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ashley
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"wait who's Zach what are you talking about"

thank u husband
also mopop has the nipple batsuit
the health authority keeps posting jobs that show up when I filter by the town I live in but when I click through they're actually 45 min away 😭
Guillermo del Toro would put her at the end of a hallway
I'll see if I can get my straight™ to provide a statement, get some expanded international coverage
a lot easier to abandon my children when Seattle's involved...............
hmmm........ Seattle.......
little sweater little sweater
MY FAVOURITE DISNEY PRINCESS WEARS BIG DRAGON SHORTS
omw with an industrial SAD lamp
AH FOR JUST ONE TIME I WOULD TAKE THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE TO FIND THE HAND OF FRANKLIN REACHING FOR THE BEAUFORT SEA
it's really nice that you took him to run errands at the FedEx store
I would go to war for you
if I push all my regrowth forward I have 2005 Pride and Prejudice bangs
I'm really ready for my postpartum hair regrowth to stop looking like floppy 90s boy hair
I'm obsessed with this fucking egg
in ur pocket like a lil dust sprite
I have such a straw collection
if he hears people call me Ash he goes "THAT'S NOT HER NAME I DIDN'T NAME HER RECTUM" (he thinks it sounds too much like "ass")
where did this mug come from? who's half... moon... joe? why does that name seem familiar??? he can't be a streamer, I haven't watched a stream in a lifetime.........
not straight BUT if you call me Ash my dad WILL yell at you!!!
expedition antarctica

you try to get to the south pole and I keep falling and getting stuck under ice and dying