citrus poltergeist
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that's why i put stuff in the ad like ''are you a fan of interview with the vampire ?'' like. i want them to know that i'm dangerous
eden • mostly he, sometimes they • FR/ENG/ESP (wip)
eden • mostly he, sometimes they • FR/ENG/ESP (wip)
i passed public law but with a dogshit grade by my own standards and everyone i spent hours explaining the course to had better points than me
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
i passed public law but with a dogshit grade by my own standards and everyone i spent hours explaining the course to had better points than me
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let’s be primitive horses with mama
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
let’s be primitive horses with mama
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fucking hate press tour interviews like whose dick do i have to suck to get good interviews out here !! you try to know more on a film or an actor's thoughts on a character and it's almost fucking impossible bc everything is like two minutes long can we sit down !! jesus
January 22, 2026 at 7:55 PM
fucking hate press tour interviews like whose dick do i have to suck to get good interviews out here !! you try to know more on a film or an actor's thoughts on a character and it's almost fucking impossible bc everything is like two minutes long can we sit down !! jesus
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When you meet another Sonic fan
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
When you meet another Sonic fan
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AI is dying. Repost to make it die faster.
👀 | OpenAI is reportedly burning cash fast, with losses projected to reach $14B in 2026 and a possible cash shortfall by 2027.
Analysts say AI profitability was overestimated, as rising data center and inference costs could lead to a $207 BILLION industry shortfall by 2030.
Analysts say AI profitability was overestimated, as rising data center and inference costs could lead to a $207 BILLION industry shortfall by 2030.
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
AI is dying. Repost to make it die faster.
incroyable performance d'un de mes profs ajd qui m'a sorti pas une ni deux mais bien trois dingueries dont seul un homme cishet de cinquante ans a le secret
January 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
incroyable performance d'un de mes profs ajd qui m'a sorti pas une ni deux mais bien trois dingueries dont seul un homme cishet de cinquante ans a le secret
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L'intégrale de « Twin Peaks », la série culte de David Lynch est disponible sur arte.tv 👉 www.arte.tv/fr/videos/RC...
Twin Peaks - Séries et fictions | ARTE
Œuvre majeure de David Lynch, rencontre unique du soap avec le septième art, cette plongée dans les méandres d’une petite ville américaine se savoure comme un mauvais rêve dont on ne voudrait jamais s...
www.arte.tv
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 AM
L'intégrale de « Twin Peaks », la série culte de David Lynch est disponible sur arte.tv 👉 www.arte.tv/fr/videos/RC...
two (2) spanish native speakers have told me that i have a great pronounciation. i am giggling and kicking my feet
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
two (2) spanish native speakers have told me that i have a great pronounciation. i am giggling and kicking my feet
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can you name all those little birds ? 🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
can you name all those little birds ? 🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛
apparently we killed it with the group project and this chick i have come to despise told us in a vocal that she was proud of our team and that it had "not been easy for her". not easy for you bitch i did an extra FULLTIME week on this shite 75% of the points you have are bc of me and me only
January 20, 2026 at 1:54 PM
apparently we killed it with the group project and this chick i have come to despise told us in a vocal that she was proud of our team and that it had "not been easy for her". not easy for you bitch i did an extra FULLTIME week on this shite 75% of the points you have are bc of me and me only
me : exams are OVER i'm taking the day OFF and doing FUCK-ALL
also me : okay let's start emailing places for next year's internship
also me : okay let's start emailing places for next year's internship
January 20, 2026 at 12:40 PM
me : exams are OVER i'm taking the day OFF and doing FUCK-ALL
also me : okay let's start emailing places for next year's internship
also me : okay let's start emailing places for next year's internship
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im starting an orchestra
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 PM
im starting an orchestra
my psychology teacher - whom i despise for many reasons - gave us the lamest exam i've seen in my whole life like it was genuinely embarrassing but the worst is that i didn't get the exam from the series with the psychoanalysis case so i couldn't even be a bitch about it on paper. can't have shit
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 AM
my psychology teacher - whom i despise for many reasons - gave us the lamest exam i've seen in my whole life like it was genuinely embarrassing but the worst is that i didn't get the exam from the series with the psychoanalysis case so i couldn't even be a bitch about it on paper. can't have shit
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Cause chaos. Live deliciously. Kiss the goat.
-2026
-2026
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Cause chaos. Live deliciously. Kiss the goat.
-2026
-2026
public law exam tomorrow aaaaaaa
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
public law exam tomorrow aaaaaaa
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January 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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The inks of dawn
Our expedition embodied the desire to find a new hue for our souls. After a year of travel, on the first day of the year, we arrived at the borders of our world. There, we discovered the color of the unknown.
Happy new year 2026 everyone! 🎆
Our expedition embodied the desire to find a new hue for our souls. After a year of travel, on the first day of the year, we arrived at the borders of our world. There, we discovered the color of the unknown.
Happy new year 2026 everyone! 🎆
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
The inks of dawn
Our expedition embodied the desire to find a new hue for our souls. After a year of travel, on the first day of the year, we arrived at the borders of our world. There, we discovered the color of the unknown.
Happy new year 2026 everyone! 🎆
Our expedition embodied the desire to find a new hue for our souls. After a year of travel, on the first day of the year, we arrived at the borders of our world. There, we discovered the color of the unknown.
Happy new year 2026 everyone! 🎆
spent the entirety of the first day of the year cuddling and napping with my sweetheart with hercule poirot then professor layton in the background. not feeling great bc of food intolerances i decided to disregard for the festivities so they made me miso soup. twice !! peace and love on planet earth
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
spent the entirety of the first day of the year cuddling and napping with my sweetheart with hercule poirot then professor layton in the background. not feeling great bc of food intolerances i decided to disregard for the festivities so they made me miso soup. twice !! peace and love on planet earth
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every once in a while i go through a linkin park frenzy and i get hit real hard by chester's death all over again like i think he's the only famous person i still cry for years after his passing. anyway i'm at the market and i can't choose my limes bc i'm experiencing grief for a man i never knew
December 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
every once in a while i go through a linkin park frenzy and i get hit real hard by chester's death all over again like i think he's the only famous person i still cry for years after his passing. anyway i'm at the market and i can't choose my limes bc i'm experiencing grief for a man i never knew
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commission from twitter :)
February 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
commission from twitter :)
the apples are most excellent this year. every single one of them smells and tastes heavenly. they even have a beautiful coat of warm red tones!! decadent
December 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
the apples are most excellent this year. every single one of them smells and tastes heavenly. they even have a beautiful coat of warm red tones!! decadent