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WildGorillaMan

@wildgorillaman.bsky.social

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Pataphysician Patamodernist Actual talking gorilla cover photo ALT: shelves at a market full of bananas

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 38m

All the geography in the Super Mario Bros universe seems needlessly complicated

WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 2h

I am going to hell for laughing at this

Pic of a woman posing for a selfie, holding a photo over her head that looks like a sonogram. Text reads:

a year since everyone thought i was holding a baby scan <3
let's get drunk

The joke is that the photo she’s holding is a Photo of Massachusetts Bay and Cape Cod

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 2h

Oh well, no big deal then

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 2h

I was “coincidentally” laid off from Antifa when I tried to unionize my chapter so, you know, take their rhetoric with a grain of salt

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 2h

You wouldn't know her, she lives in another state

WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 3h

We all sneer at iFunny, but like all scavengers they occupy an essential place in the internet's ecosystem

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OneFein...Bat? Like, for Halloween or whatever? @onefeincat.bsky.social · Dec 27

Can't believe that iFunny was the only place where this banger tweet is preserved. The internet was supposed to be forever.

Two tweets
"Theater kids at
15: The characters in RENT shouldn't have to pay rent!
20: Of course the characters in RENT should have to pay rent.
25: No one should have to pay rent.
30: The characters in RENT are the only people who should have to pay rent."
"Hearing the plot of rent was just rich kids pretending to be poor only to be stunned that being poor sucks spedrun me to the last one."

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 3h

Project creep sometimes feels like a natural force almost as inevitable as gravity

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 3h

Just got back from the Antifa leadership council meeting and it was really great, some big stuff coming up soon. We're making Golden Corral woke in time for Thanksgiving

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · Sep 17

Corporate HR has asked you stop referring to the newly announced mandatory RTO policy as "Poop from Office"

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 7h

CPAP technology is a national security issue

WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 10h

Found it

youtu.be/9qmUJpcPAaM?...

The Frantics - Boot to the Head - 14. Make Up Dirty Words

YouTube video by Jay Ess

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 10h

The Frantics had a sketch about how any word can sound dirty

WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 10h

Sounds like something an Energizer Bunny would say

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 12h

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · Apr 10

Noir picture of a gumshoe in the foreground smoking a cigarette while a femme fatale holding a pistol comes up in the background

Text:

And then the dame walked in.

She had legs.

Legs all the
way up to her ass.

Which I guess most dames do, now that I think about it.

You knoW I can hear you, right?

WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 12h

My friend's dad had a bull on his farm who was snuggly

He would just come right up to you, lower his head and lean into you for skritches behind his ears

Problem being he weighed like 2000lbs and would knock you over

You needed to stay on the other side of the fence to not get snuggled to death

WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1d

Luis Guzmán is the Gene Hackman of this era

He’s in everything right now and I love that for him

WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1d

Fur unlawful carnal knowledge

Is that anything?

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1d

Nova Twins

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 1d

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1d

I know who he was talking to URL/IRL. I follow their roller derby team on instagram, The Dirty QWERTYs

WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1d

I want to see the raw emotion of my extremely uptight office mate who after weeks of begging off finally relents and joins us after work, gets smashed on three Long Island Iced Teas, and belts out the most heartfelt rendition of Cher's [redacted slur], Tramps, and Thieves any of us have ever heard

WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1d

Guys will see this and just say "Hell yeah"

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1d

Broke: Being on TRT

Woke: Being on TRT+

Bespoke: Being on TRT²

WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe that's just an NYC thing. Portlanders are very nice