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Not Invented Here

@notinventedhere.bsky.social

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he/him. MSV, Desert-class. #botmaker: - @dungeon-junk.bsky.social - @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social - @space-stories.bsky.social

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · Nov 16

Welcome to all my new followers! Check out my Bsky bots:
@dungeon-junk.bsky.social - bad dungeon loot
@dunsonndraggan.bsky.social - imagining an Ikea RPG
@space-stories.bsky.social - little stories from space

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 2h

Hey I know that guy (it's you)

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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 1d

hit da bricks

graphic of a bunch of running skeletons like the meme that only had one

Headline:

NEWS
Hormone secreted by bones may help us escape danger

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 6h

We need a Neuromancer cover Tier List, there's a lot of them (the version I have isn't even in this pic lol)

Image search for Neuromancer book cover art

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 9h

ORK

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 1d

I don't like that it spoils how the main guy, Neuromancer, is actually made of ribbons.

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 1d

DTMFA (Damn, That's Many Feathered Animals)

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 2d

You told me you got a raspberry pie and I show up and it's little fucking computer?

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radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 2d

silence child, i have video game screenshot files on my computer that are older than you are

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 2d

Not joking when I say my kids would fucking LOVE this

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 3d

Best Halloween costumes this year: a Cyberman, a cheese, and Teen Wolf. Which sounds like the setup to a joke.

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 3d

Me: I love making Halloween costumes out of cardboard and paint, it's so easy and cheap!
The weather gods: Hahaha! Fuck you!🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 3d

Well they're on now!

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⚝ vorsprung durch zauberkraft ⚝ @inobscurity.bsky.social · 4d

the problem with modern videogame rpgs is they don't have quests like the one in phantasy star, where you need to bribe a governor with cake, but the only cake shop in the entire solar system is on a different planet, at the bottom of a four-floor dungeon, behind a locked door.

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 3d

Last chance! Get 'em while they're spooky!

Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 18d

🧛‍♀️🧟‍♀️🕷️🕸️💀🎃🧟‍♀️
@ me for Halloween treats!
🎃🕷️🕸️🦇💀🧟‍♀️🧛‍♀️

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 3d

This Halloween, watch out for draculas putting knives in the candy bowl.

Dungeon Junk @dungeon-junk.bsky.social · 5d

You stick your hand in the bowl of candy🍬🍬 and grab a creepy throwing knife. It's embellished with spooky decorations of 🧛draculas🧛‍♀️.

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah I'm not sure how I'd feel playing a non-one-shot of MoSh. I want everyone to feel like they might die by the end (or at least be horribly maimed/infected with Something Weird)!

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Xavier needs a character art job @xavierck.com · 5d

I am proud to be a knobhead

Meme I stole from Tumblr:

A closeup image of a Sony point and shoot camera with lots of buttons and knobs and whatnot.

Text says "The tactile interface fandom is dying. Repost if you're a true knobhead."

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 4d

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 4d

One of my kids was telling me about a Youtuber called "ClownPiss" and I had to get them to repeat it like 5 times before I figured out it was "ClownPierce" (which I can only assume is the "joke" but it went way over my kid's head)

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 5d

A relic from last century, you say?

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 5d

Good to see he's moved on from that spat with the Turtles

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 5d

Alsace nerfed, smh

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 5d

[slaps hand on roof of pre-expansion Crusader Kings] this baby can fit so much Alsace inside

Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 5d

Now I want a Jurassic Park 2 logo with the T-Rex looming out of the logo and holding up a ✌️

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Not Invented Here @notinventedhere.bsky.social · 5d

All the baseball chat is reminding me of the 2010 Wimbledon tennis match between Isner and Mahut that lasted for 11 hours over three days and made us all giddy with Sports Madness.
It ended in a 70-68 set btw.