Brooke Hazelgrove
@aerialtookie.bsky.social
Christian
Twitter Diaspora
Observancies and Resonances
Theological student
Big nerd
TTRPGS
Head full of bees.
Opinions are my own.
Twitter Diaspora
Observancies and Resonances
Theological student
Big nerd
TTRPGS
Head full of bees.
Opinions are my own.
Today someone mentioned that we had a month until Christmas and the sound that came out of me was not human.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Today someone mentioned that we had a month until Christmas and the sound that came out of me was not human.
What do you mean, it's only Wednesday
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 AM
What do you mean, it's only Wednesday
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
Don't wanna stare, can't look away.
Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Don't wanna stare, can't look away.
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A poem about hypermobility:
Loose ligaments
Tugging me from sleep
My ankle
Bringing consciousness to heel
Roll over
Without recall of rolling this
Crepe bandage
Into a practised figure-eight
Around a joint
Unjoined
Measure the day
In careful paces
To avoid alienating
The other one.
Loose ligaments
Tugging me from sleep
My ankle
Bringing consciousness to heel
Roll over
Without recall of rolling this
Crepe bandage
Into a practised figure-eight
Around a joint
Unjoined
Measure the day
In careful paces
To avoid alienating
The other one.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
A poem about hypermobility:
Loose ligaments
Tugging me from sleep
My ankle
Bringing consciousness to heel
Roll over
Without recall of rolling this
Crepe bandage
Into a practised figure-eight
Around a joint
Unjoined
Measure the day
In careful paces
To avoid alienating
The other one.
Loose ligaments
Tugging me from sleep
My ankle
Bringing consciousness to heel
Roll over
Without recall of rolling this
Crepe bandage
Into a practised figure-eight
Around a joint
Unjoined
Measure the day
In careful paces
To avoid alienating
The other one.
Huntsman Removal Season appears to have started early.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Huntsman Removal Season appears to have started early.
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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Decided to organize my threads last night, which is a bit of an undertaking but very satisfying.
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Decided to organize my threads last night, which is a bit of an undertaking but very satisfying.
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ADHD Awareness Month is almost over, but for the rest of October you can get a FREE copy of my book, Extra Focus: The Quick Start Guide to Adult ADHD!
Download a copy here:
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Download a copy here:
jessej.gumroad.com/l/extrafocus
Extra Focus: The Quick Start Guide to Adult ADHD
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October 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
ADHD Awareness Month is almost over, but for the rest of October you can get a FREE copy of my book, Extra Focus: The Quick Start Guide to Adult ADHD!
Download a copy here:
jessej.gumroad.com/l/extrafocus
Download a copy here:
jessej.gumroad.com/l/extrafocus
The brain fog today has been proLIFIC and God has been kind because goals were still kicked.
October 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The brain fog today has been proLIFIC and God has been kind because goals were still kicked.
I don't really advise visiting the rental websites if you want to continue having a good day but last week I learnt that the going rate for a studio apartment in Sydney City can get you a 3 bedroom house w/2 car garage in my hometown.
October 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I don't really advise visiting the rental websites if you want to continue having a good day but last week I learnt that the going rate for a studio apartment in Sydney City can get you a 3 bedroom house w/2 car garage in my hometown.
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Dear AI video that I laughed at before realizing it was AI,
I want my giggle back.
Sincerely,
Sad in Seattle
I want my giggle back.
Sincerely,
Sad in Seattle
October 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Dear AI video that I laughed at before realizing it was AI,
I want my giggle back.
Sincerely,
Sad in Seattle
I want my giggle back.
Sincerely,
Sad in Seattle
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The creators of #KpopDemonHunters have REJECTED the idea of creating a live-action movie stating: “There’s so many elements of the tone and the comedy that are so suited for animation, It’s really hard to imagine these characters in a live action world.”
October 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The creators of #KpopDemonHunters have REJECTED the idea of creating a live-action movie stating: “There’s so many elements of the tone and the comedy that are so suited for animation, It’s really hard to imagine these characters in a live action world.”
Actually you know what I think I do want my academic hoods
October 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Actually you know what I think I do want my academic hoods
Some days you crash Excel, and some days Excel decides that your spreadsheet is a 17th century artifact.
October 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Some days you crash Excel, and some days Excel decides that your spreadsheet is a 17th century artifact.
This afternoon was finishing The Shadow Rises (#4 of The Wheel of Time) on audio and I appreciate that RJ clearly had a continuity marker on Bela the Horse.
Characters are moving and shaking the world in four different locations, Bela gets a cameo at best this book, but we know where she is.
Characters are moving and shaking the world in four different locations, Bela gets a cameo at best this book, but we know where she is.
October 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This afternoon was finishing The Shadow Rises (#4 of The Wheel of Time) on audio and I appreciate that RJ clearly had a continuity marker on Bela the Horse.
Characters are moving and shaking the world in four different locations, Bela gets a cameo at best this book, but we know where she is.
Characters are moving and shaking the world in four different locations, Bela gets a cameo at best this book, but we know where she is.
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October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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My great uncle Sandy never left his bedroom & only ate white food.
October 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
My great uncle Sandy never left his bedroom & only ate white food.
Rolling in for work after a week off and being both "we're gonna ease in and take it slow and get an idea of where things are at before locking in" and "there's gonna be a metric tonne of emails just start swinging"
October 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Rolling in for work after a week off and being both "we're gonna ease in and take it slow and get an idea of where things are at before locking in" and "there's gonna be a metric tonne of emails just start swinging"
Hyperfocus go brrr
(Translation: made a lot of lace today. Finished a few more bobbins for use. Did not really finish much else that I had intended to do, but having leave is nice.)
(Translation: made a lot of lace today. Finished a few more bobbins for use. Did not really finish much else that I had intended to do, but having leave is nice.)
September 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Hyperfocus go brrr
(Translation: made a lot of lace today. Finished a few more bobbins for use. Did not really finish much else that I had intended to do, but having leave is nice.)
(Translation: made a lot of lace today. Finished a few more bobbins for use. Did not really finish much else that I had intended to do, but having leave is nice.)
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but they were, all of them, deceived, for another rapture was predicted
September 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
but they were, all of them, deceived, for another rapture was predicted
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If you write women characters but don't work with women creators, what's up with that?
September 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If you write women characters but don't work with women creators, what's up with that?