ok ok I know this is gonna sound unlikely but just hear me out for a minute

The only thing Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come can do is show you that someday you’re gonna die, and you probably already know that.

But jolly old Ghost Of Christmas Present, though? He can show you the rot at the heart of the world and convince you that it’s all your fault.

So who’s the scary one?

Listen up, folks, it’s time for a Christmas story—not the usual nativity tale, but an old follow-up that doesn’t get retold very often and probably needs more attention.