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mistress of the dark 🌙

@actuallycerulean.bsky.social

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mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 2h

You look fantastic!! ✨ and I love the dress

mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you babe 🤭

mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 23h

A shirtless man holding a phone to take a photo in a mirror

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mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 1d

Trimmed my hair too short yesterday so today I’m “fixing” it by bleaching it

mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 2d

I’m sorry 🫂

mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you handsome 🤭😘

mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 3d

Woohoo! You’re in hell gworl!

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mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 3d

For real!

mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 4d

These little fuckers preventing me from enjoying an evening walk

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mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 4d

wearing these 4 records out lately

mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 5d

a woman wearing a pink scrub top and a purple cardigan is smiling .

ALT: a woman wearing a pink scrub top and a purple cardigan is smiling .

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mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 6d

Like clockwork lol

mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 7d

I have to laugh. She really had no idea what was going on

mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 7d

Crying at the made-up baby Elvira

A still from Elvira: Mistress of the Dark featuring a baby in heavy makeup

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mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 8d

Good morning

A man holding a phone, slightly tugging his briefs down

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mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 9d

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! #LastFourWatched

Letterboxd last four watched:

Blood and Black Lace (1964) - 5 stars
Black Sunday (1960) - 3.5 stars
The City of the Dead (1960) - 3 stars
Messiah of Evil (1974) - 4 stars

mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 9d

Well, I listened to it once and never have to again

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Arrow, Bisexual Babe 💕 @funwitharrow.bsky.social · 9d

I am going to need some of y’all to slap those fat cocks on my face. Please, it’s for science 🤔

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mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 9d

What was the first song you remember loving as a child?

Crush - Jennifer Paige

mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 10d

Happy Birthday 🥳😘

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mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 11d

“Mmm, 64 slices of American cheese”

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 11d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 11d

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mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 12d

that pesky hard dick 🥴

mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 13d

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mistress of the dark 🌙 @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 13d

Interview with the Vampire currently has me in a choke hold

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