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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 5h

"Hell is full of high court judges, failed saints...we've got Cardinals, Archbishops, barristers, certified accountants, music critics..."

#OctoberMusic #Halloween

Sting - Saint Augustine In Hell (Live From Lake House, Wiltshire, England, 1993)

YouTube video by StingVEVO

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 11h

Halloween means time to get your Merkins on!

Wait....

#OctoberMusic #Halloween #Comedy

JASON VOORHEES - "EVERY LIFE I TAKE..." (EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE PARODY)

YouTube video by THE MERKINS

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 1d

And now, a song about my ex....

#OctoberMusic #Halloween

Cliff Richard - Devil Woman (Official Video)

YouTube video by Cliff Richard

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 2d

He's one horny dude.

#OctoberMusic #Halloween

Sheb Wooley "The Purple People Eater" (Official Video)

YouTube video by All Seasons Music

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 3d

I don't want to life my life again. (Maybe someone else's, though, depending on whose....)

#OctoberMusic #Halloween

Plain White T's - Pet Sematary (Frankenweenie)

YouTube video by PlainWhiteTsVEVO

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 4d

Exactly what a vampire would say.

#OctoberMusic #Halloween

Falling In Reverse - "I'm Not A Vampire"

YouTube video by Epitaph Records

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 5d

"No one understands. It's not easy being an elder god. Just leave me alone!"

#OctoberMusic #Halloween

The Dollyrots - Emo Cthulhu

YouTube video by The Dollyrots

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 6d

Hope you all got to have one of these!

(BTW, I saw these guys in a concert with the Dollyrots a while back, and they are fantastic live!)

#OctoberMusic #Halloween

Bathroom of the Future Spooky Weekend

YouTube video by Bathroom of the Future

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 6d

People for some reason associate me with Halloween...which is why they yell this so often during my shows.

#OctoberMusic #Halloween

BOO!!! - A Halloween Music Video

YouTube video by Piemations

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 8d

This is what my parents called heavy metal, and what their parents called Elvis and the Beatles, and what their parents' parents called jazz, and what their parents' parents' parents called blues....

Man, the devil sure has eclectic taste in music!

#OctoberMusic #Halloween

Sloppy Joe's - Devil's Music (Official Video)

YouTube video by Sloppy Joe's

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 9d

CUTE GIRL I DATED ONCE:
"Wow, Ron Zombie fans really love Halloween! It's like a holiday for them!"

(Don't judge; I said she was cute, not smart.)

#OctoberMusic #Halloween

Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl

YouTube video by RobZombieVEVO

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 10d

What does Halloween mean to you?

#OctoberMusic #Halloween #Comedy

Stephen Lynch | “Halloween” Song

YouTube video by Musical Comedy

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 11d

Is it really even Halloween without Fresh Prince?

Well, yeah, of course it is.

But it's definitely not as fun.

#OctoberMusic

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - A Nightmare On My Street (Official Video)

YouTube video by DJJazzyJeffVEVO

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 13d

"Today, you become a man...no, a wolf...no, a man....oy vey! Make up your meshugganah mind!"

#OctoberMusic
#Halloween

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah - FULL SONG

YouTube video by Tj dembski

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 14d

And now, a memo from HR.

#OctoberMusic

Jonathan Coulton's Re: Your Brains

YouTube video by Föllmi

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 15d

A third of the way through Spooktober, and I'm already thinking about what to do after the zombie apocalypse.

#OctoberMusic #Halloween
#Dollyrots

The Dollyrots: Rather Be A Zombie GLMV

YouTube video by Rachel May

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 16d

I try to write songs that everyone can identify with. Here's one about a moment of desperation and regret that we have all experienced at one point or another in our lives.

#Funny #NotFunny
#Comedy #Musicsky #MusicianSky

Someone Help Me

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 16d

A song to save your life. You're welcome.

#OctoberMusic

Vampire Song

YouTube video by BYUSA Divine Comedy

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 17d

"Miss Tina" is a nostalgic, sentimental piano ballad that I originally wrote 20ish-odd years ago. Part Joshua Kadison with a dash of Bob Seger, I thought it was a good note for my first album to go out on.

Available on Bandcamp, Spotify & everywhere you stream/download music.

#Funny #NotFunny

Miss Tina

YouTube video by Ace Armstrong - Topic

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 17d

October, Day 8: I have found something more terrifying than vampires, zombies, or werewolves....commitment.

#OctoberMusic

Outkast - Dracula's Wedding (Official Lyric Video) ft. Kelis

YouTube video by OutkastVEVO

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 18d

Look, I get inspired to write songs about a lot of things.

Don't judge.

Now available for streaming, download, and purchase wherever you find music!

#Funny #NotFunny

Song About My Penis

YouTube video by Ace Armstrong - Topic

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 18d

I kind of want to write a book about workplace safety just so I can include the sentence, "Issues of inadequate illumination should not be taken lightly."

Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 18d

A week into Spooktober, and out of nowhere...SHA-BOOM! It's a werewolf.

With glorious '80s hair.

#OctoberMusic

Sha-Boom - Werewolf

YouTube video by SwedishNostalgica

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 19d

Almost a week into Spooktober and I ran across this gem. It's a cover of my favorite Oingo Boingo track, and I think it's as good as the original. I'm just dying for you to hear it!

#OctoberMusic

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Dead Man's Party - Oingo Boingo cover

YouTube video by Alec Bridges

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Ace Armstrong @acesmellsfunny.bsky.social · 19d

Breakups are difficult when you've made plans & that date comes along. "Pathetic" reflects on facing that date, knowing that had things gone as planned, it would be joyous & not a reminder of loss.

Now available for streaming, purchase & download wherever you find music.

#Funny #NotFunny #MusicSky

Pathetic

YouTube video by Ace Armstrong - Topic

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