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Jim
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I'm just here to make my little jokes. ⭕️⭕️⭕️ (He/Him) "It's never too late to have a happy childhood."


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Why does anyone care what the worst actor in every Tarantino movie has to say?
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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a guy on woodworking reddit messed up his wooden countertop after taking advice from ChatGPT, which is a disembodied soulless robot that has no experience woodworking
December 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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This was the first pattern
shadedstitchery.com/l/DataPortra...
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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I’m so here for TikTok discovering Primus. So many vids like this. You love to see it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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(youth pastor voice) you know who else impregnated a virgin? Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The overhead view…
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Seriously, fuck this guy. Fucking figure it out by being involved in it more you goddamn absolute loser of a human being. It’s hard to do, sure, but it’s not hard to figure out.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Bees!
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
An under appreciated aspect of jet lag is that it totally throws off your poop schedule.
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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you know, from
the band “phish”
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Welcome to A Hotel, the shower is basically an escape room except you have to figure out how to get hot water, and the bed only has a duvet so you either freeze or wake up in a puddle of sweat. Also the heater is from 1943 for some reason. It’s gonna be Loud.
December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
mfw someone accuses me of contradicting myself.
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Still can’t sleep on a plane.
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Catch me in SkyCards. BOS>AMS.
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Guess who is all checked in and through security at 7:50 for a 10:30 flight?
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Never been a huge Petrichor fan (I've never seen it live) but this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.
“Petrichor” from Trey Anastasio’s 11/29/25 Beacon Theatre show is now streaming in full on Trey's YouTube channel. 📼
The Beacon Jams 5th Anniversary shows benefit Divided Sky Foundation and its mission to support those struggling with addiction. Donate: dividedsky.org/donate
Trey Anastasio Band - Petrichor - 11/29/25 (4K HDR)
YouTube video by Trey Anastasio
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Organ grinders, kings and queens
Call for Binder’s butter beans
Three times daily, knave and noodle
Eat them gaily, on Rum Doodle.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM