Andy
@aestro.bsky.social
What do we even put here? Portland? Portland sports? Dumb politics?
The level of hell I have reached is "trying to sell something on facebook marketplace".
Special shoutout to the guy that responded just to say he would take it for free.
Special shoutout to the guy that responded just to say he would take it for free.
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The level of hell I have reached is "trying to sell something on facebook marketplace".
Special shoutout to the guy that responded just to say he would take it for free.
Special shoutout to the guy that responded just to say he would take it for free.
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one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
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Walz is out of Fs: "Not a single Republican supported this, so every Minnesotan from here on, whoever uses this program, there is no bit of thanks that would go to the R legislators who did all they could to stop this ... our schools have money to pay their teachers? I'll take credit for that too."
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Walz is out of Fs: "Not a single Republican supported this, so every Minnesotan from here on, whoever uses this program, there is no bit of thanks that would go to the R legislators who did all they could to stop this ... our schools have money to pay their teachers? I'll take credit for that too."
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Tony Dokoupil's CBS Evening News debut got off to a tough start ...
January 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Tony Dokoupil's CBS Evening News debut got off to a tough start ...
Someone Uncle Phil his ass out of Congress.
Senate Minority Leader @schumer.senate.gov out with a statement condemning Maduro and demanding that…Congress be briefed:
January 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Someone Uncle Phil his ass out of Congress.
Hell yeah refs, everyone loves you this is your night.
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Hell yeah refs, everyone loves you this is your night.
Hell yeah refs, everyone loves you this is your night.
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Hell yeah refs, everyone loves you this is your night.
East Portland sure has a lot of fireworks.
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 AM
East Portland sure has a lot of fireworks.
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Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.
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The Cardinals started the season 2-0. Then they allowed the Charlie Kirk memorial to be held in their stadium. They're 1-13 since. A pox on this franchise
December 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Cardinals started the season 2-0. Then they allowed the Charlie Kirk memorial to be held in their stadium. They're 1-13 since. A pox on this franchise
Oh 285 grams? That's a fun way of selling a 10 ounce bag of coffee beans.
December 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oh 285 grams? That's a fun way of selling a 10 ounce bag of coffee beans.
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The Pop Tarts mascots are turning on each other
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The Pop Tarts mascots are turning on each other
Thanks to the google discover tab for the AI summary of tomorrow's game
December 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Thanks to the google discover tab for the AI summary of tomorrow's game
The Hawaii Bowl is good.
And shoutout to Reyn Spooner for the Cal coaches attire.
And shoutout to Reyn Spooner for the Cal coaches attire.
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The Hawaii Bowl is good.
And shoutout to Reyn Spooner for the Cal coaches attire.
And shoutout to Reyn Spooner for the Cal coaches attire.
Xmas Eve started by winning $80 on video slots at the shitty neighborhood bar and continues by going to the two good neighborhood bars to leave good tips.
Karma is mostly bullshit but tip your bartenders and pay it forward.
Karma is mostly bullshit but tip your bartenders and pay it forward.
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Xmas Eve started by winning $80 on video slots at the shitty neighborhood bar and continues by going to the two good neighborhood bars to leave good tips.
Karma is mostly bullshit but tip your bartenders and pay it forward.
Karma is mostly bullshit but tip your bartenders and pay it forward.
Babe I know you've been stressed lately so I got you a gift certificate to the masseuse outside the Spencer's.
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Babe I know you've been stressed lately so I got you a gift certificate to the masseuse outside the Spencer's.
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Shaedon Sharpe jumps over Russell Westbrook, nearly goes horizontal mid-air and throws down the nasty dunk in the clutch (with many, many replays)
Blazers and Kings commentaries
Blazers and Kings commentaries
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Shaedon Sharpe jumps over Russell Westbrook, nearly goes horizontal mid-air and throws down the nasty dunk in the clutch (with many, many replays)
Blazers and Kings commentaries
Blazers and Kings commentaries
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Above all, faith in your kicker
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Above all, faith in your kicker
Looking at birdhouses online and found new purpose on this app
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Looking at birdhouses online and found new purpose on this app
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COMPLAINT: @aclum.bsky.social alleges that — after ICE agents pulled over their client, his wife, and their 1 y.o. child — an unknown agent applied a carotid restraint until their client lost consciousness. www.aclum.org/cases/zapata...
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
COMPLAINT: @aclum.bsky.social alleges that — after ICE agents pulled over their client, his wife, and their 1 y.o. child — an unknown agent applied a carotid restraint until their client lost consciousness. www.aclum.org/cases/zapata...
No matter who wins the Super Bowl, Harrison Butker is visiting the White House.
December 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No matter who wins the Super Bowl, Harrison Butker is visiting the White House.