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Austin Miller aka absman420

@austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social

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Author of gay fantasy/ adventure and other niche fiction. Several novels on Amazon. Also an avid cyclist and pit bull dad! http://www.amazon.com/author/austinmillerakaabsman420

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 1h

I still haven't gotten this joke quite right...

Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 46m

BREAKING NEWS: I also did not make the top 5 at #MrOlympia

Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 59m

Reporter at Antifa round table, to Trump: "Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus...?"

Trump: "Suspending who?"

Reporter: "Habeas corpus, sir."

Trump: "Oh. I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi."

Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 1h

I still haven't gotten this joke quite right...

Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 1h

Me and the boys. We were trying to be artsy but Louie wasn’t having it.

Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 14h

An over-thought joke that ended up pretty funny. I was trying to satirize the idea that ICE should be going after the ACTUAL aliens among us -- the Symbionts from #POLLINATIONtheSERIES -- working with the phrase "Deport Actual Aliens... from Outer Space" when I hit this line and laughed.

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 16h

#FantasyIndiesSpooktober
Explain my WIP with emojis. "Priapeia"
👦👨‍🦳🍆🙏🏊‍♂️🏡

Joel Flanagan-Grannemann @servantand.bsky.social · 22h

#FantasyIndiesSpooktober
Explain your WIP with emojis

⚔️🔗😠😳😤🏹💀🌳

@chesneyinfalt.bsky.social
@fantasyindies.bsky.social
@lvrussell.bsky.social

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 16h

It’s the same town but it doesn’t matter to the story.

Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 18h

He's coming after gay erotica next -- POLLINATION causes autism!

Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 18h

I concur.

POLLINATED/CENTAURISED MAN @juancarlosmazas.bsky.social · 20h

Please everyone who can read this post, go and read POLLINATION: The series. This awesome work was created by @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social he's an amazing author.
He's the best.
Also I provide you a picture of the cover of POLLINATION...

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 22h

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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 1d

Next they’re going to tell us autism is caused by the demand to release the Epstein files.

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 1d

Because politicians lack courage. The reason they're called windbags is because they only inflate when they follow the direction of the wind. On their own, they're pretty much useless.

Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 1d

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CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 1d

🚨 She fights back. ✊🏼

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 1d

Jule is thoughtful, penetrating, and playful. He's definitely an old soul in a young body. Although highly competitive, he has no real goal to "be" anything, frustrating his successful family. #Priapeia

Ange @gunsmile.bsky.social · 2d

#PlotTober Day 9: MC personality & behaviors

Answer the prompt on the card by quoting this post. Remember, answering a prompt is always optional. Even if you don't share it publicly, I hope the prompt encourages you to think about it privately.

#WritingCommunity #WritingPrompt #WriteSky

#PlotTober - a WIP plotting game by @gunsmile.bsky.social

9. What are some personality traits and behaviors, both positive and negative, that you think would suit your main character(s)? How do these traits affect your main character's goals and motivations?

Remember: Use the #PlotTober hashtag, engage with others, and have fun!

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Theo @theocox.bsky.social · 1d

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 1d

Today's sentence gets taken out of context.

Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 1d

The true bodybuilder inner conflict: Look at me, but don't look at me -- I want you to look, but looking's gay.

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 1d

The largest, strongest muscles on the human body!

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 1d

Wrote about why it *really* feels like Stephen Miller's nuclear-level on-air gaffe should be getting more attention.
badfaithtimes.com/the-stephen-...

The Stephen Miller Gaffe Every Judge Needs To Bookmark

Maybe Miller realizes the 2024 election did not mark the end of history.

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 1d

Wait... if I were uncircumcised, I wouldn't be ADHD?

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 1d

I'm pro moon pose -- for both men and women.

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Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 1d

I strung some clips together from Skills & Drills class this morning. I didn’t use music cuz I wanted you to hear my gasping. A brutal workout — worse because he’s just using us to test out stuff to torture others with! I really do love this class. #animalflow

Austin Miller aka absman420 @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social · 1d

I wouldn’t. It’s a fun story.

Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 1d

would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...

AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia

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