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sir.bsky.social
Ｓｉｒ５０００　＠　Legends Z-A
@sir.bsky.social
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oh my god what the fuck am I doing here
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sir.bsky.social
27 YEARS AGO TODAY WILL SKITH SLAPPED JAY MCCARROL AT THE OSCARS
February 16, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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lilibiki.bsky.social
I buy you so many toys and you want to play with a broken headband
February 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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cjzero.bsky.social
BABABABABABASKETBALL
February 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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iainhendry.bsky.social
Posting “my lungs got no oxygen and PlayStation got no games” as I start to black out
roxieproxy.bsky.social Roxie @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 1d
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
February 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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notquitereal.bsky.social
Over at the @friends-table.bsky.social ICEBREAKER fundraiser we have raised over $50,000 and we're about to send Dre to Flegg Hell twitch.tv/friendsatthetable
February 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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musuwi.mom
album art redraw #musuwi.art
"all of me" by masayoshi takanaka
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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sir.bsky.social
Poker Night? in MY Inventory? 🃏
@strongbadnofoolin.bsky.social @skunkapegames.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
sir.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
sir.bsky.social
me trying to remember the name of that yellow rat Pokémon
jav.scd.lol JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 22h
Pikaru
February 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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aelithart.bsky.social
Popped up in my feed, lol. I am so happy to have been able to archive this chonk for people.

The Boi:

nathahniel.gumroad.com/l/McCallsPik...
February 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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stefaniereville.com
Still my favourite #Jerma985 bit ever of all time.
A stylised illustration of Jerma985 from the Nancy Drew stream where he pretends to be drunk on red wine after failing to remove his lipstick properly after putting it on to put fake kiss marks on a handwritten letter. The drawing includes a bust portrait of jerma framed by a stream of wine coming of a wine bottle and into a wine glass. The bottom of the drawing is framed by bunches of purple grapes. The BG has several lipstick kisses. The caption reads "sory guys". A screengrab of Jerma from a stream where he pretends to be drunk with the caption "absolutly destoryed on red wine, sory guys"
February 15, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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deus-ex-txt.bsky.social
What?
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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bakoon.bsky.social
finally
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 AM
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kholdseid.bsky.social
edit of the ratio adjustment screen from Capcom vs. SNK 2 with the three people in the quoted post edited in over the characters in the original screenshot
February 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
sir.bsky.social
I can't stop thinking about this movie. I gotta go see it again
February 15, 2026 at 8:16 AM
sir.bsky.social
"I'm fast as FUCK BOIIIIII" 🏃💨
February 15, 2026 at 8:12 AM
sir.bsky.social
incredible review curve on NTBTSTM right now
February 15, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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landbeforetim.bsky.social
This is blackout poetry to me
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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pattheflip.bsky.social
Fighting games are something so great
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
a screenshot of the wookiepedia page for Torture web "The torture web was a torture device."
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
watching this deli owner explain to Stanley Tucci a scandal where people were passing off counterfeit Parma prosciutto in part to meet the massive demand for carnivore diet stuff--just looking to joylessly/cheaply/efficiently hit a protein macro and buy a brand

rhymes with all the rest this shit
A man holding a sad piece of meat saying, "This is made for people who want to go to the gym." A man holding a less sad piece of meat saying, "Look at this. This is made with love."
February 15, 2026 at 6:38 AM
sir.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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mikeisaac.bsky.social
pause menus are so fucked up now

what do you mean the queen wants a chicken shack like crazy
February 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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jaykita.bsky.social
i cant believe mpreg char is over $600
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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mahoushoujoia.bsky.social
thank you for coming and hanging out with maru and i for valentines~
🎨 @nashirasauce.bsky.social
#iastrations
valentines portrait art of two black haired ladies, one with pink eyes and the other blue eyes making a heart together with their fingers.
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM