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Michael 🌀. Levy
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Ok here’s the more legit version
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
They should let rowdy babies run around the cargo hold on long haul flights. What’s the harm?
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
EarthVore freak shit, leave me out of it
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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kill bill sirens start blaring in my head as i drive through that part of the taconic state parkway where the walls close in
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
someone just sent me some background information on a potential client, was open about using chatGPT for it, and then added the line "Some inaccurate info but overall very helpful"

oh word? is it? is it?????????????
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Good morning
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Finch in the bath demanding I play “ha ha” (Der Hölle Rache) on repeat:
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
So there’s no WWI roundel that matches this one… could Busytown be a sovereign nation with its own Air Force? COULD IT!?
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This whole scene is flawless but the way Patty Lupone spits “…for the MOB!” will live in my head forever.
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Imagining @possumacquainter.bsky.social doing this with his deli slicer
just watched a guy cut the entire end of a package off with a long knife, like it was a loaf of bread
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Harvey Dinnerstein (American, 1928-2022)
"Linda and Alicia," 1992
Oil on canvas
48.25 x 44 in
#art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i know it's better to have options about WFH, but i also know i i'm better at my job and enjoy it 100x more when i'm doing it in the same physical space as other people. oh well!
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
apologies to Josh O'Connor, i thought you were Lukas Haas in that Knives Out trailer, you know, cause of the Rian Johnson thing. he's got real The Pin from the movie Brick energy, you know
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
it should be illegal for an OS to turn this fucking thing back on but at least apple usually keeps it in the same place— microsoft does this shit in outlook AND constantly changes the location of the off-switch so you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it every god damn time
IT WAS A MAC THING I FOUND IT, this bullshit was on
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
AND the bikes are slower now cause mayor cop got pissy about it and citibike just folded immediately. we deserve better! well, maybe we don't *deserve* better, but we certainly DEMAND better
"Per the IBO, the price of a yearly Citi Bike membership has grown by 77 percent in inflation-adjusted dollars since the bike-share program launched 2013, when a yearly membership cost $95. Membership today costs $220."
Lyft Hoses Citi Bike Riders Compared to Bike-Share in Other Cities: Report - Streetsblog New York City
New York City's Citi Bike system costs more to ride than any other major bike-share system in the United States, Canada or Europe.
nyc.streetsblog.org
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i could complain about the specific ways that microsoft has shoved AI into powerpoint and why each one is annoying, but having to use powerpoint at all is eternally annoying and shitty so why bother. "we made a shitty thing worse" ok join the club
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Looks at job: this is unfulfilling
Looks at job market: well,
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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i'm going back in time and making fun of print-makers for using f instead of s. they're so mad they burn an effigy of me. i retaliate by inventing the jerk off motion two centuries before people are ready for it, forever altering the timeline
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I jokingly asked why Wendy Carlos never did a rendition of Peter and the Wolf, but it turns out she DID and she did it with WEIRD AL.
weird al peter wolf
YouTube video by Dang Wingnut
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
What… is… he… THANKIN
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What Is He Thinkinh
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
hello,,,,, little friend
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM