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Cephalopods in a container for liquids.

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This is Alex Pretti.
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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okay hear me out
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
We can't both be the "it's everyone's right to have a gun" country and the "he had a gun, so it's OK that the government killed him" country.
January 24, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Just for the edification of folks, when you see hundreds or more likely thousands of folks marching in Minneapolis today, this is what they're braving to do it (to say nothing of the risk of being violently attacked by ICE goons):
January 23, 2026 at 1:05 PM
My belief coming into these playoffs was that the Bears were cursed, and thus there was no way they'd be able to make it out of the NFC. But Ben Johnson having success elsewhere kind of worsens the Lions curse, and they're the most cursed team in the conference. So maybe the Bears can do it? 🤷‍♂️
January 19, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Live look at Arsenal actually gaining ground in the title race with a listless 0-0 draw at relegation-adjacent Forest:
a close up of a man 's face with a blurred background
Alt: Denzel Washington holding his hand to his heart and smiling, relieved
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
tired: donald is responsible for ashli babbitt's death because he sicced the crowd at his rally on the capitol building
wired: donald is responsible for babbitt's death because he was the president at the time and was therefore ultimately responsible for the actions of capitol police
January 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
One thing I don't get is why the Packers went back to McManus after Havrisik was as good if not better. No sexual harasser vibes in the building and you're paying him less, and it's not like McManus is some legendary postseason kicker, as evidenced by him dropping 7 points in a game you lost by 4.
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Yelled at an ICE officer to get out as I drove past one on Lake Street
a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
Alt: The "I'm doing my part!" meme from Starship Troopers.
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Someone with a bigger account than me please point this out: look where that lone bullet hole is, basically at the edge of the windshield. If he were at any risk of actually being run over by a car that we can see from other photos was turning *away* from him, it'd have to be near or over the wiper.
I want to try to reframe yesterday’s shooting in Minneapolis to highlight the dire situation in which we find ourselves with the Justice Department — including the FBI — being run out of the Trump White House.

talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
The Trump-Run DOJ Is Going to Investigate the ICE Shooting, Huh?
Programming note: Our first Morning Memo Live event is coming up on...
talkingpointsmemo.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
an 81-year-old hillary clinton running for president in 2028: "all you hear from these millennial gen z-ers is 6-7. the number they should be focusing on is 86...ing the republican party"
January 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
OK Democrats, Donald has set the standard: if the head of state of a nation has overseen the commission of crimes, the United States has the right to forcibly arrest and criminally try that person. My vote to whoever promises to vigorously enforce that standard with regards to this administration.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
we talk a lot about vj edgecombe as a stand-out of this rookie class, but basically never about how his name sounds like a series of sex acts. the bias in modern sports media is out of control
December 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM
In hindsight, it's wild that the one branch of the federal government we don't directly elect is also the one that (in theory at least) is most responsible for protecting our rights as citizens against unconstitutional overreaches by the other two.
December 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
(did not expect to use this meme twice in one day) tripping shouldn't be a penalty in the nfl
December 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
the gainwell catch while being dragged to the ground is more impressive than any full extension one-handed catch
December 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
As a native of Las Vegas I get to say this: Frank Sinatra's version of "Jingle Bells" is probably the worst version that gets regular radio play. Ol' Blue Eyes has plenty of bangers (both Christmas and generally), but he really whiffed on that one.
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
jared goff's wario jared gon is this anything
December 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I keep coming back to the thought that what much of the modem American right wants is essentially a return to slavery, in function if not in form. They want to reap the benefits of the labor of an underclass of disproportionately non-white workers ... 1/2
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
constantly getting into crashes on the freeway because the 40 mph minimum speed lists no exception for when there's traffic, and i'll be damned if i'm going to get a ticket for driving too slowly
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Having watched the Packers and Bears for twenty minutes, my official conclusion is that neither team is particularly good, and by extension the whole NFC is kinda garbage.
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My turn to be an internet scold: "inside you there are two wolves" comes from an indigenous story about choosing to "feed" our prosocial tendencies, and it kind of sucks that we have turned something with a much needed moral (particularly in our current climate) into nothing more than a meme format.
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Vikings fans before the Seahawks game: "The Vikings front office can't possibly find a worse option at QB than JJ McCarthy."

Vikings fans after the Seahawks game:
a man says " i owe you an apology " on a tv screen
Alt: Shaq saying "I owe you an apology; I wasn't really familiar with your game"
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The Bears are somehow 8-3 with a negative point differential for the year. #NFL
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
pretty wild that the main benefactor of our vice president is basically one of those masked squid game weirdos
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM