Jim
@bondcliff.bsky.social
Outraged, but I don't use Bluesky for that. I'm just here to make my little jokes. "Keep what's important and know who's your friend" ⭕️⭕️⭕️ Masshole. (He/Him) "It's never too late to have a happy childhood."
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Guy selling lamb chops at a farmers market in Sudbury, MA (affluent, mostly-white suburb) giving out free whistles to warn about the masked kidnapper thugs. Normal times.
February 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Guy selling lamb chops at a farmers market in Sudbury, MA (affluent, mostly-white suburb) giving out free whistles to warn about the masked kidnapper thugs. Normal times.
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The 1859 version of running over to your phone to post about the earthquake
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The 1859 version of running over to your phone to post about the earthquake
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Anyway, this makes a great icebreaker question, almost as good (and not quite as controversial) as “what disaster were you obsessed with as a preteen”
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Anyway, this makes a great icebreaker question, almost as good (and not quite as controversial) as “what disaster were you obsessed with as a preteen”
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This feels like as good a place as any to drop the fake Valentine's day cards I created in 2015 because they didn't exist when I was in elementary school.
September 7, 2023 at 8:53 PM
This feels like as good a place as any to drop the fake Valentine's day cards I created in 2015 because they didn't exist when I was in elementary school.
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Woke computers have pronouns in BIOS
January 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Woke computers have pronouns in BIOS
Not sure it qualifies as a disaster but the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.
Anyway, this makes a great icebreaker question, almost as good (and not quite as controversial) as “what disaster were you obsessed with as a preteen”
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Not sure it qualifies as a disaster but the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.
Never ridden the rail, never seen Umphrey’s McGee. Tonight I’m doing both.
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Never ridden the rail, never seen Umphrey’s McGee. Tonight I’m doing both.
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You can commission me ✌️
This is the kind of thing I do.
You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏
This is the kind of thing I do.
You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
You can commission me ✌️
This is the kind of thing I do.
You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏
This is the kind of thing I do.
You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏
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joined letterboxd
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
joined letterboxd
that's what's up
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Beepers
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February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
that's what's up
I have worn a pager, yes, an actual pager, every working day and many, many non-work days since 1990. I wore it on my belt back when It was a status symbol (listen to 90s rap kids, it really was) and shamefully in my pocket for the last couple decades. That's a wrap.
February 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I have worn a pager, yes, an actual pager, every working day and many, many non-work days since 1990. I wore it on my belt back when It was a status symbol (listen to 90s rap kids, it really was) and shamefully in my pocket for the last couple decades. That's a wrap.
There is nothing here I would not eat, though it's not like I'm gonna make a dinner of cottage cheese and liver. Raisins are the worst food in the universe but I'm not gonna pick them out of my granola.
February 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
There is nothing here I would not eat, though it's not like I'm gonna make a dinner of cottage cheese and liver. Raisins are the worst food in the universe but I'm not gonna pick them out of my granola.
Doug Flutie and Jonathan Richman, depending on if you're a jock or a weirdo (complimentary).
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Doug Flutie and Jonathan Richman, depending on if you're a jock or a weirdo (complimentary).
31 years ends today.
Office Space Ron Livingston GIF
Alt: Office Space Ron Livingston GIF
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 PM
31 years ends today.
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There already is a form of visual art for people who can’t draw, it’s called photography and you almost certainly have one of the most powerful cameras to exist on earth in your pocket right now
I took these with a 1.3 MP point and shoot, you can do better I’m sure
I took these with a 1.3 MP point and shoot, you can do better I’m sure
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
There already is a form of visual art for people who can’t draw, it’s called photography and you almost certainly have one of the most powerful cameras to exist on earth in your pocket right now
I took these with a 1.3 MP point and shoot, you can do better I’m sure
I took these with a 1.3 MP point and shoot, you can do better I’m sure
A Christmas Story.
I think I was the only one.
I think I was the only one.
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
A Christmas Story.
I think I was the only one.
I think I was the only one.
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
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Wait. Really? Her initials…
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Wait. Really? Her initials…
The magazines of my childhood/teens:
Games
Boys Life
Rainbow (for TRS-80 Color Computer users)
Omni
Penthouse
Games
Boys Life
Rainbow (for TRS-80 Color Computer users)
Omni
Penthouse
The magazines of my childhood:
- Fangoria
- Mad
- Cracked
- Interview
- Parabola
- Add Sassy and Rolling Stone for teen years
- Fangoria
- Mad
- Cracked
- Interview
- Parabola
- Add Sassy and Rolling Stone for teen years
The magazines of my childhood/young adulthood:
Ranger Rick
Cricket
National Geographic World
Electric Company Magazine
Boys’ Life
Dragon
Games
Compute
White Dwarf
Rolling Stone
BAM
Spin
Alternative Press
Ranger Rick
Cricket
National Geographic World
Electric Company Magazine
Boys’ Life
Dragon
Games
Compute
White Dwarf
Rolling Stone
BAM
Spin
Alternative Press
February 11, 2026 at 12:34 PM
The magazines of my childhood/teens:
Games
Boys Life
Rainbow (for TRS-80 Color Computer users)
Omni
Penthouse
Games
Boys Life
Rainbow (for TRS-80 Color Computer users)
Omni
Penthouse
Age verification? I remember a time before anybody knew what a wookie was.
Age verification? I once purchased a math coprocessor.
Age verification? I played Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego 1.0.
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Age verification? I remember a time before anybody knew what a wookie was.
Well, I want to first apologize for Dunkin’ Donuts.
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Well, I want to first apologize for Dunkin’ Donuts.
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The first day of the week brings you 2 minutes and 8 seconds of extra daylight. You've added 20 minutes to the day in just the last 10 days!
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
The first day of the week brings you 2 minutes and 8 seconds of extra daylight. You've added 20 minutes to the day in just the last 10 days!
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Help support The Steel Yard (community metalworks in Providence!) furloughed staff, they're very cool and hire a lot of wonderful folks: fundrazr.com/a2gU06?ref=a...
Help The Steel Yard's team make up for lost income!
We are raising money to offset the impact of a furlough for The Steel Yard's full time staff. All money raised will go directly to impacted staff, to make up for lost income.
fundrazr.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Help support The Steel Yard (community metalworks in Providence!) furloughed staff, they're very cool and hire a lot of wonderful folks: fundrazr.com/a2gU06?ref=a...
How old were you when you committed to a cordless tool ecosystem?
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
How old were you when you committed to a cordless tool ecosystem?