Jim
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Outraged, but I don't use Bluesky for that. I'm just here to make my little jokes. "Keep what's important and know who's your friend" ⭕️⭕️⭕️ Masshole. (He/Him) "It's never too late to have a happy childhood."
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Jesse Jackson Jr. also had an under appreciated sense of comedic timing. Watch his fake sermon on SNL.😂
February 17, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Jesse Jackson Jr. also had an under appreciated sense of comedic timing. Watch his fake sermon on SNL.😂
It’s perfectly acceptable to give your cat the finger because a) they don’t understand what the gesture means so therefore they don’t find it offensive and b) they are giant assholes.
February 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
It’s perfectly acceptable to give your cat the finger because a) they don’t understand what the gesture means so therefore they don’t find it offensive and b) they are giant assholes.
My dad (r) was one of them.
February 17, 2026 at 1:25 PM
My dad (r) was one of them.
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when the cd is very good
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
when the cd is very good
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Someone i care about told me they felt like a failure because they tried so many things and quit. Trying something out is living, putting it down when you want to is self care; it's HEALTHY. So many people are afraid to even try.
Bragging: I've quit more things than you've ever started
Bragging: I've quit more things than you've ever started
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Someone i care about told me they felt like a failure because they tried so many things and quit. Trying something out is living, putting it down when you want to is self care; it's HEALTHY. So many people are afraid to even try.
Bragging: I've quit more things than you've ever started
Bragging: I've quit more things than you've ever started
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It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
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Wake up, honey, new Poundtown just dropped.
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Wake up, honey, new Poundtown just dropped.
Going through my box of cables, saving the stuff I might need.
February 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Going through my box of cables, saving the stuff I might need.
Guy selling lamb chops at a farmers market in Sudbury, MA (affluent, mostly-white suburb) giving out free whistles to warn about the masked kidnapper thugs. Normal times.
February 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Guy selling lamb chops at a farmers market in Sudbury, MA (affluent, mostly-white suburb) giving out free whistles to warn about the masked kidnapper thugs. Normal times.
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The 1859 version of running over to your phone to post about the earthquake
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The 1859 version of running over to your phone to post about the earthquake
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Anyway, this makes a great icebreaker question, almost as good (and not quite as controversial) as “what disaster were you obsessed with as a preteen”
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Anyway, this makes a great icebreaker question, almost as good (and not quite as controversial) as “what disaster were you obsessed with as a preteen”
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This feels like as good a place as any to drop the fake Valentine's day cards I created in 2015 because they didn't exist when I was in elementary school.
September 7, 2023 at 8:53 PM
This feels like as good a place as any to drop the fake Valentine's day cards I created in 2015 because they didn't exist when I was in elementary school.
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Woke computers have pronouns in BIOS
January 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Woke computers have pronouns in BIOS
Not sure it qualifies as a disaster but the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.
Anyway, this makes a great icebreaker question, almost as good (and not quite as controversial) as “what disaster were you obsessed with as a preteen”
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Not sure it qualifies as a disaster but the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.
Never ridden the rail, never seen Umphrey’s McGee. Tonight I’m doing both.
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Never ridden the rail, never seen Umphrey’s McGee. Tonight I’m doing both.
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You can commission me ✌️
This is the kind of thing I do.
You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏
This is the kind of thing I do.
You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
You can commission me ✌️
This is the kind of thing I do.
You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏
This is the kind of thing I do.
You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏
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joined letterboxd
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
joined letterboxd
that's what's up
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Beepers
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February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
that's what's up
I have worn a pager, yes, an actual pager, every working day and many, many non-work days since 1990. I wore it on my belt back when It was a status symbol (listen to 90s rap kids, it really was) and shamefully in my pocket for the last couple decades. That's a wrap.
February 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I have worn a pager, yes, an actual pager, every working day and many, many non-work days since 1990. I wore it on my belt back when It was a status symbol (listen to 90s rap kids, it really was) and shamefully in my pocket for the last couple decades. That's a wrap.
There is nothing here I would not eat, though it's not like I'm gonna make a dinner of cottage cheese and liver. Raisins are the worst food in the universe but I'm not gonna pick them out of my granola.
February 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
There is nothing here I would not eat, though it's not like I'm gonna make a dinner of cottage cheese and liver. Raisins are the worst food in the universe but I'm not gonna pick them out of my granola.
Doug Flutie and Jonathan Richman, depending on if you're a jock or a weirdo (complimentary).
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Doug Flutie and Jonathan Richman, depending on if you're a jock or a weirdo (complimentary).
31 years ends today.
Office Space Ron Livingston GIF
Alt: Office Space Ron Livingston GIF
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 PM
31 years ends today.
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There already is a form of visual art for people who can’t draw, it’s called photography and you almost certainly have one of the most powerful cameras to exist on earth in your pocket right now
I took these with a 1.3 MP point and shoot, you can do better I’m sure
I took these with a 1.3 MP point and shoot, you can do better I’m sure
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
There already is a form of visual art for people who can’t draw, it’s called photography and you almost certainly have one of the most powerful cameras to exist on earth in your pocket right now
I took these with a 1.3 MP point and shoot, you can do better I’m sure
I took these with a 1.3 MP point and shoot, you can do better I’m sure
A Christmas Story.
I think I was the only one.
I think I was the only one.
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
A Christmas Story.
I think I was the only one.
I think I was the only one.