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✨Karli✨

@abracafckyou.bsky.social

37 followers 80 following 810 posts

Hi Karli // 28 // using this feels weird. Like showering with the door open. I wish locked accounts were real so I wouldn’t feel weird if I wanted to yap.

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✨Karli✨ @abracafckyou.bsky.social · 13h

ESPECIALLY bc there’s no reason to do this at nine fucking am. You could do this at 2pm. You could do this without a leafblower. Hell, you fuckers are never in your damn yard in the cold season anyway. AND ITS FUCKING FALL. LEAVES WILL EXIST. ASSHOLES.

✨Karli✨ @abracafckyou.bsky.social · 13h

Its the same fucking asshole neighbors who are always making an insane amount of noise. I hate them so much

✨Karli✨ @abracafckyou.bsky.social · 13h

Death to leafblowers. Death to people who hire people with leaf blowers.

✨Karli✨ @abracafckyou.bsky.social · 18h

It always feels. So weird.

✨Karli✨ @abracafckyou.bsky.social · 18h

Can i have locked accounts on here yet. I dont want constant random accounts trying to promote their own shit by liking posts based on like one word.

✨Karli✨ @abracafckyou.bsky.social · 18h

Was gonna have fun n do some doodling tonigjt and then i got absolutely sucked into the twitch rivals hades 2 race, that was so fun to see

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thorny, proud Bleeter @ithinkiplaygames.bsky.social · 1d

what i like about Vocaloids is that they're simultaneously fictional characters you can be a fan of and actual musical instruments. what if Tuba and Trombone had beef. what if Bassoon was gay

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✨Karli✨ @abracafckyou.bsky.social · 23h

Hes back rn n i think he’s like. Cleaning? Mopping? Fuck if i know man. He’s down there doing shit

✨Karli✨ @abracafckyou.bsky.social · 23h

One time it was like 1am and we heard a VERY loud thunk after hearing him putter around so we kinda sat there like…should we…go check on him
And we did, went down in our pjs n he was like “oh yea im fine i was replacing the server shelf n the new one slipped and fell down haha”

✨Karli✨ @abracafckyou.bsky.social · 23h

Shoutout to my landlord who will literally just show up in the middle of the night in his office downstairs to do god knows what

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✨Karli✨ @abracafckyou.bsky.social · 23h

If she is not physically touching you, you might disappear again…she cant take any chances

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 1d

Subject: Brains/blowing out etc

Hi Alan,
Just circling back on this.
Best, Stella

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ez “dyke ghoulfriend” @ezrez.bsky.social · 1d

Zohran says you’re trans now

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🐍Punished "Venom" Sir5000 🚬 @sir.bsky.social · 1d

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〚Ẋ〛 @projectendo.bsky.social · 1d

What I really want everyone, not just folks in New York, but EVERYONE to come away with from this, is that ANY of these motherfuckers can be challenged. Their stance in the status quo is THAT flimsy, and their grip is fucking FRAGILE. We CAN change this shit, dude

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✨Karli✨ @abracafckyou.bsky.social · 1d

Lets go lets go lets gooo

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 1d

it’s not enough. i challenge andrew cuomo to a 1v1 in super smash bros. i need to watch him lose something a third time

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✨Karli✨ @abracafckyou.bsky.social · 1d

DID HE WIN

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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 1d

wealth be upon you 🙏

a stylized 3d render of the ancient chinese wealth symbol JIN CHAN

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✨Karli✨ @abracafckyou.bsky.social · 1d

My laptop bag #mylaptopbag

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rosie @lambkins.bsky.social · 1d

Barn owl

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2d

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Balatro @playbalatro.com · 2d

Mark your calendars....literally!

Today we are launching the MOST OFFICIAL 2026 BALATRO CALENDAR WITH MORE BEN STARR IN CLOWN OUTFITS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE (probably)...

All profits will be going to charity and you can get the calendar here: www.fangamer.com/products/bal...

Balatro - Balatro 2026 Wall Calendar

A new year is coming... time to shuffle off and try again! Features 13 photos of Jimbo, as portrayed by Ben Starr, in the guise of your favorite Balatro Jokers Bonus condensed 2027 calendar on the fi...

www.fangamer.com

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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 3d

Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing an omanyte touching the hand of a researcher on a beach

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Potoh @potoh.bsky.social · 2d

I'm getting orders ready for shipment! If you order today your goodies go out tomorrow 🐱📦

potoh.bigcartel.com

Photo of a shop order with different merch I'm preparing. Bottom right is a white reflective sticker in the shape of a cat alien head. On the left next to it is a small freebie sticker vinyl sticker of a cartoon vampire cat with white fur, black sideburns and a black tail. She's wearing a red bow tie, a light brown shirt and striped brown shorts. She has black bat wings and tiny vampire teeth. Next to that one is a glow in the dark sticker with skulls and black cats in a greenish colour. In the center of the photo lays a golden enamel pin in a flower shape with blue stylized ribbons on the bottom. The words "No. 1 GenAI hater" are written in blue in the center of the flower shape. On the right is a holographic sticker that has a rainbow coloured flame, a white cat and the words "fueled by ADHD" around the cat. Top to that sticker is another holographic sticker with purple flames and a black cat sitting in a cauldron. Top center of the photo is a packaged wood pin. It's the mascot of Microsoft Word, Clippy, but with cat ears.

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