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abusrddeterminism.bsky.social
J
@abusrddeterminism.bsky.social
He/they

You are not alone.

Existential dread with citations, Being better with Spreadsheets, Creative Catalyst
Iykyk ttyl
July 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Sometimes when you scream I to the void, it whispers back
July 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Rainbows are literal. Idk what to tell you atm
July 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Sometimes a boomer meme just kinda falls into your lap. Idk.
July 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It's hard to say I love you when they won't hear you. Weirder to say it to a crowd that'll never get it, and the one person who probably needs to hear it won't. Even if they're reading it right now. It's pretty much revelationary; you just didn't believe me. Love you.
July 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Can't believe my tax dollars pay for math that built this at those universities. #defundmath
July 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
American high school grads have the same math skills as their grandparents did this year. Totally normal. Pack it up.
June 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
they cooked a lone wolf into a mythos then realized he was a "not like us" situation. a Christo-fascist icon who proves everything wrong about them by being everything they asked for. MAGA manifested the monster they preach for and it spoke fluent evangelical instead of English.
June 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
If you've ever said "modern protests don't work", I think you don't understand how protests work
June 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If you care more about something on fire than why it's on fire to begin with, you're part of the problem
June 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you can't learn other languages you might as well learn to express yourself
June 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Reposted by J
200+ scientists are in the middle of a marathon livestream to show why weather and climate science is so important and needs all our help to continue.

It is here: wclivestream.com/watch
Redirecting to: https://www.youtube.com/@wclivestream/live
wclivestream.com
May 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
May 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
P=NP

Bet
May 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
May 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Lpt use your irony machine to pep yourself up

Guys I wrote the top part and cooked. I wasn't ready, idk if we ready 😭
May 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
ESM Hot Take:
A Chinese college giving Harvard students unconditional offers isn’t generosity. It’s narrative reversal.

It’s not “please join us.”
It’s “we don’t need your prestige anymore.”

That’s not academic collaboration. That’s soft power in a cap and gown.
May 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Rooted in pattern. Growing in gratitude.
May 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Vibes.
May 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Sometimes I hyper fixate.

Sometimes I don't give a shit.

-some wise dude
May 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Most arguments against AI aren’t about creativity.
They’re about capitalism.
We’re not scared it makes bad art.
We’re scared it makes enough art.
Because under capitalism, value depends on control, not expression.
May 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Parasocial norms is basically organic socialism.

I'm choosing to lean in.
May 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
4. Being better with Spreadsheets
Therapy taught me to feel. Excel taught me to understand.

One gives you a breakthrough. The other color-codes your breakdown.
May 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
3. Existential dread with citations
Nothing matters.
But here’s a 14-step analysis explaining why that feeling is caused, not random, and how it correlates with unprocessed parental neglect.

Footnotes pending.
May 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
2. Absurd Determinist
Free will is cute until you realize your coping mechanism has patch notes from 2003.

You didn’t choose this. But you can debug it.
May 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM