to grow up with no internet, I read every far side book front to back multiple times!
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Great backstory to this too:
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oh that was to everyone in general, not you specifically!! :) pls feel free to ask and I’ll dig through the archives for ya
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getting asked this a lot, understandably! i’m trying to figure out a new way to make them accessible.

in the meantime, if there’s a story you can’t find, dm me and i can help you out. i’d appreciate a kofi donation if you do - i’ve had one tip on there in the last 12 months 😅
libur.bsky.social
When will we be able to access the rest of your stories again? I miss how convenient it was to read them through Tumblr.
aardvarkia.bsky.social
I’m trying to figure out a new spot! If there are any you’re currently longing to read, DM me.
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sorry i haven’t been posting as much but that’s because I’ve been writing six stories at once. readers you are about to feast!!!
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[one sweet day plays]
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not only was robert redford a dedicated conservationist, true movie star, and global icon, but he was also smoking hot for his entire life and that’s something to aspire to
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I ain’t Canadian, but for my readers who are, please check out the below!
rakeeshsorrel.bsky.social
The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures.

This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
e-6695 (Consumer protection)

    Keywords
    Censorship Credit cards Internet Pornography 

E-petition
Initiated by Carmen Tam from Waterloo, Ontario

Original language of petition: English
Petition details
Petition to the House of Commons
Whereas:

    Mastercard, Visa, and other payment platforms have been leveraging their power over consumer ability to purchase legal content;
    In 2021, Mastercard changed its policies to regulate adult entertainment by preventing the use of its payment platform on numerous adult entertainment sites;
    As of July 2025, video game distribution service Steam now cites rule 15, that “adult only” content is not permitted on the platform if it goes against payment processor’s policies. Steam does not describe what content is defined as “adult only”;
    As of July 2025, video game distribution website Itch.io has “deindexed” all adult NSFW content from browse and search pages. Users that previously purchased legitimate video games cannot access games that have been removed; and
    This has set an unsettling precedent of corporate censorship, causing concern in video game development teams, including developers, voice actors, and artists in other creative fields as their livelihoods are in limbo.

We, the undersigned, citizens of Canada, call upon the House of Commons to
1. Stop financial discrimination by payment platforms against legal goods and services;
2. Ensure transparency to consumers about content restrictions and the rationale behind them; and
3. Protect creators' rights to make legal adult content and ensure a fair appeals process for any penalized media.
aardvarkia.bsky.social
Wow thank you!!! I appreciate this so much 🥰😭
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bigberserk.bsky.social
I must shout out to @aardvarkia.bsky.social for letting me check out the early preview of 'Hometown Hero' a while back, because it's a certified #APTF #Masculinization 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳.

Support his work and hold onto your seat: www.patreon.com/posts/hometo...
Hometown Hero | Aardvark
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@tumblr.com turn your location on
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Thank you to the eagle-eyed reader who DMed me to let me know that my tumblah had vanished. No, I did not delete it myself. I've received no communication of any kind nor did I have any flagged posts to my knowledge.

Have emailed support to see if I can be reinstated. 🤷‍♂️
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I like the ones that tell me I’ve defaulted on my student loans (I don’t have student loans) or my car is going to be repossessed (I don’t have a car)
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HILARIOUS that I never had any issue in the years during their infamous "porn ban." Go figure.
aardvarkia.bsky.social
Thank you to the eagle-eyed reader who DMed me to let me know that my tumblah had vanished. No, I did not delete it myself. I've received no communication of any kind nor did I have any flagged posts to my knowledge.

Have emailed support to see if I can be reinstated. 🤷‍♂️
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bigberserk.bsky.social
Reuploading an old obsession, based on 'Upgraded' by @aardvarkia.bsky.social
#APTF #Masculinization
A young adult sitting in a first-class seat on an airplane, sipping from a glass, as his left hand firmly grips the incredibly oversized hairy gut that has splayed his shirt wide open. It's too large for him, but his expression is unfazed. A large seat belt wraps around his midsection.