Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀
@adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social
Science Fiction & Fantasy Author 📚 | Editor ✍️ | Pit Bull Dad 🐕 | Blasphemer 😈 | Builder of Tiny Plastic Robots 🤖 | Dudeist Priest 😎 | Professional Slacker 😴
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Editorial cartoon: Quiet Piggy. A Charlotte's Web treatment that I just wasn't seeing so....
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Editorial cartoon: Quiet Piggy. A Charlotte's Web treatment that I just wasn't seeing so....
I’m excited to announce my books will be promoted on @smashwords.bsky.social as part of their End of Year Sale 2025 starting on December 8! Be sure to follow me for more updates and links to the promotion for my books and many more! #EoYSale25 #Smashwords
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’m excited to announce my books will be promoted on @smashwords.bsky.social as part of their End of Year Sale 2025 starting on December 8! Be sure to follow me for more updates and links to the promotion for my books and many more! #EoYSale25 #Smashwords
MAGA: “What if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files??”
Me: “Okay, so… you’re gonna laugh. Well, maybe not, but I know I did.”
Me: “Okay, so… you’re gonna laugh. Well, maybe not, but I know I did.”
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
MAGA: “What if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files??”
Me: “Okay, so… you’re gonna laugh. Well, maybe not, but I know I did.”
Me: “Okay, so… you’re gonna laugh. Well, maybe not, but I know I did.”
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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Covfefe is so 2017.
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Covfefe is so 2017.
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When it’s No King’s Day, but you’re a metalhead. 🤘
October 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
When it’s No King’s Day, but you’re a metalhead. 🤘
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Heading the investigation:
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Heading the investigation:
“You should write down your dreams and use them in your books!”
Last night, I dreamed I was taking a shower at my parents’ house and Prince knocked on the door because I was taking too damn long.
The ONLY person who finds my dreams fascinating is my therapist. 😅
Last night, I dreamed I was taking a shower at my parents’ house and Prince knocked on the door because I was taking too damn long.
The ONLY person who finds my dreams fascinating is my therapist. 😅
October 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“You should write down your dreams and use them in your books!”
Last night, I dreamed I was taking a shower at my parents’ house and Prince knocked on the door because I was taking too damn long.
The ONLY person who finds my dreams fascinating is my therapist. 😅
Last night, I dreamed I was taking a shower at my parents’ house and Prince knocked on the door because I was taking too damn long.
The ONLY person who finds my dreams fascinating is my therapist. 😅
Every person reading this should go buy two copies of “1984” by George Orwell.
One to read, and one to put in your nearest Little Free Library.
One to read, and one to put in your nearest Little Free Library.
October 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Every person reading this should go buy two copies of “1984” by George Orwell.
One to read, and one to put in your nearest Little Free Library.
One to read, and one to put in your nearest Little Free Library.
“TikTok’s making you stupid from all that brainrot.”
That’s rich coming from someone who doesn’t know how to start an F-16.
That’s rich coming from someone who doesn’t know how to start an F-16.
September 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“TikTok’s making you stupid from all that brainrot.”
That’s rich coming from someone who doesn’t know how to start an F-16.
That’s rich coming from someone who doesn’t know how to start an F-16.
Really, Nintendo?? The Virtual Boy?! Have y’all lost your damn minds???
September 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Really, Nintendo?? The Virtual Boy?! Have y’all lost your damn minds???
RFK Jr sounds like a spirit box with dying batteries.
September 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
RFK Jr sounds like a spirit box with dying batteries.
Stoned thoughts: I need a shirt that says, “I’m an English major. Tell me your pronouns.”
August 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Stoned thoughts: I need a shirt that says, “I’m an English major. Tell me your pronouns.”
Weekend at Bernie’s takes place over Labor Day weekend. Just sayin’.
August 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Weekend at Bernie’s takes place over Labor Day weekend. Just sayin’.
She told me she has a Daddy kink.
So I smacked her on the head and told her to hold the damn flashlight steady.
So I smacked her on the head and told her to hold the damn flashlight steady.
August 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
She told me she has a Daddy kink.
So I smacked her on the head and told her to hold the damn flashlight steady.
So I smacked her on the head and told her to hold the damn flashlight steady.
The next asshole who calls flipping burgers “an entry-level position” is going to get my fist in an entry-level position to their mouth.
August 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The next asshole who calls flipping burgers “an entry-level position” is going to get my fist in an entry-level position to their mouth.
Big Pharma’s gonna have RFK Jr taken out. Calling it now.
August 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Big Pharma’s gonna have RFK Jr taken out. Calling it now.
The reason the world didn't end in 2012 was because PSY turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.
August 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The reason the world didn't end in 2012 was because PSY turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.
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Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.
August 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.
I was going to try an all almond diet, but that’s just nuts.
August 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I was going to try an all almond diet, but that’s just nuts.
RFK Jr looks like the painting in Dorian Gray’s attic.
August 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
RFK Jr looks like the painting in Dorian Gray’s attic.
Alexa! Blast me some of that gangsta shit from the 90s, so I can recite every lyric word for word and remind mothafuckas who they fuckin with!
August 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Alexa! Blast me some of that gangsta shit from the 90s, so I can recite every lyric word for word and remind mothafuckas who they fuckin with!