Sir5000 @ Legends Z-A
sir.bsky.social
Sir5000 @ Legends Z-A
@sir.bsky.social
oh my god what the fuck am I doing here
(he/him)

🐦: @Sir5000
🥚🪲: https://cohost.org/Sir
February 16, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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I buy you so many toys and you want to play with a broken headband
February 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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BABABABABABASKETBALL
February 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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Posting “my lungs got no oxygen and PlayStation got no games” as I start to black out
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Over at the @friends-table.bsky.social ICEBREAKER fundraiser we have raised over $50,000 and we're about to send Dre to Flegg Hell twitch.tv/friendsatthetable
February 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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album art redraw #musuwi.art
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Poker Night? in MY Inventory? 🃏
@strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social @skunkapegames.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
me trying to remember the name of that yellow rat Pokémon
Pikaru
February 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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Popped up in my feed, lol. I am so happy to have been able to archive this chonk for people.

The Boi:

nathahniel.gumroad.com/l/McCallsPik...
February 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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Still my favourite #Jerma985 bit ever of all time.
February 15, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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What?
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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finally
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I can't stop thinking about this movie. I gotta go see it again
February 15, 2026 at 8:16 AM
"I'm fast as FUCK BOIIIIII" 🏃💨
February 15, 2026 at 8:12 AM
incredible review curve on NTBTSTM right now
February 15, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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Fighting games are something so great
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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watching this deli owner explain to Stanley Tucci a scandal where people were passing off counterfeit Parma prosciutto in part to meet the massive demand for carnivore diet stuff--just looking to joylessly/cheaply/efficiently hit a protein macro and buy a brand

rhymes with all the rest this shit
February 15, 2026 at 6:38 AM
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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pause menus are so fucked up now

what do you mean the queen wants a chicken shack like crazy
February 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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i cant believe mpreg char is over $600
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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thank you for coming and hanging out with maru and i for valentines~
🎨 @nashirasauce.bsky.social
#iastrations
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM