WildHoHoHorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Pataphysician
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: A gorilla puppet in a santa hat stands before a holiday backdrop that reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: A gorilla puppet in a santa hat stands before a holiday backdrop that reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
This show is an entire Goldie Boutilier album
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This show is an entire Goldie Boutilier album
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this ain’t your mother’s strip poker, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
this ain’t your mother’s strip poker, Charlie Brown
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Come into my cellar. I have a cask of Belle Delphine to show you
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Come into my cellar. I have a cask of Belle Delphine to show you
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Expensive wine is just e-girl bathwater for rich guys imo. oh boy old worse tasting grape juice yeah I totally pay a thousand dollars a glass for normal non-foot reasons yum yum
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Expensive wine is just e-girl bathwater for rich guys imo. oh boy old worse tasting grape juice yeah I totally pay a thousand dollars a glass for normal non-foot reasons yum yum
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so there's no one here who expects me to be mature about this headline, right?
‘Butt breathing’ could help people who can’t get oxygen the regular way
Takanori Takebe’s strange investigation into whether humans can use the gut for breathing has surprisingly sentimental origins: helping his dad.
www.sciencenews.org
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
so there's no one here who expects me to be mature about this headline, right?
Even interpreting this as charitably as I possibly can (which I admit isn’t very) I’m struggling to see what the author of this @nyt piece meant to say
What a weird word choice
What a weird word choice
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Even interpreting this as charitably as I possibly can (which I admit isn’t very) I’m struggling to see what the author of this @nyt piece meant to say
What a weird word choice
What a weird word choice
“And how did that make you feel?”
“I’m not sure. What do you think?”
“Is there any other context to that?”
- me sounding wise and empathetic to cover that I have NO idea what’s going on
“I’m not sure. What do you think?”
“Is there any other context to that?”
- me sounding wise and empathetic to cover that I have NO idea what’s going on
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“And how did that make you feel?”
“I’m not sure. What do you think?”
“Is there any other context to that?”
- me sounding wise and empathetic to cover that I have NO idea what’s going on
“I’m not sure. What do you think?”
“Is there any other context to that?”
- me sounding wise and empathetic to cover that I have NO idea what’s going on
I needed to see this today
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I needed to see this today
All hail the hypno-beagle
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
All hail the hypno-beagle
Gurl, you must ski like an Austrian because your knees and ankles are welded together and you won’t separate them even when you’re moving too fast
Fresh tracks, fresh air. Let's go
Fresh tracks, fresh air. Let's go
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Gurl, you must ski like an Austrian because your knees and ankles are welded together and you won’t separate them even when you’re moving too fast
Fresh tracks, fresh air. Let's go
Fresh tracks, fresh air. Let's go
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if I offered someone a hit and she said "no, I'd rather not be a cannibal" (#24) I would in fact be thinking about that for the rest of my life, well played
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
if I offered someone a hit and she said "no, I'd rather not be a cannibal" (#24) I would in fact be thinking about that for the rest of my life, well played
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I would again like to stress that there was a French female assassin but also a male, Israeli assassin that were selected to kill me. There was also a twink assassin from Tobago. And a gender fluid assassin from Marrakech
the past few days candace owens has been claiming that the french have put out a hit on her & there’s possible conspiring with israel as a result of her spending the last nearly two years transvestigating brigitte macron
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I would again like to stress that there was a French female assassin but also a male, Israeli assassin that were selected to kill me. There was also a twink assassin from Tobago. And a gender fluid assassin from Marrakech
I would again like to stress that there was a French furry sex-pest/assassin in a skunk fursuit, but also a male, Israeli assassin, code-name 'the Zohan' that were selected to kill me
These are joint state operations
These are joint state operations
the past few days candace owens has been claiming that the french have put out a hit on her & there’s possible conspiring with israel as a result of her spending the last nearly two years transvestigating brigitte macron
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I would again like to stress that there was a French furry sex-pest/assassin in a skunk fursuit, but also a male, Israeli assassin, code-name 'the Zohan' that were selected to kill me
These are joint state operations
These are joint state operations
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Ah, so THAT'S how they make Skyline chili...
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ah, so THAT'S how they make Skyline chili...
OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT MOTHERFUCKERS
It’s a double feature
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It’s a double feature
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Charlie Brown (2026)
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Charlie Brown (2026)
I legit snarfed when this crossed my dash
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I legit snarfed when this crossed my dash
Never forget
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Never forget
