Andrew
@adhoffma.bsky.social
Damnit and my Michigan fan coworker is WFH today too.
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Damnit and my Michigan fan coworker is WFH today too.
Time to bring this one out again, I guess
Anyway "babies die because their mothers struggle with nursing" used to be a big thing and then we fixed it so totally with formula that people forgot it used to be a thing.
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Time to bring this one out again, I guess
Got a shocked, indignant gasp from @grubby.bsky.social after I told her exactly which bowl Notre Dame turned down.
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Got a shocked, indignant gasp from @grubby.bsky.social after I told her exactly which bowl Notre Dame turned down.
When they let me make the playlist for tree decoration
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
When they let me make the playlist for tree decoration
I don't even have the sound on and I can tell this guy is high as a kite.
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I don't even have the sound on and I can tell this guy is high as a kite.
Why the hell are all of the gym treadmills in use BEFORE new years?
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why the hell are all of the gym treadmills in use BEFORE new years?
*Stepping onto a scale after thanksgiving*
“Whoo, looks like I hit the turkey a little hard this year. I should find a way to lose some weight”
*Monkeys paw curls, entire house gets the virus that makes you poop and puke at the same time*
“Whoo, looks like I hit the turkey a little hard this year. I should find a way to lose some weight”
*Monkeys paw curls, entire house gets the virus that makes you poop and puke at the same time*
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
*Stepping onto a scale after thanksgiving*
“Whoo, looks like I hit the turkey a little hard this year. I should find a way to lose some weight”
*Monkeys paw curls, entire house gets the virus that makes you poop and puke at the same time*
“Whoo, looks like I hit the turkey a little hard this year. I should find a way to lose some weight”
*Monkeys paw curls, entire house gets the virus that makes you poop and puke at the same time*
He thinks I set the table for him
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
He thinks I set the table for him
If this 3-3 field goal fest was happening in the Big Ten rather than the SEC we’d never hear the end of it..
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If this 3-3 field goal fest was happening in the Big Ten rather than the SEC we’d never hear the end of it..
Time to post picturesque midwestern snowscapes to make @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social jealous
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Time to post picturesque midwestern snowscapes to make @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social jealous
Did I hear an “Ooo wa ah ah ah” from the NU PA?
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Did I hear an “Ooo wa ah ah ah” from the NU PA?
Oh yeah love the left guard highlights
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh yeah love the left guard highlights
Important information has come to light
Ferentz knows corn; Rhule does not
Nicole Auerbach and Todd Blackledge quiz Nebraska and Iowa head coaches Matt Rhule and Kirk Ferentz on different types of corn ahead of the annual Heroes Game.
www.nbcsports.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Important information has come to light
When the tryptophan hits
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When the tryptophan hits
Reposted by Andrew
When you have kids one day you just start talking like a dad. My kid slept in this morning and I greeted him with, "Glad to see you among the living!"
I've never used that phrase in my life. It just came out.
I've never used that phrase in my life. It just came out.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
When you have kids one day you just start talking like a dad. My kid slept in this morning and I greeted him with, "Glad to see you among the living!"
I've never used that phrase in my life. It just came out.
I've never used that phrase in my life. It just came out.
You don't even need a business degree for this, one of my buddies kept coming up with business ideas only to learn that they were already illegal when we were in high school.
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You don't even need a business degree for this, one of my buddies kept coming up with business ideas only to learn that they were already illegal when we were in high school.
A little weekend baking
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A little weekend baking
This UW-UCLA game is worth the watch just for the hijinx.
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This UW-UCLA game is worth the watch just for the hijinx.
Wow so that’s why you don’t run the fake field goal play
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Wow so that’s why you don’t run the fake field goal play
Almost time to blast off
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Almost time to blast off
Cueing up the new WORM track
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Cueing up the new WORM track
Christine hasn’t been left town yet and I’m already plotting the stupid stuff
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Christine hasn’t been left town yet and I’m already plotting the stupid stuff