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✨Karli✨
@abracafckyou.bsky.social
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Hi Karli // 28 // using this feels weird. Like showering with the door open. I wish locked accounts were real so I wouldn’t feel weird if I wanted to yap.
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ESPECIALLY bc there’s no reason to do this at nine fucking am. You could do this at 2pm. You could do this without a leafblower. Hell, you fuckers are never in your damn yard in the cold season anyway. AND ITS FUCKING FALL. LEAVES WILL EXIST. ASSHOLES.
Its the same fucking asshole neighbors who are always making an insane amount of noise. I hate them so much
Death to leafblowers. Death to people who hire people with leaf blowers.
It always feels. So weird.
Can i have locked accounts on here yet. I dont want constant random accounts trying to promote their own shit by liking posts based on like one word.
Was gonna have fun n do some doodling tonigjt and then i got absolutely sucked into the twitch rivals hades 2 race, that was so fun to see
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what i like about Vocaloids is that they're simultaneously fictional characters you can be a fan of and actual musical instruments. what if Tuba and Trombone had beef. what if Bassoon was gay
Hes back rn n i think he’s like. Cleaning? Mopping? Fuck if i know man. He’s down there doing shit
One time it was like 1am and we heard a VERY loud thunk after hearing him putter around so we kinda sat there like…should we…go check on him
And we did, went down in our pjs n he was like “oh yea im fine i was replacing the server shelf n the new one slipped and fell down haha”
Shoutout to my landlord who will literally just show up in the middle of the night in his office downstairs to do god knows what
If she is not physically touching you, you might disappear again…she cant take any chances
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What I really want everyone, not just folks in New York, but EVERYONE to come away with from this, is that ANY of these motherfuckers can be challenged. Their stance in the status quo is THAT flimsy, and their grip is fucking FRAGILE. We CAN change this shit, dude
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it’s not enough. i challenge andrew cuomo to a 1v1 in super smash bros. i need to watch him lose something a third time
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Mark your calendars....literally!

Today we are launching the MOST OFFICIAL 2026 BALATRO CALENDAR WITH MORE BEN STARR IN CLOWN OUTFITS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE (probably)...

All profits will be going to charity and you can get the calendar here: www.fangamer.com/products/bal...
Balatro - Balatro 2026 Wall Calendar
A new year is coming... time to shuffle off and try again!  Features 13 photos of Jimbo, as portrayed by Ben Starr, in the guise of your favorite Balatro Jokers Bonus condensed 2027 calendar on the fi...
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I'm getting orders ready for shipment! If you order today your goodies go out tomorrow 🐱📦

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