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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 30m

My current beef is that companies putting LPDDR into laptops is a middle finger to the right to repair

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FineReplyGuyFromNH @finegentlemaninnh.bsky.social · 46m

What's your sign?

Warning sign that says danger of collapse.

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Seth Rudy @sethrudy.bsky.social · 2h

Meanwhile in #Portland

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1h

Dudes rock

Douglas Reyes-Ceroñ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 10h

from @nflreddit.bsky.social

"[Highlight] Dart and Skattebo continue to randomly headbutt each other"

flintstones ass football players

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1h

I was told the reason football players smack each other on the ass is because the helmets make kissing awkward

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 3h

What's your sign?

Picture of a roadwork sign that reads

CAUTION
HOT
MATERIAL

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 11h

Everyone expects me to say bananas, but no

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 11h

I love pineapple juice so much. It is my favorite fruit.

Picture of a highball glass with rocks filled with pineapple juice and club soda and a blue beach umbrella

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 11h

I am absolutely obsessed with this show

It’s like West Wing meets Game of Thrones but it’s network news

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 11h

“I’m trying on an awful lot of clothes for someone who doesn’t have a signed contract”

a man with a beard is making a funny face and the word genius is on the screen .

ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and the word genius is on the screen .

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah, it’s not quite telenovella-level drama but it’s close

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 12h

I loved the first season, and couldn’t get into the second

I’ve not written it off, I will revisit

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 12h

This is basically a primetime soap opera, but it is weirdly compelling, and has an All-Star cast

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 14h

I once started a paper at 11 pm due at 7 am about ancient folk religions and syncretism in Numbers and got hauled in to to be told by one of the dept chairs they wanted my sources for their own research, I got an A and a citation, I don’t wanna think about what AI would do w religious studies

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 14h

Mad skills

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Sandwich “Ham” Frankenstein @sandwichfrank.bsky.social · 14h

I spent one night writing a 10 page paper that turned into a 20 page paper applying genre theory around classic movie musicals to Looney Tunes and MGM predator v prey cartoons and it was the only 100% my professor ever gave

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

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Winifred Tylenol Spice Burton @authorwinifred.blacksky.app · 14h

The Escape Room interactive *game* I made for my semester long, Cardinal Movements of Labor project had roughly 40 different sources, hundreds of links and images and I did it all in 4 days (instead of the recommended 16 weeks).

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

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Wil Weston @wilweston.bsky.social · 14h

Wrote an English paper comparing the sonnet sequence Astrophil and Stella by Philip Sidney to a Tom & Jerry cartoon while hungover, no sleep, the morning it was due. Got an “A” and, honestly, one of the best god damn things I’ve ever written while hungover.

AI couldn’t ever…

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

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Jo Bloodmoon @cirruswx.bsky.social · 14h

I wrote a 14 page term paper overnight (not including my refs section), partially in a language I don't speak with any meaningful fluency, while citing information from three legal systems. I also fainted the same morning I turned it in.

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

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Lo and Behold @lololo.bsky.social · 14h

the only all-nighter I ever pulled, my dad came back from his girlfriend's house at 5am only to find me at the dining room hunched over the laptop having written a 20-page essay on The Wizard of Oz for my film class between 8pm the night before and then (A on the paper and the class, natch)

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 14h

👉👈

Photo from an online ad for a plushy that’s in the shape of a Claymore land mine the text reads front toward friend

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 14h

On my transcripts there is a senior level philosophy course that I have ZERO recollection of

Don’t remember the prof, the room, the books, nor (and this is telling) any cute girls in the class

I got an A, apparently

Other than that my entire academic career was an exercise in brinksmanship

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 1d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 14h

It is clear that I have found my people

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 14h

Have you ever known something about someone that completely distorts your view of everything else about them?

I have a weird six-degrees (only 2!) to a notable Hollywood star making it very difficult to appreciate their work on the merits

Oddly, in this case the info isn’t unsavory allegations

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 14h

W E L C O M E !

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ZOMBO

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