Anti-Fascist Translator Monkey
@translatormonkey.bsky.social
RU-EN technical translator, literary wannabe. Left-leaning military vet, voracious reader, socially conscious, happily woke. Fed with 45 years of service dedicated to upholding the Constitution. I invite those who support fascism to fuck right off.
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extremely proud of this. I overcame my own inertia, publishing industry disinterest, and an alarming political climate and made this thing real. If I wait three years to do it again, the next book will be released into a very different world. Hopefully better!
my long national nightmare of waiting for OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE is over
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
extremely proud of this. I overcame my own inertia, publishing industry disinterest, and an alarming political climate and made this thing real. If I wait three years to do it again, the next book will be released into a very different world. Hopefully better!
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'Eraserhead' is a Christmas movie.
I'm open to your horseshit reasons why it isn't.
I'm open to your horseshit reasons why it isn't.
December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
'Eraserhead' is a Christmas movie.
I'm open to your horseshit reasons why it isn't.
I'm open to your horseshit reasons why it isn't.
COMPLETELY not making this shit up. I grabbed one of the released Epstein files and opened it up to a book on massage, with this as a chapter title. Link to the document (for those who need it) in the comments.
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
COMPLETELY not making this shit up. I grabbed one of the released Epstein files and opened it up to a book on massage, with this as a chapter title. Link to the document (for those who need it) in the comments.
It took a while to get to this point.
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It took a while to get to this point.
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Good to know. Everyone's been wanting to know.
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Good to know. Everyone's been wanting to know.
Only some of the Epstein files are being released today. What a shock.
This image is probably a fake - both of the subjects are fully clothed.
This image is probably a fake - both of the subjects are fully clothed.
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Only some of the Epstein files are being released today. What a shock.
This image is probably a fake - both of the subjects are fully clothed.
This image is probably a fake - both of the subjects are fully clothed.
Brilliant.
In honor of the auspicious occasion, the newly renamed venue will be screening "Lolita" with free admission for children under the age of consent...
cnn.it/48LMoSP
cnn.it/48LMoSP
Kennedy Center board votes to rename it ‘Trump Kennedy Center’ | CNN Politics
The board of trustees of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts voted Thursday to rename the facility after both the former president and President Donald Trump.
cnn.it
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Brilliant.
The Salt Lake Tribune (no paywall) has published the NYT article (paywall). It's really worth your time. Hats off to @sltrib.com - consider making a donation to support their efforts.
‘Don’s best friend’: How Epstein and Trump bonded over the pursuit of women
To people in the modeling business, men like Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were a familiar part of the scene.
“Two days a week, you’d be at a model dinner at a restaurant,” said Heather Braden, a ...
www.sltrib.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The Salt Lake Tribune (no paywall) has published the NYT article (paywall). It's really worth your time. Hats off to @sltrib.com - consider making a donation to support their efforts.
Further to this excellent query, if our fecal solids were flat-ended rectangles rather than tapered, would public restrooms resonate with the sound of anuses clapping shut after every successful bowel evacuation?
I'm already pursuing rights to the name 'Rectal Applause' for my new band.
I'm already pursuing rights to the name 'Rectal Applause' for my new band.
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Further to this excellent query, if our fecal solids were flat-ended rectangles rather than tapered, would public restrooms resonate with the sound of anuses clapping shut after every successful bowel evacuation?
I'm already pursuing rights to the name 'Rectal Applause' for my new band.
I'm already pursuing rights to the name 'Rectal Applause' for my new band.
Here's a re-post of a re-post that I'm re-posting, because it's pretty damned explosive.
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Here's a re-post of a re-post that I'm re-posting, because it's pretty damned explosive.
The spurting cankles are a nice touch.
December 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The spurting cankles are a nice touch.
Spineless swine, bastards all.
December 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Spineless swine, bastards all.
As a veteran, I agree 100%.
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
As a veteran, I agree 100%.