Sir5000 @ Legends Z-A
sir.bsky.social
Sir5000 @ Legends Z-A
@sir.bsky.social
oh my god what the fuck am I doing here
(he/him)

🐦: @Sir5000
🥚🪲: https://cohost.org/Sir
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what’s wrong babe you haven’t touched your 2 ingredient hormone supportive chocolate mousse
February 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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How did @tolkoto.com know to do this exact pose when @grubb.wtf pulled a pic of himself up?
February 18, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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my cat every day at 4 pm
February 17, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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good news fellas: the entire original "Jumping Onto White Base" fits into the max video length on here, enjoy it in its original 240p video quality.
February 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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10/10 article
February 17, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Aerial_knight's DropShot OUT NOW!!!! WE DID IT!!!!! 🥳💪🎊🎉🎉🎉
February 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Highguard's website - "This site is currently unavailable." playhighguard.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Why do you let them chain your heart?
February 17, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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a bolt of lightning in every bottle! 💫
February 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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for the new year have one of the dumbest shitposts i made on cohost

obsidianmoonshine.com/public/1-blo...
Halo... or Horse?
UNSC ship name... or thoroughbred racehorse name?
obsidianmoonshine.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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the thing they never tell you as a kid is that it actually kicks ass to pick your nose. get that shit outta there. breathe with no obstructions. it's the ultimate freedom
February 17, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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i cant stop giggling #MGS
February 17, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"I feel myself bottoming out less when I'm typing fast"
February 17, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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sending these goobers to the printers for stickers and charms soon #smilingfriends #art
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
go see Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie
a bolt of lightning in every bottle! 💫
February 17, 2026 at 4:37 AM
RIP Robert Duvall
104. Kicking & Screaming (2005)

oh my god that was Josh Hutcherson this whole time
February 16, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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Today is the anniversary of the birth of our friend and yours, @kcg.bsky.social A bit gamey, like gamey mashed potatoes, but overall quite satisfying. Comes with weird horseradish-like dipping sauce but you should just throw it out or dip your fries in it. Happy Birthday KC!!! greatures.com rules!
February 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM