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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 9h

Question, since penguins are from the South Pole should 🇦🇶 be the Linux Flag? 🐧

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 10h

Sometimes you just gotta lie in bed listening to doom metal with sweet smelling smoke in the air.

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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 11h

My bestie @abbiistabbii.bsky.social spent hours and hours performing then animating this affront to the gods and I'm so proud of her for it

Please give it consideration for an Emmy, a Grammy, a Golden Globe, an Oscar, and Nobel Prize for Physics and Peace

youtu.be/huAGyMtRit8

thomas has something to say

YouTube video by Abbie's shitposts

youtu.be

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🏳️‍⚧️Bean Sídhe @cybrpwca.bsky.social · 14h

Never change, Portland.

kamimagic @kamimagic.bsky.social · 14h

I found the agitators! They are 2 unicorns, giraffe, canary, panda, mouse, dinosaur, mouse, Stitch, and the frog! And they are right outside of Portland's ICE facility! 🤣🤣🤣

#ProudBlue

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 15h

Love how the moment the Nobel peace prize was announced the first reaction by the White House was "IT SHOULD'VE BEEN TRUMP!!!" Like lol.

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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.bsky.social · 18h

Stream delayed until 2pm today because of

*checks notes*

Water leaking out of the doorbell chime

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Lizzy @mizzydizzylizzy.liliths.house · 20h

When you really think about it, when you are hella conservative christian, all yuri is toxic.

...Maybe I should start going to church again.

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 19h

my fediverse instance is down so amma say good morning here!

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 1d

Terrible idea, micro blogging site where you can only post one (1) character

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Firstname bunchofnumbers ⚧️ @petunia3775.bsky.social · 1d

I'm 38, a sysadmin and I have trouble sometimes. I can't imagine how my parents are going to handle this shit.

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 1d

So apparently the Texas National Guard is literally attacking and fucking with the regular police in Chicago, doing drive by tear gassing, and shooting Ministers with less-than-lethals. www.youtube.com/shorts/UCdt1...

Chicago Is Under Siege For Daring To Protest

YouTube video by PDS News Clips

www.youtube.com

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 1d

But in all seriousness, it's scary how people my parent's generation cannot tell if something is AI or not, and Sora2 is even more realistic.

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 1d

GenAI is killing the internet, which is why I'm generating hundreds of AI images of Sam Altman with Jeffery Epstein and sending them to Donald Trump, a man who said he does not have the best grip on reality.

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 2d

- A groupchat app where a random group chat gets opened to the public as "group of the day!"

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 2d

- A social media installed in all personal assistants and smartphones aimed at Schizophrenics!
- A car based messenger to talk to any driver within 50 meters of you!
- A social media platform for stalkers where they make profiles for other people.

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 2d

- A Social media site where your username is your National Insurance Number and your password is your mother's maiden name!
- A Social media site where the more horrific and incendiary your post is, the more people see it! (Wait, that's just Twitter).

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 2d

- A social media site that takes all the things you have ever said on social media, and then feeds them through an AI to "post on your behalf", even if you haven't joined!
- A social media site that leaks your live GPS location if you say the "Word of the Day".

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 2d

- Twitter, but it's on the block chain.
- A social media site that finds your position on the political compass and connects you with the person with the direct opposite opinion.
- A messenger that lets you message anyone within Bluetooth range anonymously, then keeps you connected once they leave.

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 2d

Here's a thread of ideas for Social Media sites better than whatever Altman is trying to do with Sora:

- A Social Media site based solely around feet.
- A social media for Recovering Alcoholics based on the drinks they drank when they drank.
- A social media site for Dogs.

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 2d

Tech CEOs really are the most unimaginative people on earth. Like turning Sora into a social media site made exclusively of AI Slop? Fuck off with that shit. They've made nothing anyone's wanted for a decade now but they keep insisting that they're cooking!

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 2d

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

He straight up wants to jail politicians he doesn't like, huh.

www.reuters.com

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 2d

I just lost the game, the longer the I go without thinking of the game, the harder I lose.

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 2d

Chat should I make a neocities?

temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 2d

social media is exhausting to look at any feed on any platform lately for me, but I enjoy looking through neocities and other personal websites of that nature

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 2d

Nice

ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 2d

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

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Abbiistabbii @abbiistabbii.bsky.social · 3d

*Gets up to go to the Toilet* "I'm going to go commit a crime, brb."

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