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sir.bsky.social
Ｓｉｒ５０００　＠　Legends Z-A
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oh my god what the fuck am I doing here
(he/him)

🐦: @Sir5000
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musuwi.mom
album art redraw #musuwi.art
"all of me" by masayoshi takanaka
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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sir.bsky.social
Poker Night? in MY Inventory? 🃏
@strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social @skunkapegames.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
sir.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
sir.bsky.social
me trying to remember the name of that yellow rat Pokémon
jav.scd.lol JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 19h
Pikaru
February 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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aelithart.bsky.social
Popped up in my feed, lol. I am so happy to have been able to archive this chonk for people.

The Boi:

nathahniel.gumroad.com/l/McCallsPik...
February 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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stefaniereville.com
Still my favourite #Jerma985 bit ever of all time.
A stylised illustration of Jerma985 from the Nancy Drew stream where he pretends to be drunk on red wine after failing to remove his lipstick properly after putting it on to put fake kiss marks on a handwritten letter. The drawing includes a bust portrait of jerma framed by a stream of wine coming of a wine bottle and into a wine glass. The bottom of the drawing is framed by bunches of purple grapes. The BG has several lipstick kisses. The caption reads "sory guys". A screengrab of Jerma from a stream where he pretends to be drunk with the caption "absolutly destoryed on red wine, sory guys"
February 15, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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deus-ex-txt.bsky.social
What?
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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bakoon.bsky.social
finally
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 AM
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kholdseid.bsky.social
edit of the ratio adjustment screen from Capcom vs. SNK 2 with the three people in the quoted post edited in over the characters in the original screenshot
February 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
sir.bsky.social
I can't stop thinking about this movie. I gotta go see it again
February 15, 2026 at 8:16 AM
sir.bsky.social
"I'm fast as FUCK BOIIIIII" 🏃💨
February 15, 2026 at 8:12 AM
sir.bsky.social
incredible review curve on NTBTSTM right now
February 15, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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landbeforetim.bsky.social
This is blackout poetry to me
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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pattheflip.bsky.social
Fighting games are something so great
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
a screenshot of the wookiepedia page for Torture web "The torture web was a torture device."
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
watching this deli owner explain to Stanley Tucci a scandal where people were passing off counterfeit Parma prosciutto in part to meet the massive demand for carnivore diet stuff--just looking to joylessly/cheaply/efficiently hit a protein macro and buy a brand

rhymes with all the rest this shit
A man holding a sad piece of meat saying, "This is made for people who want to go to the gym." A man holding a less sad piece of meat saying, "Look at this. This is made with love."
February 15, 2026 at 6:38 AM
sir.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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mikeisaac.bsky.social
pause menus are so fucked up now

what do you mean the queen wants a chicken shack like crazy
February 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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jaykita.bsky.social
i cant believe mpreg char is over $600
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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mahoushoujoia.bsky.social
thank you for coming and hanging out with maru and i for valentines~
🎨 @nashirasauce.bsky.social
#iastrations
valentines portrait art of two black haired ladies, one with pink eyes and the other blue eyes making a heart together with their fingers.
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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brendanmcleod.com
it’s not the marty normal
February 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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grubb.wtf
dude just played a game with a fun factor of 5
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
sir.bsky.social
here's a Valentine I made last year

made the entire meme from scratch 'cuz I'm Like That
February 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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nikoanesti.newgrounds.com
Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:
norlander.bsky.social Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 1d
Really photo editing here by Hector Vivas of Getty Images. Composite of the women's snowboard halfpipe final, depicting all the female Olympians who competed.
Livigno Snow Park on February 12, 2026 with more than 100 images of snowboarders on the halfpipe placed in for effect
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
sir.bsky.social
Roses are red
violets are blue
Adventures of Lolo 1 & 2
King's Knight, Dig Dig, Chew Man Fu
February 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM