Ace of Waggery
@aceofwaggery.bsky.social
"Is *everything* a joke to you??"
"No... but I'm working on it."
I'm just here to post humor and follow/favorite/boost others who do the same.
Photography: https://flickr.com/photos/ace_e
"No... but I'm working on it."
I'm just here to post humor and follow/favorite/boost others who do the same.
Photography: https://flickr.com/photos/ace_e
Do orangutans have napes?
February 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Do orangutans have napes?
My doctor suggested I start taking drugs for my insomnia, but I'm not certain that's the best course…I told him I'd sleep on it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
My doctor suggested I start taking drugs for my insomnia, but I'm not certain that's the best course…I told him I'd sleep on it.
Queen seeks drone for no-stings-attached fun
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Queen seeks drone for no-stings-attached fun
Age verification? I remember when tobacco packaging didn't come with mandatory health warnings.
Age verification? I remember a time before anybody knew what a wookie was.
Age verification? I once purchased a math coprocessor.
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Age verification? I remember when tobacco packaging didn't come with mandatory health warnings.
I'm opening a new bar, naming it The Illicit Egress, and hanging a rather lurid bird-based sign over the front door.
It will also have a secret back door, of course.
It will also have a secret back door, of course.
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I'm opening a new bar, naming it The Illicit Egress, and hanging a rather lurid bird-based sign over the front door.
It will also have a secret back door, of course.
It will also have a secret back door, of course.
While out running errands this weekend I waited at a stop light behind a car with the license plate SLW POK. I must say I appreciate a fair warning!
Unless, of course, they were proclaiming their love of slaw with pork…
Unless, of course, they were proclaiming their love of slaw with pork…
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
While out running errands this weekend I waited at a stop light behind a car with the license plate SLW POK. I must say I appreciate a fair warning!
Unless, of course, they were proclaiming their love of slaw with pork…
Unless, of course, they were proclaiming their love of slaw with pork…
So you're saying, the Tang Dynasty *didn't* use artificially flavored drink mixes??
February 6, 2026 at 5:39 PM
So you're saying, the Tang Dynasty *didn't* use artificially flavored drink mixes??
First rule of Duck Club: Don't quack about Duck Club.
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
First rule of Duck Club: Don't quack about Duck Club.
The "Mastodon Helper" product never really caught on.
February 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The "Mastodon Helper" product never really caught on.
What's the difference between a kindergarten and a Petri dish?
Kindergartens have singalongs and story time.
Kindergartens have singalongs and story time.
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
What's the difference between a kindergarten and a Petri dish?
Kindergartens have singalongs and story time.
Kindergartens have singalongs and story time.
I hear that if you start Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" and the 1965 'A Charlie Brown Christmas' TV special at the same time, Charlie Brown "kills" his tree just as the vocal starts in 'The Great Gig in the Sky'.
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I hear that if you start Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" and the 1965 'A Charlie Brown Christmas' TV special at the same time, Charlie Brown "kills" his tree just as the vocal starts in 'The Great Gig in the Sky'.
Q: Why was Al Jaffee still working at MAD Magazine at the age of 94?
A: Every time they tried to fire him, he rebuffed them with a volley of snappy answers.
A: Every time they tried to fire him, he rebuffed them with a volley of snappy answers.
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Q: Why was Al Jaffee still working at MAD Magazine at the age of 94?
A: Every time they tried to fire him, he rebuffed them with a volley of snappy answers.
A: Every time they tried to fire him, he rebuffed them with a volley of snappy answers.
Q: What did the ancient Britons use woad for?
A: For dwiving on!
A: For dwiving on!
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Q: What did the ancient Britons use woad for?
A: For dwiving on!
A: For dwiving on!
Regarding Dry January - Does Bloody Mary mix count as "juice"?
January 28, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Regarding Dry January - Does Bloody Mary mix count as "juice"?
No I'm never gonna Certs again
Guilty teeth ain't got no Retsyn
Guilty teeth ain't got no Retsyn
January 27, 2026 at 4:28 PM
No I'm never gonna Certs again
Guilty teeth ain't got no Retsyn
Guilty teeth ain't got no Retsyn
Time can never mend
The Careless Vespers of a clergyman
To the altar-mind, innocence is kind
There's no comfort in the pew, pain is all you'll find
The Careless Vespers of a clergyman
To the altar-mind, innocence is kind
There's no comfort in the pew, pain is all you'll find
January 26, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Time can never mend
The Careless Vespers of a clergyman
To the altar-mind, innocence is kind
There's no comfort in the pew, pain is all you'll find
The Careless Vespers of a clergyman
To the altar-mind, innocence is kind
There's no comfort in the pew, pain is all you'll find
I plan on converting to vegetarianism on my deathbed.
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I plan on converting to vegetarianism on my deathbed.
I hope this email finds your well.
January 22, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I hope this email finds your well.
Zen koan / Oblique Strategy: You can't decorate a chimp without pulling up some grass.
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Zen koan / Oblique Strategy: You can't decorate a chimp without pulling up some grass.
I prefer my world stirred, not shaken.
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I prefer my world stirred, not shaken.
A side-by-side review of the best and worst apéritifs: unflattering Campari-sons
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
A side-by-side review of the best and worst apéritifs: unflattering Campari-sons
Every day is Leg Day if you Keep On Truckin'
January 16, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Every day is Leg Day if you Keep On Truckin'
My girlfriend got me a rather extravagant luxury-brand gift this Christmas: a pair of Chanel-lock pliers.
January 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
My girlfriend got me a rather extravagant luxury-brand gift this Christmas: a pair of Chanel-lock pliers.
You: tinfoil hat
Me, an intellectual: Faraday fedora
Me, an intellectual: Faraday fedora
January 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
You: tinfoil hat
Me, an intellectual: Faraday fedora
Me, an intellectual: Faraday fedora
Does Duct Tape cling to dark matter?
Will WD-40 lubricate it?
Will WD-40 lubricate it?
January 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Does Duct Tape cling to dark matter?
Will WD-40 lubricate it?
Will WD-40 lubricate it?