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We need a Neuromancer cover Tier List, there's a lot of them (the version I have isn't even in this pic lol)
I don't like that it spoils how the main guy, Neuromancer, is actually made of ribbons.
DTMFA (Damn, That's Many Feathered Animals)
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You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?
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silence child, i have video game screenshot files on my computer that are older than you are
Not joking when I say my kids would fucking LOVE this
Best Halloween costumes this year: a Cyberman, a cheese, and Teen Wolf. Which sounds like the setup to a joke.
Me: I love making Halloween costumes out of cardboard and paint, it's so easy and cheap!
The weather gods: Hahaha! Fuck you!🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️
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the problem with modern videogame rpgs is they don't have quests like the one in phantasy star, where you need to bribe a governor with cake, but the only cake shop in the entire solar system is on a different planet, at the bottom of a four-floor dungeon, behind a locked door.
Last chance! Get 'em while they're spooky!
🧛‍♀️🧟‍♀️🕷️🕸️💀🎃🧟‍♀️
@ me for Halloween treats!
🎃🕷️🕸️🦇💀🧟‍♀️🧛‍♀️
This Halloween, watch out for draculas putting knives in the candy bowl.
You stick your hand in the bowl of candy🍬🍬 and grab a creepy throwing knife. It's embellished with spooky decorations of 🧛draculas🧛‍♀️.
Yeah I'm not sure how I'd feel playing a non-one-shot of MoSh. I want everyone to feel like they might die by the end (or at least be horribly maimed/infected with Something Weird)!
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One of my kids was telling me about a Youtuber called "ClownPiss" and I had to get them to repeat it like 5 times before I figured out it was "ClownPierce" (which I can only assume is the "joke" but it went way over my kid's head)
A relic from last century, you say?
Good to see he's moved on from that spat with the Turtles
[slaps hand on roof of pre-expansion Crusader Kings] this baby can fit so much Alsace inside
Now I want a Jurassic Park 2 logo with the T-Rex looming out of the logo and holding up a ✌️
All the baseball chat is reminding me of the 2010 Wimbledon tennis match between Isner and Mahut that lasted for 11 hours over three days and made us all giddy with Sports Madness.
It ended in a 70-68 set btw.