Jim
@bondcliff.bsky.social
Outraged, but I don't use Bluesky for that. I'm just here to make my little jokes. "Keep what's important and know who's your friend" ⭕️⭕️⭕️ Masshole. (He/Him) "It's never too late to have a happy childhood."
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My mom was one of like twelve kids and maybe five of them became adults.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
My mom was one of like twelve kids and maybe five of them became adults.
Watching Curling and reading about Broomgate.
Broomgate - Wikipedia
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February 18, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Watching Curling and reading about Broomgate.
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[P] Young Millennials: White and Nerdy
Middle Millennials: Amish Paradise
Older Millennials: Smells Like Nirvana
Young Gen X: Eat It
Old Gen X: Another One Rides the Bus
True Hardcore Al-Heads of Any Age: Yoda Chant
Middle Millennials: Amish Paradise
Older Millennials: Smells Like Nirvana
Young Gen X: Eat It
Old Gen X: Another One Rides the Bus
True Hardcore Al-Heads of Any Age: Yoda Chant
you are all fools the REAL music question that will cause intergenerational warfare on bluesky is actually: what is weird al's signature song?
February 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
[P] Young Millennials: White and Nerdy
Middle Millennials: Amish Paradise
Older Millennials: Smells Like Nirvana
Young Gen X: Eat It
Old Gen X: Another One Rides the Bus
True Hardcore Al-Heads of Any Age: Yoda Chant
Middle Millennials: Amish Paradise
Older Millennials: Smells Like Nirvana
Young Gen X: Eat It
Old Gen X: Another One Rides the Bus
True Hardcore Al-Heads of Any Age: Yoda Chant
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Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport
October 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport
I didn’t know there was a wrestler named Sting and all day long I’ve been trying to figure out when Sting From The Police looked like this.
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I didn’t know there was a wrestler named Sting and all day long I’ve been trying to figure out when Sting From The Police looked like this.
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Jesse Jackson Jr. also had an under appreciated sense of comedic timing. Watch his fake sermon on SNL.😂
February 17, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Jesse Jackson Jr. also had an under appreciated sense of comedic timing. Watch his fake sermon on SNL.😂
It’s perfectly acceptable to give your cat the finger because a) they don’t understand what the gesture means so therefore they don’t find it offensive and b) they are giant assholes.
February 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
It’s perfectly acceptable to give your cat the finger because a) they don’t understand what the gesture means so therefore they don’t find it offensive and b) they are giant assholes.
My dad (r) was one of them.
February 17, 2026 at 1:25 PM
My dad (r) was one of them.
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when the cd is very good
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
when the cd is very good
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Someone i care about told me they felt like a failure because they tried so many things and quit. Trying something out is living, putting it down when you want to is self care; it's HEALTHY. So many people are afraid to even try.
Bragging: I've quit more things than you've ever started
Bragging: I've quit more things than you've ever started
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Someone i care about told me they felt like a failure because they tried so many things and quit. Trying something out is living, putting it down when you want to is self care; it's HEALTHY. So many people are afraid to even try.
Bragging: I've quit more things than you've ever started
Bragging: I've quit more things than you've ever started
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It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
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Wake up, honey, new Poundtown just dropped.
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Wake up, honey, new Poundtown just dropped.
Going through my box of cables, saving the stuff I might need.
February 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Going through my box of cables, saving the stuff I might need.
Guy selling lamb chops at a farmers market in Sudbury, MA (affluent, mostly-white suburb) giving out free whistles to warn about the masked kidnapper thugs. Normal times.
February 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Guy selling lamb chops at a farmers market in Sudbury, MA (affluent, mostly-white suburb) giving out free whistles to warn about the masked kidnapper thugs. Normal times.
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The 1859 version of running over to your phone to post about the earthquake
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The 1859 version of running over to your phone to post about the earthquake
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Anyway, this makes a great icebreaker question, almost as good (and not quite as controversial) as “what disaster were you obsessed with as a preteen”
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Anyway, this makes a great icebreaker question, almost as good (and not quite as controversial) as “what disaster were you obsessed with as a preteen”
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This feels like as good a place as any to drop the fake Valentine's day cards I created in 2015 because they didn't exist when I was in elementary school.
September 7, 2023 at 8:53 PM
This feels like as good a place as any to drop the fake Valentine's day cards I created in 2015 because they didn't exist when I was in elementary school.
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Woke computers have pronouns in BIOS
January 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Woke computers have pronouns in BIOS
Not sure it qualifies as a disaster but the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.
Anyway, this makes a great icebreaker question, almost as good (and not quite as controversial) as “what disaster were you obsessed with as a preteen”
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Not sure it qualifies as a disaster but the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.
Never ridden the rail, never seen Umphrey’s McGee. Tonight I’m doing both.
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Never ridden the rail, never seen Umphrey’s McGee. Tonight I’m doing both.
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You can commission me ✌️
This is the kind of thing I do.
You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏
This is the kind of thing I do.
You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
You can commission me ✌️
This is the kind of thing I do.
You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏
This is the kind of thing I do.
You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏
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joined letterboxd
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
joined letterboxd
that's what's up
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Beepers
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February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
that's what's up
I have worn a pager, yes, an actual pager, every working day and many, many non-work days since 1990. I wore it on my belt back when It was a status symbol (listen to 90s rap kids, it really was) and shamefully in my pocket for the last couple decades. That's a wrap.
February 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I have worn a pager, yes, an actual pager, every working day and many, many non-work days since 1990. I wore it on my belt back when It was a status symbol (listen to 90s rap kids, it really was) and shamefully in my pocket for the last couple decades. That's a wrap.