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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 2d

Man, seeing everybody's costumes really makes me wish I wasn't dead inside and still liked fun

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 2d

Man, seeing everybody's costumes really makes me wish I wasn't dead inside and still liked fun

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 3d

I have a covered porch, and sometimes they'll leave the package riiiiiiiight on the end of it, so it's "covered" but still well within wind/splash range 🫠

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 4d

Possibly the funniest start to a World Series game? 😂

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 4d

Possibly the funniest start to a World Series game? 😂

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 5d

Oh no, sweet boy! So sorry for you!

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 5d

Prefect with burgers and fries

Less good with ham sandwiches, which is why there are always at least 2 kinds of mayo in my fridge

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 5d

Less than a month into my new job and I have somehow summoned THREE guys trying to return something they bought 2+ years ago. I know this stuff's expensive, but you didn't even check to make sure you ordered the right thing? For 2 whole years?? Sorry bro, that stopped being our problem 23 months ago

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 5d

Less than a month into my new job and I have somehow summoned THREE guys trying to return something they bought 2+ years ago. I know this stuff's expensive, but you didn't even check to make sure you ordered the right thing? For 2 whole years?? Sorry bro, that stopped being our problem 23 months ago

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 7d

ATTN: the recent wave of new bluesky accounts. if you use the word “illegals” to refer to undocumented people I’m going to hit you with my car

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 7d

Do you like black cherry?

A photo of a blood-soaked room, with a caption at the bottom that reads, "caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent"

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 7d

Do you like black cherry?

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 9d

I love hosting, riiiiiiight up until I announce a party, then it's non-stop stress and feeling bad about myself as less than half respond and half of those are "No"s and all the social anxiety comes out. Then a year later I forget and try again

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 9d

I love hosting, riiiiiiight up until I announce a party, then it's non-stop stress and feeling bad about myself as less than half respond and half of those are "No"s and all the social anxiety comes out. Then a year later I forget and try again

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 12d

It's the end of an era folks. I'd like to take a moment to thank Fio for 11.5 excellent years (and 90k miles!) of shenanigans and mostly good times.
And now I'd like to introduce the newest member of the team, Kanuka. She's got a bright future in the shenanigans department.

A black Abarth 500 parked in front of a beach cottage on a sunny day

A red GR Corolla with a red bow on top parked under lights next to a car dealership

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 12d

It's the end of an era folks. I'd like to take a moment to thank Fio for 11.5 excellent years (and 90k miles!) of shenanigans and mostly good times.
And now I'd like to introduce the newest member of the team, Kanuka. She's got a bright future in the shenanigans department.

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 14d

Man, I hope yesterday's pavement eater wasn't too concussed to miss that banger of a Giants loss 😂

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 14d

Man, I hope yesterday's pavement eater wasn't too concussed to miss that banger of a Giants loss 😂

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Get Your Words Out! @gywo.bsky.social · 16d

IT'S HERE! The new, revamped GYWO Year-End Marathon sign ups are open! This year we'll have activities here on Bluesky, on Dreamwidth, and Discord! This is open to EVERYONE, both existing GYWO members and non-members, so invite your friends! getyourwordsout.dreamwidth.org/914471.html

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15d

I demand this

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 15d

I'd like to wish a very
**fuck you**
to whoever set off firecrackers for several minutes straight in my neighborhood (possibly in the cemetery!??) on this, the day of No Kings

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 15d

I'd like to wish a very
**fuck you**
to whoever set off firecrackers for several minutes straight in my neighborhood (possibly in the cemetery!??) on this, the day of No Kings

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 16d

Good thing I *like* having my forearm bunny kicked

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · Nov 24

There is power in disdain

Weird art of a frog riding a snail

Text:

Block hard, block often
LET GOD READ THEIR SHIT

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Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social · 16d

Also, I know it's old news but I still miss Hukporti's mutton chops