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Quotes from our favorite game with the talking animals that will post every hour.
He said he was thinkin' about moving away 'cause of all the night clowns.
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
He said he was thinkin' about moving away 'cause of all the night clowns.
Sorry, I don't want any part in this. Good luck!
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Sorry, I don't want any part in this. Good luck!
Thanks for 666 bell, duuuddddeeeee.
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Thanks for 666 bell, duuuddddeeeee.
I'm going to try and use my muscles to scare away the germs.
January 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I'm going to try and use my muscles to scare away the germs.
I drank way too much coffee three days ago. Yeah. Three. I haven't slept since!
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I drank way too much coffee three days ago. Yeah. Three. I haven't slept since!
I'm gonna tell you something nice. I eat kids.
January 20, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I'm gonna tell you something nice. I eat kids.
Hey, you and I are friends, sexually?
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Hey, you and I are friends, sexually?
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January 20, 2026 at 11:02 AM
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Hey you big headed bich!
January 20, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Hey you big headed bich!
Did you even think about the consequences of your actions?
January 20, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Did you even think about the consequences of your actions?
I like spicy stuff too!
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I like spicy stuff too!
Well, there's nothing wrong with that. It's 2013. Boys are wearing makeup. I say deal with it!
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Well, there's nothing wrong with that. It's 2013. Boys are wearing makeup. I say deal with it!
Where am I? Who are you? What's going on?
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Where am I? Who are you? What's going on?
I caught a darner dragonfly. It better watch its mouth!
January 20, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I caught a darner dragonfly. It better watch its mouth!
Be honest now, is meeting me a dream come true? Bastard man?
January 20, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Be honest now, is meeting me a dream come true? Bastard man?
Who needs that many eggs? The real answer is…who cares?
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Who needs that many eggs? The real answer is…who cares?
Your mom's a hoe!
January 20, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Your mom's a hoe!
You're probably a top tier gay sex pro!
January 19, 2026 at 11:02 PM
You're probably a top tier gay sex pro!
Oh good, you can send me a picture of a smiley through the ethernet.
January 19, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Oh good, you can send me a picture of a smiley through the ethernet.
Oh, I dunno about all that slapping and whatnot, but it seems Maya likes it!
January 19, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Oh, I dunno about all that slapping and whatnot, but it seems Maya likes it!
Nah, I like how your brain works when you're zonked out.
January 19, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Nah, I like how your brain works when you're zonked out.
Did you know avocados are technically berries?
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Did you know avocados are technically berries?
Oh my gosh, is this really a metal pipe?
January 19, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Oh my gosh, is this really a metal pipe?