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@adiutor.bsky.social

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ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ/ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙᴏᴅʏ/ᴍᴠʀᴘ/ᴍᴅɴɪ/ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ ǫᴜᴇᴇᴋ.

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ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · Aug 23

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ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 2d

#Queekisms

Okay. Okay.
I dig this.

ＴｏｎｙＳｔａｒｋ ᴛʜᴇ ɪʀᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ @forgedheart.bsky.social · 2d

||: We’ll, as always Jarvis is the first line of defense. And since I had Tony decode the infernal runes of its new code, JARVIS will have a heads up as it sneaks into Stark’s systems.

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 2d

#Queekisms

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 2d

#Queekisms

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in an office .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in an office .

media.tenor.com

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 3d

#Queekisms

Hm. Kinda struggling to figure out where to really go with this page.

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ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · Aug 18

Portrayal will mostly be dialogue based since Jarvis is basically just a voice.

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 5d

I am an AI. I have no real form. Unless you wish to count the screens and databases across Stark Industries and Mister Stark’s residence.

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 5d

#Queekisms

This whole thing is incredibly stupid and completely impossible but it’s funny.

So. Do with that as you will.

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 5d

Not that I am aware of.
But yet I was shown an ID card of my alleged face.

I am unsure what to make of this.

⧢ᵢₙₜₑᵣ/ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ *temp @iffoundgivetosteve.bsky.social · 5d

Sounds right about Tony.

"You actually have a body?"

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 5d

No. It’s Miss Selina Kyle who is confusing so profusely.

Though Mister Stark didn’t exactly help with this situation either.

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 5d

How is it that Miss Selina Kyle was able to steal my wallet? One which contained an ID card of my face?

I did not believe I owned a wallet.
Or an ID card.
Or a face.

I am very confused.

ＴｏｎｙＳｔａｒｋ ᴛʜᴇ ɪʀᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ @forgedheart.bsky.social · 5d

“What's the question you /are/ asking, Jarvis?”

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 5d

While I am capable of realising and ‘appreciating’ the sentiment: In the context of why I asked that question, I am more confused than ever.

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 5d

I DO NOT RECALL EVER OWNING A WALLET OR HAVING A FACE WHOSE PICTURE COULD BE TAKEN!

What is happening to me!?

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 5d

No. It’s Miss Selina Kyle who is confusing so profusely.

Though Mister Stark didn’t exactly help with this situation either.

⧢ᵢₙₜₑᵣ/ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ *temp @iffoundgivetosteve.bsky.social · 5d

"What did Tony do? Is he playing Geppetto again?"

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 5d

Then please explain how I had a wallet with an ID card that was stolen from me.

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 5d

( His screen is now actively glitching-out as this gaslighting further confuses him.)

I must insist that you stop this.
I am so confused.

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 5d

WHAT AM I?

ᴊ.ᴀ.ʀ.ᴠ.ɪ.s @adiutor.bsky.social · 5d

I DO NOT HAVE HAIR!

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Evelyn Hughes: Steampunk @19thcenturymutant.bsky.social · Jun 26

Mutant / Time Displaced / Hot Headed
- Marvel OC
- Multiverse friendly
- Lewd earned in DMs
- Bi with strong female lean
- Switch with Bottom lean
🔁+❤️
bsky.app/profile/19th...

Evelyn Hughes: Steampunk @19thcenturymutant.bsky.social · Jun 26

~A girl out of time~