Not Invented Here
@notinventedhere.bsky.social
he/him. MSV, Desert-class.
#botmaker:
- @dungeon-junk.bsky.social
- @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social
- @space-stories.bsky.social
#botmaker:
- @dungeon-junk.bsky.social
- @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social
- @space-stories.bsky.social
Pinned
Welcome to all my new followers! Check out my Bsky bots:
@dungeon-junk.bsky.social - bad dungeon loot
@dunsonndraggan.bsky.social - imagining an Ikea RPG
@space-stories.bsky.social - little stories from space
@dungeon-junk.bsky.social - bad dungeon loot
@dunsonndraggan.bsky.social - imagining an Ikea RPG
@space-stories.bsky.social - little stories from space
Reposted by Not Invented Here
accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"
Reposted by Not Invented Here
You've been vomiting repeatedly outside the embassy. The mask is removed to reveal the shifty-looking catman. He isn't here for fun.
January 7, 2026 at 9:36 AM
You've been vomiting repeatedly outside the embassy. The mask is removed to reveal the shifty-looking catman. He isn't here for fun.
Reading about real murders? Dramatisations of serial killer cases? No thanks, I like the stories about pretend detectives solving made-up cases. Yeah I'm really into False Crime.
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Reading about real murders? Dramatisations of serial killer cases? No thanks, I like the stories about pretend detectives solving made-up cases. Yeah I'm really into False Crime.
Hot honey has breached containment. Shut down all food development until we know what's happening.
January 6, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Hot honey has breached containment. Shut down all food development until we know what's happening.
Everyone made fun of Blackberrys but I had a (Nokia?) phone with a physical keyboard after iPhones/touchscreens got big and it was one of the best typing experiences I've had on a phone.
I very badly want this, and I think it's further proof that a lot of the good stuff we abandoned in the last decade or two because shiny is making a clear comeback. Print is back, obviously, but also physical buttons, going to concerts without recording, and maybe even having a real-life girlfriend.
The Clicks Communicator is a BlackBerry for your phone
Just look at that QWERTY keyboard.
www.theverge.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Everyone made fun of Blackberrys but I had a (Nokia?) phone with a physical keyboard after iPhones/touchscreens got big and it was one of the best typing experiences I've had on a phone.
Reposted by Not Invented Here
"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts"
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 AM
"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts"
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
Signing up for a sports team? Dive into Spond.
Have you seen the school message? It's on Weduc. Did you reply about the homework? Dude it's on Arbor. What about the sports trip? It's literally on ParentPay. We need to pay for PE kit? It's probably on SquidCard. Pay for the breakfast club on EduLink. Attendance? ReachMoreParents has that for you.
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Signing up for a sports team? Dive into Spond.
kids, am i right
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
kids, am i right
Reposted by Not Invented Here
it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up
Reposted by Not Invented Here
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
This all seems like a very cynical attempt to win the FIFA War Prize as well.
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This all seems like a very cynical attempt to win the FIFA War Prize as well.
Reposted by Not Invented Here
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
It's like they say, you gotta fight ICE with ice
January 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
It's like they say, you gotta fight ICE with ice
Reposted by Not Invented Here
A lot of us having been saying for years that oceans are battlefields. Welcome I guess, but don’t act like it’s big news.
December 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A lot of us having been saying for years that oceans are battlefields. Welcome I guess, but don’t act like it’s big news.
Reposted by Not Invented Here
One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Reposted by Not Invented Here
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
Reposted by Not Invented Here
DUN3?
December 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
DUN3?
Reposted by Not Invented Here
My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
Reposted by Not Invented Here
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him
Reposted by Not Invented Here
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
Reposted by Not Invented Here
The legacy of @paulweedon.bsky.social lives on
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The legacy of @paulweedon.bsky.social lives on
Reposted by Not Invented Here
>NEW GAME
Curse of the Elemental Bed Overlords
You are a level 1 Parent. You have 2HP. You are in the car park.
Curse of the Elemental Bed Overlords
You are a level 1 Parent. You have 2HP. You are in the car park.
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
>NEW GAME
Curse of the Elemental Bed Overlords
You are a level 1 Parent. You have 2HP. You are in the car park.
Curse of the Elemental Bed Overlords
You are a level 1 Parent. You have 2HP. You are in the car park.
Reposted by Not Invented Here
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night