Ace of Waggery
@aceofwaggery.bsky.social
"Is *everything* a joke to you??"
"No... but I'm working on it."
I'm just here to post humor and follow/favorite/boost others who do the same.
Photography: https://flickr.com/photos/ace_e
"No... but I'm working on it."
I'm just here to post humor and follow/favorite/boost others who do the same.
Photography: https://flickr.com/photos/ace_e
Coming In to your parents (admitting you're hetero)
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Coming In to your parents (admitting you're hetero)
When people leave hinge do they become unhinged?
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
When people leave hinge do they become unhinged?
Last night I danced at a popular club where DJ @!!+??*&^% played literally banging beats, using records of Loony Toons sound effects.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Last night I danced at a popular club where DJ @!!+??*&^% played literally banging beats, using records of Loony Toons sound effects.
Last night I dreamed I was just...sleeping. I had a nice place under low-hanging pine branches where nobody could see me, and I napped and napped. It was a very pleasant dream. Unfortunately that didn't translate into being more rested or energetic than usual today.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Last night I dreamed I was just...sleeping. I had a nice place under low-hanging pine branches where nobody could see me, and I napped and napped. It was a very pleasant dream. Unfortunately that didn't translate into being more rested or energetic than usual today.
In my dream last night, a friend described someone's illness on a cellular/molecular level instead of with general symptoms. This morning she mentioned she'd just started reading a book about how mitochondria work. Synchronicity, synchronicity ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FP...
The Police - Synchronicity II (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ThePoliceVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In my dream last night, a friend described someone's illness on a cellular/molecular level instead of with general symptoms. This morning she mentioned she'd just started reading a book about how mitochondria work. Synchronicity, synchronicity ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FP...
I've heard that if you start Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' album at the beginning of the Peanuts Christmas TV special, Charlie Brown "kills" his tree just as the vocal starts in 'The Great Gig in the Sky'.
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I've heard that if you start Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' album at the beginning of the Peanuts Christmas TV special, Charlie Brown "kills" his tree just as the vocal starts in 'The Great Gig in the Sky'.
BREAKING NEWS:
Rice Krispies mascot retires; Snap and Crackle meet their new associate Pete
Rice Krispies mascot retires; Snap and Crackle meet their new associate Pete
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Rice Krispies mascot retires; Snap and Crackle meet their new associate Pete
Rice Krispies mascot retires; Snap and Crackle meet their new associate Pete
Whenever my boss comes by my desk, I always make sure he finds me working at a brief pace.
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Whenever my boss comes by my desk, I always make sure he finds me working at a brief pace.
Things that sound like euphemisms, but aren't:
- Lubing the tractor
- Filing a motion
- Feeding the Mogwai
- Binging a season
- Instigating an uprising
- Abrading a callus
- Grooming the stallion
- Traversing the beaver dam
- Lubing the tractor
- Filing a motion
- Feeding the Mogwai
- Binging a season
- Instigating an uprising
- Abrading a callus
- Grooming the stallion
- Traversing the beaver dam
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Things that sound like euphemisms, but aren't:
- Lubing the tractor
- Filing a motion
- Feeding the Mogwai
- Binging a season
- Instigating an uprising
- Abrading a callus
- Grooming the stallion
- Traversing the beaver dam
- Lubing the tractor
- Filing a motion
- Feeding the Mogwai
- Binging a season
- Instigating an uprising
- Abrading a callus
- Grooming the stallion
- Traversing the beaver dam
Most famous seas of the Moon:
Mare Tranquilitatis
Mare Imbrium
Mare Epoppins
Mare de Lune
Mare Tranquilitatis
Mare Imbrium
Mare Epoppins
Mare de Lune
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Most famous seas of the Moon:
Mare Tranquilitatis
Mare Imbrium
Mare Epoppins
Mare de Lune
Mare Tranquilitatis
Mare Imbrium
Mare Epoppins
Mare de Lune
I was reading an article about how to clean up/"simplify" your online presence, and one suggestion was to "Delete forgotten accounts".
...If you've forgotten them, how are you going to know to delete them??
...If you've forgotten them, how are you going to know to delete them??
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was reading an article about how to clean up/"simplify" your online presence, and one suggestion was to "Delete forgotten accounts".
...If you've forgotten them, how are you going to know to delete them??
...If you've forgotten them, how are you going to know to delete them??
He eats a chocolate cake
He eats a gluten-free cake
He eats a vegan cake
He eats a keto cake
--Chumbawumba, 'Cakethumping'
He eats a gluten-free cake
He eats a vegan cake
He eats a keto cake
--Chumbawumba, 'Cakethumping'
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
He eats a chocolate cake
He eats a gluten-free cake
He eats a vegan cake
He eats a keto cake
--Chumbawumba, 'Cakethumping'
He eats a gluten-free cake
He eats a vegan cake
He eats a keto cake
--Chumbawumba, 'Cakethumping'
Carly Rae Jepsen dug deep into her lit-nerd background for her follow-up hit single:
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
October 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen dug deep into her lit-nerd background for her follow-up hit single:
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
ok but could an infinite number of Shakespeares produce the complete works of Francis Bacon
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
ok but could an infinite number of Shakespeares produce the complete works of Francis Bacon
Infinite monkeys with typewriters doing their best:
Orang-eo and Gorill-ette
Merchimp of Venice
Two Gentlechimps of Verona
Ape's You Like It
Merry Bonobos of Windsor
Orang-eo and Gorill-ette
Merchimp of Venice
Two Gentlechimps of Verona
Ape's You Like It
Merry Bonobos of Windsor
October 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Infinite monkeys with typewriters doing their best:
Orang-eo and Gorill-ette
Merchimp of Venice
Two Gentlechimps of Verona
Ape's You Like It
Merry Bonobos of Windsor
Orang-eo and Gorill-ette
Merchimp of Venice
Two Gentlechimps of Verona
Ape's You Like It
Merry Bonobos of Windsor
Just once I'd like to see a beautiful woman at a party with long hair falling over one eye in a sultry manner, like happens in the movies. Just so I can casually walk up to her and say, "So - not a fan of depth perception, then?"
October 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Just once I'd like to see a beautiful woman at a party with long hair falling over one eye in a sultry manner, like happens in the movies. Just so I can casually walk up to her and say, "So - not a fan of depth perception, then?"
Carly Rae Jepsen dug deep into her lit-nerd background for her follow-up hit single:
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen dug deep into her lit-nerd background for her follow-up hit single:
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
AU where Aang is born into a society of road construction engineers, and thus becomes The Last Tarbender
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
AU where Aang is born into a society of road construction engineers, and thus becomes The Last Tarbender
The rise of HTML began with
the <big>!</big>
the <big>!</big>
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The rise of HTML began with
the <big>!</big>
the <big>!</big>
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who own a bathrobe/dressing gown, and those who don't.
October 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who own a bathrobe/dressing gown, and those who don't.
Movie idea: An adventurous archaeologist has to deal with an acne problem after eating rich Lebanese food - "Indiana Jones and the Pimple of Toum"
October 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Movie idea: An adventurous archaeologist has to deal with an acne problem after eating rich Lebanese food - "Indiana Jones and the Pimple of Toum"
Last night I dreamed I stayed up until 5am. It was so convincing that when the alarm rang, I called out of work due to lack of sleep.
October 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Last night I dreamed I stayed up until 5am. It was so convincing that when the alarm rang, I called out of work due to lack of sleep.
I'm too proud to let people know I have an ego.
October 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I'm too proud to let people know I have an ego.
Have you ever slept so hard that when the alarm clock rings you've reverted back to Australopithecus brain, and have to slowly work out "What that noise? How make noise stop? What mean 'numbers'? What mean 'time'?" before your brain finally figures out how to make your hand hit Snooze?
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Have you ever slept so hard that when the alarm clock rings you've reverted back to Australopithecus brain, and have to slowly work out "What that noise? How make noise stop? What mean 'numbers'? What mean 'time'?" before your brain finally figures out how to make your hand hit Snooze?
"I just flew in from the coast - and boy, are my wings tired!"
-- bird hack comic
-- bird hack comic
October 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"I just flew in from the coast - and boy, are my wings tired!"
-- bird hack comic
-- bird hack comic