Allen
@advancedflea.bsky.social
Artist, Dog lover, Avid Reader! (Those were just the default things. When I come up with an origonal joke I'll add my own. Check back in 3023 for that.
Oh no. This hotels wifi says i can only connect 1 device. And has a login portal with a 32-charecter password
Your rules do not apply to me.
I shall connect my work phone, personal phone, work laptop, personal laptop, e-reader and 2 watches, thanks.
Your rules do not apply to me.
I shall connect my work phone, personal phone, work laptop, personal laptop, e-reader and 2 watches, thanks.
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh no. This hotels wifi says i can only connect 1 device. And has a login portal with a 32-charecter password
Your rules do not apply to me.
I shall connect my work phone, personal phone, work laptop, personal laptop, e-reader and 2 watches, thanks.
Your rules do not apply to me.
I shall connect my work phone, personal phone, work laptop, personal laptop, e-reader and 2 watches, thanks.
Workplace pensions can be a mess sometimes.
My most recent job, I was there for 2 years. The pension program I was in there have given me 50% of my total pension pot to date, and the job i was with for 8 years...1% of my total pension pot.
My most recent job, I was there for 2 years. The pension program I was in there have given me 50% of my total pension pot to date, and the job i was with for 8 years...1% of my total pension pot.
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Workplace pensions can be a mess sometimes.
My most recent job, I was there for 2 years. The pension program I was in there have given me 50% of my total pension pot to date, and the job i was with for 8 years...1% of my total pension pot.
My most recent job, I was there for 2 years. The pension program I was in there have given me 50% of my total pension pot to date, and the job i was with for 8 years...1% of my total pension pot.
When I have to reboot our router, it's always kind of satisfying. I get a low, satisfying "Bwong" from the UPS units transformer as it comes back on. Then sits there for a second doing self-tests and eventually comes up "Self-diagnostics complete. On Utility - Green"
October 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When I have to reboot our router, it's always kind of satisfying. I get a low, satisfying "Bwong" from the UPS units transformer as it comes back on. Then sits there for a second doing self-tests and eventually comes up "Self-diagnostics complete. On Utility - Green"
Just plugged my phone in. First thing that comes up. "Fast Charing. 5%. 1 minute until full" ... yeah I somehow doubt it's going to take 1 minute.
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just plugged my phone in. First thing that comes up. "Fast Charing. 5%. 1 minute until full" ... yeah I somehow doubt it's going to take 1 minute.
I just got a random text message from a number I don't know saying "You're a cunt" Which....Yeah. True.
The way I see it, it's one of 3 things
1. A friend who has a new phone and doesn't know I don't have their new number
2. A wrong number
3. A scammer trying to make sure my number works.
The way I see it, it's one of 3 things
1. A friend who has a new phone and doesn't know I don't have their new number
2. A wrong number
3. A scammer trying to make sure my number works.
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I just got a random text message from a number I don't know saying "You're a cunt" Which....Yeah. True.
The way I see it, it's one of 3 things
1. A friend who has a new phone and doesn't know I don't have their new number
2. A wrong number
3. A scammer trying to make sure my number works.
The way I see it, it's one of 3 things
1. A friend who has a new phone and doesn't know I don't have their new number
2. A wrong number
3. A scammer trying to make sure my number works.
You know you're watching an interesting video when one of the things that gets said is "Time to commit some felonies. I love the smell of going to prison in the morning"
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You know you're watching an interesting video when one of the things that gets said is "Time to commit some felonies. I love the smell of going to prison in the morning"
Fuck it. I'm going bowling.
September 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fuck it. I'm going bowling.
I'm noticing a lot of people are deleting their absolutly horrible posts following the death of Charlie Kirk. Why is that? is it possibly because they realise that gloating about someone being assasinated is a really bad look?
September 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm noticing a lot of people are deleting their absolutly horrible posts following the death of Charlie Kirk. Why is that? is it possibly because they realise that gloating about someone being assasinated is a really bad look?
Holy shit. Charlie Kirk has died?
God damn. I hope they catch the bastard who killed him.
God damn. I hope they catch the bastard who killed him.
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Holy shit. Charlie Kirk has died?
God damn. I hope they catch the bastard who killed him.
God damn. I hope they catch the bastard who killed him.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a further announcement to make 🧵
It is my great honor and pleasure to introduce to you; Blaze. He is a 9 year old Vauxhall Corsa that came to me with 50,000 miles on the clock.
It is my great honor and pleasure to introduce to you; Blaze. He is a 9 year old Vauxhall Corsa that came to me with 50,000 miles on the clock.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. 🧵
Today, I was forced to say goodbye to a dear friend — Iggy.
Before you worry: no, not a person or a pet. Iggy was my car.
Today, I was forced to say goodbye to a dear friend — Iggy.
Before you worry: no, not a person or a pet. Iggy was my car.
September 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a further announcement to make 🧵
It is my great honor and pleasure to introduce to you; Blaze. He is a 9 year old Vauxhall Corsa that came to me with 50,000 miles on the clock.
It is my great honor and pleasure to introduce to you; Blaze. He is a 9 year old Vauxhall Corsa that came to me with 50,000 miles on the clock.
I have a nextbase dashcam. They are great dashcams, but their app will constantly flood you with notifications even if you opt out of them.
So now I block them at the operating system level because this is ridiculous
So now I block them at the operating system level because this is ridiculous
September 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I have a nextbase dashcam. They are great dashcams, but their app will constantly flood you with notifications even if you opt out of them.
So now I block them at the operating system level because this is ridiculous
So now I block them at the operating system level because this is ridiculous
Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. 🧵
Today, I was forced to say goodbye to a dear friend — Iggy.
Before you worry: no, not a person or a pet. Iggy was my car.
Today, I was forced to say goodbye to a dear friend — Iggy.
Before you worry: no, not a person or a pet. Iggy was my car.
September 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. 🧵
Today, I was forced to say goodbye to a dear friend — Iggy.
Before you worry: no, not a person or a pet. Iggy was my car.
Today, I was forced to say goodbye to a dear friend — Iggy.
Before you worry: no, not a person or a pet. Iggy was my car.
We have the bowling alley to ourselves :D
August 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We have the bowling alley to ourselves :D
Love it when a client's existing I.T. firm think they have secure passwords and they use shit like "LetMeIn!"
August 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Love it when a client's existing I.T. firm think they have secure passwords and they use shit like "LetMeIn!"
PSA for those of you who, like me, own an old car that you love, but is on borrowed time. Get yourself one of these jump starters. They will save you from having a pissed off day and they are stupid simple to use. Buy one that is WAY overkill for your car.
August 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
PSA for those of you who, like me, own an old car that you love, but is on borrowed time. Get yourself one of these jump starters. They will save you from having a pissed off day and they are stupid simple to use. Buy one that is WAY overkill for your car.
Yeaaaaaaaaah bitches
August 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Yeaaaaaaaaah bitches
Fucking string pins pin-setters!!
August 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Fucking string pins pin-setters!!
I do not know how the fuck is am supposed to convert this split xD
August 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I do not know how the fuck is am supposed to convert this split xD
Aaaah shit. This is the next course I have to do
July 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Aaaah shit. This is the next course I have to do
Lol this first aid course's multiple choice questions lol.
2 of the options are basically "waterboard them" or "Choose violence" xD
2 of the options are basically "waterboard them" or "Choose violence" xD
July 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Lol this first aid course's multiple choice questions lol.
2 of the options are basically "waterboard them" or "Choose violence" xD
2 of the options are basically "waterboard them" or "Choose violence" xD
Oh wow. £800 per day. That must be 100% legit and there's no way this is a scam
July 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Oh wow. £800 per day. That must be 100% legit and there's no way this is a scam
There is a dude doing pushups on the changing room floor of my gym. Whynthe changing room?? There is an entire gym just the other side of the wall! With a spot just for that
July 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
There is a dude doing pushups on the changing room floor of my gym. Whynthe changing room?? There is an entire gym just the other side of the wall! With a spot just for that