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actual coastline

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actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · Sep 10

New pinned post i guess

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 7m

I'm not kidding at all. I got on my high horse in retail because they kept leaving the trash for the closer (me) and stuffing it all in one bag causing it to rip. I took pics for two weeks every time it happened and fired them all off

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 8m

I fucking *love* typing a polite scolding message in the teams chat when I've had to fix the same error from multiple people

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 1h

Sorry, I'm sure they got quotas and bad execs but its so funny that the writer couldn't even try to string a conclusion together out five paragraphs of disconnected events.

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 1h

Click through if you got time to read the most useless article ever made

Kotaku @kotakudotcom.bsky.social · 1h

Disney World Guests Are Dying At An Alarming Rate

Disney World Guests Are Dying At An Alarming Rate

Four Disney World guests and a Disneyland parkgoer have died in a short span of time

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actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 18h

[clenches fist] ...white women can't run..hmph...no one will ever say that again....

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riki 🌙 @nya.riki.zone · 1h

telling myself i'm def not late to halloween bc it's always the right time for more darkstalkers art

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 3d

Could be worse. Probably will be.

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 2h

%PCRace gets me every time man

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 23h

Join the %Faction if you want to use MY services, %PCRace.

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 2h

I've been hearing of a lot of people with bad dreams, seeing bad omens, stuff like that. Haven't you?

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alice (regular) @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 1d

i don't want the autistic cyborg girl to learn the meaning of love, is the thing. i want her to live a fulfilling life as an off-putting weirdo.

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 3h

All the good 70s anime is for girls (like Mobile Suit Gundam). let me know what other 70s and 60s shows i need to watch

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BooDooPerson @boodoo.co · 4h

Disco Elysium dialog options:
1. - (Whisper.) "Are women bourgeois?"
2.- Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 5h

This is just like when the guy in Tenant reveals he ordered his hot sauce an hour ago.

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 5h

No one in my office knows where to get more AAA batteries for the keyboards we use so I had to put in a help ticket for them.

That was a week ago.

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 5h

I showed this to my terminally ill eccentric uncle and he just smiled mysteriously and went back to drafting his will?

Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 20h

A quarter of Americans would be willing to live in a murder house today.yougov.com/society/arti...

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 6h

Also known as T-Dolls

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 6h

looking at my anime habits lately

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 18h

[clenches fist] ...white women can't run..hmph...no one will ever say that again....

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 19h

Seeing a "Playing Pokemon Legends: Z-A" status on discord is really damn funny

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 23h

Posted too much about ancient wounds award

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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · 1d

dendroid highway 4

A black and white comic
The first two panels, as on the prior page, are framed by lumpy cables which sprout from the talking skull
Panel 1: Skull, narrating: All the wandering ones, like curious children, are my company.
In the illustration, a dog with a pyramid head is lying in a rocky chamber, in front of a high tech circular door. Pipes and cables connect to the door from somewhere off panel.
Panel 2: Skull, narrating: Their brief lives are pieces of my own.
In the panel, a spiky turtle thing eats a carrot on a floating platform over a deep rocky shaft, which contains other floating platforms.
Panel 3: Back to the scene of the armored figure, Cell, sitting opposite the Skull, which is set into the wall.
Cell: That’s really nice.
Skull: Yes.
Panel 4: Cell rises from the floor.
Cell: Well, I should probably go.
Skull: as you will.
Panel 5: Cell turns as she’s exiting.
Cell: Some guys paid me to scope this place out. Probably looters. Can you take care of yourself if they swing by?
Panel 6: Close on the Skull.
Skull: They would be devoured.

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 1d

Am I allowed to put one act/one man plays in my Books Read This Year list? Probably no right?

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samantha @f-zero.bsky.social · 2d

Pascal the dog is here.

shin megami tensei screenshot. a dog stands in an empty room. a textbox reads "Pascal the dog is here."

actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you!! I truly always have, I've never felt any reluctance or worry about chatting with you. Same to you, love you!