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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 9d

Every person reading this should go buy two copies of “1984” by George Orwell.

One to read, and one to put in your nearest Little Free Library.

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · 27d

“TikTok’s making you stupid from all that brainrot.”

That’s rich coming from someone who doesn’t know how to start an F-16.

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Sep 13

Really, Nintendo?? The Virtual Boy?! Have y’all lost your damn minds???

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Sep 6

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Sep 4

RFK Jr sounds like a spirit box with dying batteries.

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Aug 31

Stoned thoughts: I need a shirt that says, “I’m an English major. Tell me your pronouns.”

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Aug 31

Weekend at Bernie’s takes place over Labor Day weekend. Just sayin’.

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Aug 29

She told me she has a Daddy kink.

So I smacked her on the head and told her to hold the damn flashlight steady.

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Aug 28

The next asshole who calls flipping burgers “an entry-level position” is going to get my fist in an entry-level position to their mouth.

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Aug 28

Big Pharma’s gonna have RFK Jr taken out. Calling it now.

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Aug 28

The reason the world didn't end in 2012 was because PSY turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · Aug 28

Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.

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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Aug 28

I was going to try an all almond diet, but that’s just nuts.

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Aug 28

RFK Jr looks like the painting in Dorian Gray’s attic.

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Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Aug 28

Alexa! Blast me some of that gangsta shit from the 90s, so I can recite every lyric word for word and remind mothafuckas who they fuckin with!

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Aug 25

Why can’t people just let others enjoy things!?!?

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Aug 25

Corvettes are gender-affirming care for old men with white hair and broken dicks.

I said what I said.

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Aug 11

Dagon is the best Resident Evil movie, and I will die on that hill.

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Jul 30

St. Louis, I am in you. 😏

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Jul 23

Rest in peace, Ozzy. 🖤🦇

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Jul 21

(Hitting keys on my Mac’s keyboard… like an idiot.)

Why the hell isn’t my typewriter worki—D’OH!!! 😣😅

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Jun 30

“‘Hatchet’ is a book about a kid who didn't read ‘My Side of the Mountain’ and suffered for it.”

This has to be the greatest literary analysis I’ve ever read. 😂

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Jun 30

Barron isn’t his son. Barron is the vessel he plans to transfer his consciousness into.

Calling it now.

Adam J. Whitlatch 🚀 @adamjwhitlatch.bsky.social · Jun 24

Regardless of how I feel about Evangelion, the memes are always top tier. 🤣

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The Onion @theonion.com · Jun 23

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]

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