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sadboy sipper

@mcmissiles.bsky.social

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MC (stands for Valen) | he/they | late 20s mcmissileproof/xenonsdoodles tumblr | mcmissiles ao3 bi and weird. horror enjoyer. bylethologist. bug propagandist. ⚔️fight me in irl⚔️ 18+ stupidposting @missileproofed

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sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 4h

in the dressing room at rocky horror and they're talking about football. unreal

sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 18h

"YOU'RE GONNA MARCH RIGHT THE FUCK IN THERE AND be nice" and other motivational speeches from friends of friends

sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 19h

carson: staring out the window and beeping at stray cats that appear to be related to him
me: I knew you'd eventually figure out that I'm not your birth father...

sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 20h

ATTACKED BY MY OWN SON

a little black and white cat (Carson) stares at the camera with rapt attention

Carson's pupils get huge as he prepares to attack

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sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 21h

stealing fraudulent praise by dancing in my heel boots bc secretly they have the exact same footprint and feel as the riding boots I wear all the time so it's basically nothing <3

sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 21h

human leather shoes for crocodile dandies has been a never skip on my driving playlist for years and in all honesty it's at least 50% for the title alone

sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 1d

yeah abuse is a big step up from 4 I think!

sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 1d

getting a music rec from someone who you did not end up getting along with at all but the music does slap like. yeah I did use you. sorry

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🕊 ᠸᠢᠯᠠ 🦭 @mutinyhuyutiny.bsky.social · Oct 25

взрослые мишка спичка ft артемисия (пробирочный ребенок бурды)

#pathologic #морутопия #oc

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sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 1d

"I can't make any more stops on the way home or I'll get sad :(" hey brain what the hell does that even mean

sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 1d

I love the cat slowblink thing. I look at the kittens and they're like let's close our eyes with papa <3

sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 1d

the problem is when someone thinks a 4 is a 2 or when they're such a dick about a 1 that it becomes a 4

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sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 1d

disagreeing (I don't even think our takes are necessarily in conflict) vs disagreeing (respectfully) vs disagreeing (you're wrong but nobody's perfect) vs disagreeing (the longer you keep this up the less I'll think of you)

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sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 1d

roommate is sick and I have a play and no sick days left so I am taking vitamin c and praying. which is basically just like pathologic

sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 1d

yayyyyy <3

sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 1d

yeah real I have pretty intense rbf but I'm literally just tired and thinking about something else I'm not trying to attack anyone. well unless I am but that's not always

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sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 1d

REAL I wonder what the energy is.... I don't always mind it but it does confuse me lmao

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sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 1d

1 and it is purely born of "oh shit we're friends so any bullshit I say might actually matter somewhat" or something lmao

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sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 1d

went to hug my mom after the show and she said "ow" bc my fucking. gelled to hell hair stabbed her in the face :")

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ZED @zedsabre.bsky.social · 2d

i swear to god i draw normal things too

dimitri from fire emblem three houses, post timeskip, struggling to tie his hair back for his alternate hairstyle, thinking about his father's perfectly swept back hair

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sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 1d

YAY :) maybe I'm not that scary irl after all..........

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sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 2d

I think I'm like a 3 at most but I have been flat out told irl that I'm scary so. interested to see lmao

quote rt this with how intimidating you think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating they think you are.

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sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 2d

1! having met you you're very nice and easy to talk to!

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sadboy sipper @mcmissiles.bsky.social · 2d

theatre is some shit... this weekend I am going to sit across two people's laps at once in front of a crowd of random strangers and half my family and my boss and my boss's boss and then hopefully never discuss it with any of them at any point <3

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Trevor Henderson 🍉(commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 2d

Inventing a new word for when you excitedly invite your friends over to watch a horror movie they haven't seen before and then you realize the day of that it's a completely miserable, grueling experience

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