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Allen
@advancedflea.bsky.social
Artist, Dog lover, Avid Reader! (Those were just the default things. When I come up with an origonal joke I'll add my own. Check back in 3023 for that.
Oh no. This hotels wifi says i can only connect 1 device. And has a login portal with a 32-charecter password

Your rules do not apply to me.

I shall connect my work phone, personal phone, work laptop, personal laptop, e-reader and 2 watches, thanks.
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fucking not again
October 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
String. Pins.
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We gon' Die! #EmergencyAlert
September 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So now, I will still have a part of Iggy driving around with us!

Blaze has some big tyres to fill, but I'm sure he will do just fine.

So please join me in saying; Welcome, Blaze!
September 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I have a nextbase dashcam. They are great dashcams, but their app will constantly flood you with notifications even if you opt out of them.

So now I block them at the operating system level because this is ridiculous
September 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Iggy; thank you. For every journey, every mile, and every memory.

You will be missed more than you’ll ever know.
September 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We have the bowling alley to ourselves :D
August 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
PSA for those of you who, like me, own an old car that you love, but is on borrowed time. Get yourself one of these jump starters. They will save you from having a pissed off day and they are stupid simple to use. Buy one that is WAY overkill for your car.
August 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Yeaaaaaaaaah bitches
August 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
They moved our lane....and it happened again
August 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Fucking string pins pin-setters!!
August 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I do not know how the fuck is am supposed to convert this split xD
August 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Aaaah shit. This is the next course I have to do
July 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Lol this first aid course's multiple choice questions lol.

2 of the options are basically "waterboard them" or "Choose violence" xD
July 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh wow. £800 per day. That must be 100% legit and there's no way this is a scam
July 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
England in the summer. Yay.
July 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'm on a ship. The ship wifi said I can connect one device. So I did. My slate 7 which is VPNed to my router at home lol
July 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
And the bathroom door at port doesn't lock. Good job I have long legs, big feet and rubber-sole shoes
July 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Getting on a ferry....so glad I got to port early. This is the queue 3 hours before departure. Its only going to get longer.
July 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This month, I have used my unlimited membership to see a few pence shy of £150 worth of films.

For £25 per month.

Well worth it.
July 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I doubt this recent follower is who he says he is
June 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
about right for my life lol
June 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
On the bowling alley PA system tonight lol
May 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Remember kids; string pins. Not even once.
May 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM