Animal Crossing eBooks
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Quotes from our favorite game with the talking animals that will post every hour.
You're looking as awful as ever. Who dresses you?
January 23, 2026 at 6:02 AM
You're looking as awful as ever. Who dresses you?
Sometimes I put flowers in the toilet because it's like a huge vase.
January 23, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Sometimes I put flowers in the toilet because it's like a huge vase.
Looks like we're about to pull into your ass. Did I mention I love this place?
January 23, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Looks like we're about to pull into your ass. Did I mention I love this place?
Get out of my bed you little bitch.
January 23, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Get out of my bed you little bitch.
who is bladders
January 23, 2026 at 2:01 AM
who is bladders
Sleeping. Wake me at your own risk.
January 23, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Sleeping. Wake me at your own risk.
Lesbians…lesbians…oh, it has a nice ring to it!
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Lesbians…lesbians…oh, it has a nice ring to it!
Nice getup. Did your mother make that for you, dumbass?
January 22, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Nice getup. Did your mother make that for you, dumbass?
I'm terribly sorry, but nature isn't always family friendly.
January 22, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I'm terribly sorry, but nature isn't always family friendly.
I'm going to keep your medicine package as a souvenir from the great plague of 2020.
January 22, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I'm going to keep your medicine package as a souvenir from the great plague of 2020.
I asked for something cool…and this is not it.
January 22, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I asked for something cool…and this is not it.
Why, you're so short, I can't help but laugh. Whoa ho ho!
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Why, you're so short, I can't help but laugh. Whoa ho ho!
Talking to you is BORING! Stop boring me!
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Talking to you is BORING! Stop boring me!
This empty room is just like your personality, it's great!
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
This empty room is just like your personality, it's great!
You make special guest appearances in my dreams!
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
You make special guest appearances in my dreams!
You'd have better luck meeting him somewhere more your style. Like the 99-cent store.
January 22, 2026 at 2:02 PM
You'd have better luck meeting him somewhere more your style. Like the 99-cent store.
Let's make love. Let's try to make the most of our day, hm, you freak!
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Let's make love. Let's try to make the most of our day, hm, you freak!
Oh hello, you trying to make me mad? 'Cause you are succeeding!
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Oh hello, you trying to make me mad? 'Cause you are succeeding!
You can't leave something this important to a boy.
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 AM
You can't leave something this important to a boy.
But I'll expect some strong displays of affection!
January 22, 2026 at 10:02 AM
But I'll expect some strong displays of affection!
When he was young, I heard he got hit in the head with a soccer ball.
January 22, 2026 at 9:03 AM
When he was young, I heard he got hit in the head with a soccer ball.
No one else in this village ever says "titties."
January 22, 2026 at 8:02 AM
No one else in this village ever says "titties."
I'm gonna tunnel through your house!
January 22, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I'm gonna tunnel through your house!
I love digging around in my butt!
January 22, 2026 at 6:03 AM
I love digging around in my butt!