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Prebiotic organic compounds in samples of asteroid Bennu indicate heterogeneous aqueous alteration - PubMed
NASA's OSIRIS-REx mission characterized the asteroid Bennu and delivered pristine samples of its regolith to Earth. Coordinated analyses of this primitive, carbonaceous material are elucidating the abiotic formation and inventory of prebiotic organic compounds in the early Solar System. Using pyroly …
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
I tell you what, it’s the little personal touches that make LinkedIn’s recruiter outreach messages so appealing.
![Urgent Requirement - Dallas Based
Hi [Name],
I'm recruiting for a Principal Wi-Fi Network
Engineer to support one of the most innovative connectivity teams in the U.S.
Their networks power some of the most demanding environments you can imagine:](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4e5lu2y74iejtwbhtdlobn23/bafkreih7f3nnulyarcrohugcjaelg7abcirenbntgtbx6ofkgkkcoxlkx4@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I tell you what, it’s the little personal touches that make LinkedIn’s recruiter outreach messages so appealing.
In a meeting with a discount wireless carrier, one of the sales engineers started his pitch for our service platform. The carrier's CTO immediately cut him off with "Look. Our primary demographic is pimps who buy their girls phones so they can keep track of them. We don't sell value-added services."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
In a meeting with a discount wireless carrier, one of the sales engineers started his pitch for our service platform. The carrier's CTO immediately cut him off with "Look. Our primary demographic is pimps who buy their girls phones so they can keep track of them. We don't sell value-added services."
Hrm. There’s some work to do here.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Hrm. There’s some work to do here.
I actually *do* know who needs to hear this, but I'm not gonna call them out, plus it's a long list at this point, but right now, outside, there's grass. Go there. Touch it. Keep touching it until *whatever* that was subsides. Now keep at it a little longer to make sure you're ready to come back.
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I actually *do* know who needs to hear this, but I'm not gonna call them out, plus it's a long list at this point, but right now, outside, there's grass. Go there. Touch it. Keep touching it until *whatever* that was subsides. Now keep at it a little longer to make sure you're ready to come back.
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Clickbait headline: "American oligarchs don't want you to know this one simple trick that eliminates fascists!"
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Clickbait headline: "American oligarchs don't want you to know this one simple trick that eliminates fascists!"
“Now hiring death-penalty judges to try guilty defendants.”
DOJ is now recruiting for immigration judges by calling them “deportation judges.”
That’s seems really bad.
That’s seems really bad.
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
“Now hiring death-penalty judges to try guilty defendants.”
For literally the past 800 years, the foundation of western society has been that the people in government are subject to the same laws as the people they govern. So I should be able to say the same things about Trump as he says about sitting congressional representatives, with the same consequences
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
For literally the past 800 years, the foundation of western society has been that the people in government are subject to the same laws as the people they govern. So I should be able to say the same things about Trump as he says about sitting congressional representatives, with the same consequences
My "Trump Does Not Want To Execute Members of Congress" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My "Trump Does Not Want To Execute Members of Congress" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
The articles about Target's disappointing financial results (with the release of their Q3 numbers showing a continued slide in sales) are baffling in their complete lack of analysis. Forbes seems to get it, but everyone else seems tickled to leave the quiet part quiet. www.forbes.com/sites/dougme...
The Quiet Part Out Loud: Target Ditching DEI Cost The CEO His Job And Investors $12 Billion
Eliminating its DEI programs has been bad for Target's business - seemingly costing investors billions and the CEO his job.
www.forbes.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The articles about Target's disappointing financial results (with the release of their Q3 numbers showing a continued slide in sales) are baffling in their complete lack of analysis. Forbes seems to get it, but everyone else seems tickled to leave the quiet part quiet. www.forbes.com/sites/dougme...
Even with *waves at congress and two rulings out of Texas*, Rian Johnson managed to capture two slots in “Now Breezing” by rejecting the notion of a Muppets Knives Out.
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November 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Even with *waves at congress and two rulings out of Texas*, Rian Johnson managed to capture two slots in “Now Breezing” by rejecting the notion of a Muppets Knives Out.
Look, y’all, we had a whole thing about masks. It’s 2025. If you’re out in public with a relentless rattling cough and no mask, you’re clearly a goddamned psychopath. We live in a society. Act like it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Look, y’all, we had a whole thing about masks. It’s 2025. If you’re out in public with a relentless rattling cough and no mask, you’re clearly a goddamned psychopath. We live in a society. Act like it.
You just know Higgins is preparing to flee the country ahead of whatever revelations these files have about him.
Breaking news: Congress will send a bill to President Trump to force the Justice Department to release files related to Jeffrey Epstein, overcoming a months-long impasse in the House and quickly dispatching with the issue in the Senate.
Congress to send bill to Trump to force disclosure of Jeffrey Epstein files
The House overcame a months-long impasse, and the Senate quickly dispatched with the issue.
wapo.st
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You just know Higgins is preparing to flee the country ahead of whatever revelations these files have about him.
It’ll be comically ironic if the Texas redistricting is struck down but the California one isn’t.
I want to take a moment to thank the entire Elias Law Group team who worked on the Texas redistricting case as well as our fearless clients. The thirteen Black and Latino voters we represented stood up to challenge Texas's unprecedented mid-decade redistricting. We all ow them a debt of gratitude.
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It’ll be comically ironic if the Texas redistricting is struck down but the California one isn’t.
On approach to LGA: “Ladies and gentlemen, if you are sitting on the left side of the plane, you will see a beautiful view of New York City. <pause> And if you are sitting on the right side, you will see Brooklyn.”
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
On approach to LGA: “Ladies and gentlemen, if you are sitting on the left side of the plane, you will see a beautiful view of New York City. <pause> And if you are sitting on the right side, you will see Brooklyn.”
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Okay, this is the *core* thing that bothers me about the fuck the south discourse
The south is not racist because of its demography - it’d the Blackest part of the country. It’s racist because of its history and also because of *rural* white enclaves — which exist all over the country
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Okay, this is the *core* thing that bothers me about the fuck the south discourse
More than one out of every 20 people in the US self-identify as bisexual, and a substantial fraction of the remaining 19 apparently have no clue.
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
More than one out of every 20 people in the US self-identify as bisexual, and a substantial fraction of the remaining 19 apparently have no clue.
It seems to me that there *have* to be a lot of GOP congressmen who have had enough time to let this month’s electoral blowout sink in, who now realize that the only chance they have in the midterms is if someone different is in the White House. These upcoming votes could be interesting.
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It seems to me that there *have* to be a lot of GOP congressmen who have had enough time to let this month’s electoral blowout sink in, who now realize that the only chance they have in the midterms is if someone different is in the White House. These upcoming votes could be interesting.
I honestly thought the damning evidence that finally took down the whole house of cards was going to be disgusting trafficking and child abuse stuff, not hilarious consensual behavior that finally caused the redneck caucus to clutch whatever they have instead of pearls.
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I honestly thought the damning evidence that finally took down the whole house of cards was going to be disgusting trafficking and child abuse stuff, not hilarious consensual behavior that finally caused the redneck caucus to clutch whatever they have instead of pearls.
Person in charge of training leopards to eat faces has face eaten by leopards. Details at 10.
I don’t want anyone to receive threats, but for many years Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has enjoyed this sort of energy from President Trump when it’s been directed at her political enemies and now objects to it when she’s on the receiving end.
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Person in charge of training leopards to eat faces has face eaten by leopards. Details at 10.
“Holy shit, the leopards were intended for our faces all along”
Hispanic neighborhoods that voted for Trump in 2024 abandoned his party in the 2025 elections.
In New Jersey, cities that shifted the most toward Democrats were those with the highest percentage of Latino voters. And California’s most Hispanic county saw a huge shift as well.
In New Jersey, cities that shifted the most toward Democrats were those with the highest percentage of Latino voters. And California’s most Hispanic county saw a huge shift as well.
Maps Show How Latinos Who Shifted Right in 2024 Snapped Back Left in 2025
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“Holy shit, the leopards were intended for our faces all along”
