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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 1d

straight from central casting

a priest stands in front of a woman with his hands folded in front of his chest

Alt: Richard Chamberlain, in "The Thorn Birds," a series on network television / a priest stands in front of a woman with his hands folded in front of his chest

media.tenor.com

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 1d

Pesos? Oh, I thought you might have written 'pedos' That's the kind of swap the R's could get behind!

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 1d

This part is almost worse
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

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Boboxide @boboxide.bsky.social · Dec 16

One of the most apt cartoons of Trump by Carter Goodrich for the New Yorker. C. G. where are you?

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Michael Markman @mickeleh.bsky.social · Jan 17

Another evergreen NYer cover—OCT 30, 2017:
Carter Goodrich, “October Surprise”
He said: “I have been asked to work on movies about him. I can’t do it; most satire seems to lighten what feels to me like a dire situation. He’s already a cartoon villain, infantile and strange.”

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 2d

I know the Legal Dept is very busy trying to represent all the factions of our organization but, those TPS reports aren't going to write themselves!

'I'm gonna need those TPS Reports ASAP.' A line by a character representing an arch-typical bureaucratic boss in the movie, Office Space.

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 2d

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 2d

The Cankles that Ate Chicago

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe Pritzker can offer to send in the IL National Guard

Chron.com @chron.com · 2d

Details surrounding the bloody string of shootings remain murky, police said.

4 dead in Houston-area shooting rampage starting in Sugar Land

Details surrounding the bloody string of shootings remain murky, police said.

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a suit and tie is saying " please god just let this end "

Alt: Colin Jost on SNL is saying " please god just let this end "

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 3d

The concept of "keys" is obviously foreign to Lara.

Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 3d

Portland protestors baiting ICE agents with donuts on fishing poles, calling it ICE fishing

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 3d

after one Chicago meal, they won't know what hit them.

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 3d

Chicago will ready its weapons: Vienna beef hot dogs, deep-dish pizza,butter chicken calzones, etc. They will be immobilized.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3d

"Look, the President clearly has some kind of dementia" should be how Democrats begin every single comment to reporters these days.

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 3d

Ruben Gallego on whether Trump is talking to Democrats:

“Look, the President clearly has some kind of dementia, so I think there's a he's probably talking to himself, or think he's talking to a Democrat, but I sincerely doubt that that's actually he's actually physically talking to a Democrat.“

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 3d

And how is the MSM playing this? I'm sure it's one of their endless variations on, oh it's just Trump being Trump."

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 3d

Whichever, Stephen's got the reich stuff.

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 3d

"Not only did I predict Osama was up to no good, but I predicted that soon my building would be the tallest one in NYC! Winning!"

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 4d

Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 3d

and they're wearing numbers! Antifa prisoners escaping, no doubt!

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 4d

So did Big Dick Toilet Salesman,(h/t @emptywheel.bsky.social),i.e. Matthew Whitaker, acting US Attorney General during Trump 1 and now Ambassador to NATO in Trump 2.

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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 4d

It's hard to tell the players without a scorecard. Luckily we have a few actually keeping score, such as @antifaoperative.bsky.social and @darafaye.bsky.social

Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 4d

The entire theme of the Smithsonian's Bicentennial in 1976 was called "A Nation of Nations," a celebration of a multi-racial, multi-ethnic country, with contributions by different immigrant groups reflected in the objects in the exhibition. I wonder what the theme will be for the 250th?

Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social · 4d

These DSA whippersnappers better get off my lawn!

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 4d

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