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Son giving me a firm handshake on my deathbed
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Son giving me a firm handshake on my deathbed
2026 starting out really well! Looking like it’s going be a banner year for Society
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 AM
2026 starting out really well! Looking like it’s going be a banner year for Society
I will never watch a “video podcast.” Podcasts are for listening to when I’m on the bus. Are you watching videos on the bus. Are you even on the bus
December 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I will never watch a “video podcast.” Podcasts are for listening to when I’m on the bus. Are you watching videos on the bus. Are you even on the bus
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Dude it’s disgusting how all the most powerful people in the world were on some rich audiophile’s island listening to low bitrate music. man I dunno the posts can’t all be good
December 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Dude it’s disgusting how all the most powerful people in the world were on some rich audiophile’s island listening to low bitrate music. man I dunno the posts can’t all be good
man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
man these are getting too real
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I bought this before Jared went crazy
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I bought this before Jared went crazy
Hi everyone, I’m excited to talk about what we’ve been working on for the last few years: we’re proud to announce that in 2026 we’re launching Depression 2! It will provide the same Depression experience you’re used to, with some fantastic new features we think you’re going to love
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Hi everyone, I’m excited to talk about what we’ve been working on for the last few years: we’re proud to announce that in 2026 we’re launching Depression 2! It will provide the same Depression experience you’re used to, with some fantastic new features we think you’re going to love
Throwing a hotdog directly into my buddy’s mouth like a dart
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Throwing a hotdog directly into my buddy’s mouth like a dart
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Frank Sinatra’s first draft
I'm Doing Masturbation My Way
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Frank Sinatra’s first draft
Aragorn gently touching the shards of the Sybian that rocked Sauron's puss clean off
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Aragorn gently touching the shards of the Sybian that rocked Sauron's puss clean off
Apparently Marilyn Manson had one of his arm bones removed so he could jack himself off
October 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Apparently Marilyn Manson had one of his arm bones removed so he could jack himself off
Alternative universe where instead of investing all the money in the world into generative AI, tech companies spent trillions trying to invent smellovision
October 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Alternative universe where instead of investing all the money in the world into generative AI, tech companies spent trillions trying to invent smellovision
𝚞/𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚢𝟷𝟾𝟽𝟹𝟿 [𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚘𝚘𝚋]
Hey! I just tried a “Budweiser,” really enjoyed it! Anyone have any suggestions for my second beer?
𝚞/𝙴𝚕𝙲𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚣𝚊𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚘 [𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 🥇]
Maybe come back when you’ve had your first beer 🙄
Hey! I just tried a “Budweiser,” really enjoyed it! Anyone have any suggestions for my second beer?
𝚞/𝙴𝚕𝙲𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚣𝚊𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚘 [𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 🥇]
Maybe come back when you’ve had your first beer 🙄
October 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
𝚞/𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚢𝟷𝟾𝟽𝟹𝟿 [𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚘𝚘𝚋]
Hey! I just tried a “Budweiser,” really enjoyed it! Anyone have any suggestions for my second beer?
𝚞/𝙴𝚕𝙲𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚣𝚊𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚘 [𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 🥇]
Maybe come back when you’ve had your first beer 🙄
Hey! I just tried a “Budweiser,” really enjoyed it! Anyone have any suggestions for my second beer?
𝚞/𝙴𝚕𝙲𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚣𝚊𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚘 [𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 🥇]
Maybe come back when you’ve had your first beer 🙄
Dogshit ladder. Dreadful
Martin Puryear’s ‘Ladder for Booker T. Washington’ (1996). Collection Modern Art Museum Fort Worth, Texas
September 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Dogshit ladder. Dreadful
I put my ear to the ground. “There were milves here, recently. Hot ones.”
“What’d they want?” Asks the cowboy.
“There’s only one thing a milf wants. Sex.” I look back at him. “No strings attached.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“What’d they want?” Asks the cowboy.
“There’s only one thing a milf wants. Sex.” I look back at him. “No strings attached.”
“Jesus Christ.”
September 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I put my ear to the ground. “There were milves here, recently. Hot ones.”
“What’d they want?” Asks the cowboy.
“There’s only one thing a milf wants. Sex.” I look back at him. “No strings attached.”
“Jesus Christ.”
“What’d they want?” Asks the cowboy.
“There’s only one thing a milf wants. Sex.” I look back at him. “No strings attached.”
“Jesus Christ.”
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All I can say is, try to live your life in a way that doesn’t make millions of people do the celebration from the end of Return Of The Jedi when they learn about your death.
September 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
All I can say is, try to live your life in a way that doesn’t make millions of people do the celebration from the end of Return Of The Jedi when they learn about your death.
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Friendly reminder that Donald Trump has never explicitly stated their pronouns.
September 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Friendly reminder that Donald Trump has never explicitly stated their pronouns.
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This is honestly such a dog shit URL. VERY displeasing to look at
September 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
This is honestly such a dog shit URL. VERY displeasing to look at
Bluesky automatically saves your progress at certain points. When you see this icon, do not close Bluesky
September 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bluesky automatically saves your progress at certain points. When you see this icon, do not close Bluesky
You’re all so credulous. He has simply been returned to the Golden Throne where 1000 psykers are sacrificed to maintain his body
August 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
You’re all so credulous. He has simply been returned to the Golden Throne where 1000 psykers are sacrificed to maintain his body
Diarrhoea is the only disease people like having
August 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Diarrhoea is the only disease people like having
Criterion Closet but for porno
August 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Criterion Closet but for porno
tfw you catch bro whispering poison in his lord’s ear to turn him against his allies 🤣
August 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
tfw you catch bro whispering poison in his lord’s ear to turn him against his allies 🤣