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Chad Jessup
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Ex-Engineering and stuff at Bungie/ArenaNet/FASA/Microsoft/Nintendo/Monolith/Sony/NOA.

My thoughts, my opinions, and my typohs.
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*sigh* completed two games today, both with endings that either depress me or piss me off.
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
/me - before: "A bad ending doesn't have to subtract from the experience. If you enjoyed it getting to the ending that's still a good thing."

/me - now: "WTF, that ending was terrible and pisses me off soooo bad, I hate the game now but enjoyed it up to 20 seconds before I finished it."
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Having been in the bio sciences for quite a bit, I just want to drive home a point:

1. Designing experiments is easy. Designing good experiments is very hard. You have to isolate variables, make sure a hypothesis is actually being proven as much as possible. It can be disproven, etc.

2. Unders...
This is why A/B testing is a VERY flawed approach.
All the automated experimental frameworks in software really.

They have a power to the algorithms, but the results are rarely looked at with a scientific eye.
I have unloaded on him a few times about the fact that you can’t ever let your cursor stop on a show or else it starts playing. He claims they all have A/B test results saying that’s popular. I disagree.
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This is why A/B testing is a VERY flawed approach.
All the automated experimental frameworks in software really.

They have a power to the algorithms, but the results are rarely looked at with a scientific eye.
I have unloaded on him a few times about the fact that you can’t ever let your cursor stop on a show or else it starts playing. He claims they all have A/B test results saying that’s popular. I disagree.
November 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Anti-woke business efforts are hilarious in the end:

"Our business plan is to purposefully exclude and isolate with hatred a significant amount of the population."
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Audio book voice actors are truly a special type of person.

Book series with dozens of characters, across all genders, unique voices and mannerisms each, sometimes over years and years of work.

I have no idea how they do it, I'd love to learn how their craft is even possible.
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Reposted by Chad Jessup
Do these work at all bluesky? Jesus.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Why is the bsky Discover tab the way it is? 😢
I've never ever liked, retweeted, or otherwise interacted with the content that floods me there.
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Dear Journalists that might still have a spine,

It is illegal for our law enforcement agencies to wiretap/track individuals for what might be a misdemeanor, such as illegally being in this country, but that is obviously happening since they're finding specific people on job sites or while shopping.
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I used to buy these with the insane capacity of 10 megabytes...

I have a bunch of them, so weird.
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@tallfroguy.bsky.social - take requests?
She's sick lately and getting old, but her cantankerous self would love some...love.
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Motherboard specs:
24 USB ports.

....

You think that's enough you fool? You rube?
You think even a peasant doesn't need more than 24 ports of the USB? The universal serial bus? The provider of all?

24?! Begone fool.

I need 26.
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I grew up with phone books, does doxxing me change anything that we didn't do to each other as kids?
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I too would like to know of any recommendations for this.

Anyone I know ...know anything?
I live in some medium-dense woods and we have all sorts of critters around - deer, coyotes, bobcats and suchlike, but I rarely get to see them. Anybody got any recs for good trailcams?
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Apologizing for a mistake is a ...well, a mistake.
It doesn't really mean anything ya know?

It's like being punished for an accident.

You apologize when you realize what you did was the wrong thing by choice.
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Reposted by Chad Jessup
By the way, I truly didn't mean to call anyone at Blizzard lazy for that game. I think it's easily the best Diablo game out there for many reasons.

I wrote a bad turn of phrase, that caused me to step into the middle of 3 fandoms' various bullshit on accident

The devs on Diablo IV did amazing work
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Interesting details around this.

When a ton of people have household solar any excess watts generated are "sent back to the grid".

They're not though, not really.

Australia actually had issues with this, and transformers designed to flow electrons one way started to blow up due to the backflow...
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
When Diablo IV came out I spent weeks saying how fun the game was. But in one post, I said that the way they scaled the monsters to the player's level was kind of a lazy design.

I worded it poorly, but that ended up getting retweet by Mike Ydorka, er, Ybarra...a sexual harassment enabler ....
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
My next trip to Japan might have a side trip to Kobe...and yes, I will live purely off of BMS > 8 kobe beef. Sorry, a lot of food content warnings will happen then.

I'm thoroughly opposed to the industrial meat industry, but maybe these cows are just too happy, ya know?
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Random nerd corner of my office, I need to organize more...

That's an NES, SNES, Dreamcast, Genesis, flame thrower, Gjallarhorn nerf weapon, and a dune popcorn bucket within a few square feet.

The rest of my office is worse. 😔

(Take 2 without my address hidden in there.)
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
*sigh* culture has swung back so that mustaches are okay again, hasn't it?

Gross.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
🚨BREAKING 🚨: Thanksgiving mac 'n cheese and turkey leftovers are amazing.
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
*sees a photo of someone's office*

/me: that's a lot of cans of soda, ADHD?

/them: ...yeah.
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM