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mcmissiles.bsky.social
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MC (stands for Valen) | he/they | late 20s
mcmissileproof/xenonsdoodles tumblr | mcmissiles ao3
bi and weird. horror enjoyer. bylethologist. bug propagandist. ⚔️fight me in irl⚔️
18+ stupidposting @missileproofed
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mcmissiles.bsky.social
life hack: jumping up and down for a little bit is a good way to wake yourself up and kind of reset things during the day, and it's also a menacing thing to do mirthlessly while making eye contact with a person of your choice or your own reflection
December 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
mcmissiles.bsky.social
should I pin a thread of all my fics or should I fill a cardboard box with mayonnaise and run over it with my car in the backyard. those are the only two options
December 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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dailydanko.bsky.social
Bachelor: Why would I be convinced by your gimmicks? It’s not like you have a degree. Dialogue with Aspity, from the Marble Nest
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
A student in 1829 tries very hard to draw an arctic fox :
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
mcmissiles.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/75668461

silly CF hildaleth beam attack go <3
A cool mind, warmth in your face - mcmissiles - Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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gr8writingtips.bsky.social
imagine a person and then some stuff happening to them and you've pretty much done the job really
December 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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incunand.bsky.social
Hey guys remember when Ferdinand broke into a noble's estate in enemy territory by himself to steal incriminating documents just because he felt like it.
December 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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abigaillarson.com
Burned out.
self portrait of the artist seated at a kitchen table with her head resting on on the table and her arms hanging limp with exhaustion. Two goblins approach her curiously.
December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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wild-moss-art.bsky.social
Happy birthdaynetta #fe3h
A painting of Bernadetta from fire emblem in her timeskip outfit. She is laying on a red blanket, looking back over her shoulder towards the viewer
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
mcmissiles.bsky.social
what if instead of thinking of fic titles I dug a hole in the ground
December 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
mcmissiles.bsky.social
hey watch this (gets scared)
December 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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silversoul164.bsky.social
huge day for worms
paranoodle.bsky.social paranoodle・play dirtbag mahjong! @paranoodle.bsky.social · 14d
some really good black friday deals today
a screenshot of a firefox tab labeled "save 10% on dirt"
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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sssupernova.bsky.social
こんな絵が表紙の本描きたい
描きたいだけで内容はまったく考えてないが
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
mcmissiles.bsky.social
today's thing I miss about horses is the particular vindication of being asked to swap horses with someone I had a petty rivalry with and getting to prove that I could ride their horse better than they could ride mine
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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stergeon.bsky.social
2/2 + bonus panel
page 5 of “passing notes.” panel 1: an incredulous edelgard (making almost the same face she made on panel 1 of the previous page, but with a decided squint and curled lip and more of a “wtf” expression) turns the note around and shoves it back in hubert’s face, silently asking “?” the note reads, in byleth’s blue ink and block handwriting, “Do you like me / Check one”, with "Please" inserted at the end via caret. Below are two boxes labeled Yes and No. the tips of hubert’s ears have turned bright red and he is now covering his mouth with his hand, sweating profusely. panel 2: edelgard balls up the note and chucks it at hubert’s head. it bounces off his skull with a “plink.” byleth looks alarmed and is defensively holding her arms up, while hubert is wincing and scowling at edelgard page 6 of “passing notes.” panel 1: hubert scowls as he unfolds the note edelgard threw at him, muttering curses in greek letters under his breath (“Στηυ ΓΔΙ”). panel 2: we see from hubert’s point of view as he looks at the paper. in blue ink block letters, the note reads "Do you like me / Check one", with "Please" inserted at the end via caret. below are two boxes labeled Yes and No; in red ink, the “No” box has been strongly checked and the word “No” circled twice. panel 3: hubert holds the note and scowls so hard that his mouth is in a half-circle, murder in his eyes. panel 4: positioned so that edelgard can see everything he’s doing, grumpyass hubert shows edelgard’s response to a wide-eyed, alarmed-looking byleth. panel 5: hubert frowns directly at edelgard/the viewer. byleth, having read edelgard’s response, now looks Crushed. her eyes are huge and wet and she’s frowning so sadly at edelgard/the viewer. panel 6: closeup on edelgard’s eyes as she stares, wide-eyed and pinprick-pupiled and stunned, murmuring, “Oh no.” page 7 of “passing notes.” panel 1: the last panel of the previous page (the closeup on edelgard’s wide eyes) is faded to black and overlaid with the text “WHAT HAVE I DONE”. edelgards in various states of despair are shown behind the text: one of her collapsed on her hands and knees on the ground; one of her facing away and staring off into the distance; one of her with blank eyes and a horrified squiggly mouth, gazing at nothing. panel 2: a voice from farther down the meeting table asks, “Is… everything alright, Your Majesty?” it does not appear so: byleth has faceplanted onto the table; hubert is sitting up, but looks half-dead, breathing out a “Ψ”; edelgard’s elbows rest on the table and she holds her head in her hands, managing to respond, “F-five minute recess please, ambassador” end! bonus panel of “passing notes.” edelgard, with huge wet eyes, melts into byleth’s arms, warbling “Im Sorryyyyyyyy”. byleth holds her with one arm and says “it’s ok.” hubert, some distance away in the background, is standing alone and staring at the ground, oozing a speech bubble with a big skull in it
February 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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stergeon.bsky.social
#fe3h comics | enbarr, sometime in 1186 | pt. 1/2 (january '24)
page 1 of “passing notes.” panel 1: blue-haired f!byleth and hubert are sitting at a meeting table. off-screen, people around them are talking, saying "Blah blah boring boring droll droll droll" and "Dull" and such things. hubert is diligently taking notes, but looks up in surprise when byleth sneakily nudges his hand with a folded slip of paper. panel 2: hubert unfolds the paper and begins to read it. panel 3: hubert is so surprised by what he sees on the paper that his devil-horn-like tufts of hair stand straight up. panel 4: we see from hubert's point of view. in blue ink block letters, the paper reads "Do you like me / Check one", with "Please" inserted at the end via caret. Below are two boxes labeled Yes and No page 2 of “passing notes.” panel 1: an incredulous hubert shows byleth his response—on the back of the paper, he has written in green ink "What is wrong with you" panel 2: byleth, wide-eyed and grimacing, swipes her hand back and forth in a gesture to silently say "Nah, Nah" panel 3: byleth, blushing, subtly points down the table past hubert page 3 of “passing notes.” panel 1: while various voices drone on around them (“Yadda yadda yadda” / “Useless prattling?”), byleth points in the direction of the intended recipient of her note: edelgard, seated on hubert’s opposite side at the head of the table. her hands are clasped below her chin and she’s leaning forward, staring intensely, focused on the conversations byleth and hubert are ignoring, with labels pointed at her stating “(Doing her job)” and “(Paying Attention)” panel 2: with an audible “PAP”, hubert facepalms. panel 3: while byleth impishly whistles “weet woo” and pretends she’s doing anything else, hubert glares at her and quietly, dramatically, slides the note across the table to edelgard, who is still focused on the conversation. panel 4: edelgard’s eyes flash as she registers that hubert has nudged the folded note against her elbow. panel 5: edelgard unfolds the note and reads it without any notable expression page 4 of “passing notes.” panel 1: an incredulous edelgard (making the same expression hubert did in panel 1 on page 2) turns the note around and shoves it in a sweating hubert’s face, silently and angrily asking “???”. the note reads, in hubert’s green ink and cursive handwriting, “What is wrong with you” panel 2: hubert, sweating profusely, is gritting his teeth while byleth, just over his shoulder, frantically flips her hand back and forth and points at it like it’s the note, gesturing for edelgard to “flip it”. panel 3: edelgard, looking just as she did in panel 5 of page 3, holds the note and glares at byleth and hubert. panel 4: begrudgingly, edelgard flips the note over, her eye twitching in irritation.
February 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
mcmissiles.bsky.social
just said "meow... that's something a cat says" to sidi and she looked at me like oh? no shit?
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
mcmissiles.bsky.social
I am actually within sight of finishing this hildaleth nonsense I've had on the backburner for [???] months. which is not what I planned to get done first out of all the wips I'm stalling on, but,
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
mcmissiles.bsky.social
overheard from the game my roommate is gming in the other room:
(flatly) "decapitated."
"you... you can't make me... yOU CAN'T MAKE me CAre about PEOPLE"
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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mcmissiles.bsky.social
daryl thewalkingdead is a trans man. source: I know this
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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nocontextpastas.bsky.social
“Congratulations! You've found The ’Guy‘ Man! Collect them all:
✅ The ’Guy‘ Man

You did it! Well done!”
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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dansheehan.bsky.social
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog?" Oh okay so youd fight the infinite hound? Youd fight the dog who goes on forever? Didnt fucking think so, idiot
December 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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feshpincebot.bsky.social
Did he not feel PAAAaaaAAAiin when he was HUUuuUURrrt?
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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t0bey-art.bsky.social
commission I finished recently! 🤍🖤 #fireemblem #fe3h
Dimitri and Mercedes sitting on a couch listening to metal music from a vinyl player next to Mercedes. Dimitri is wearing dark alt punk clothes while Mercedes wears a white floral dress and a sun hat. Dimitri having his arm around Mercedes and doing a devil horn hand sign.
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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dryltt3.bsky.social
was thinking abt mercigrid and how it’s so funny to think of ingrid—whose gender and sexuality is boxed up and placed out of sight—having her first gay crush be on mercedes of all ppl like oh? your first time holding a match and you want the c-4? ingrid wouldn’t even know what to do with all that
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM