Captain Lou
@captainlou.bsky.social
Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement.
I really hope none of you are using your "high school mascot" as a password recovery method .......
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I really hope none of you are using your "high school mascot" as a password recovery method .......
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I initially read this as you laughed at Philadelphia
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I initially read this as you laughed at Philadelphia
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You laughed at Philadelphia??
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
You laughed at Philadelphia??
Clerks. Philadelphia (possibly on South Street) in Oct/Nov 1994. There were maybe 20 people in the crowd. Hardest I've ever laughed in a theater.
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Clerks. Philadelphia (possibly on South Street) in Oct/Nov 1994. There were maybe 20 people in the crowd. Hardest I've ever laughed in a theater.
Na, na...
Na, na, na, na, na, na...
Hey, hey, hey...
Goodbye
Na, na, na, na, na, na...
Hey, hey, hey...
Goodbye
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Na, na...
Na, na, na, na, na, na...
Hey, hey, hey...
Goodbye
Na, na, na, na, na, na...
Hey, hey, hey...
Goodbye
This team is a wagon. And an all-Palisades team 4!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This team is a wagon. And an all-Palisades team 4!!!!
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This Super Bowl halftime show is like watching the opera: the music is cool as shit, I have no idea what they’re saying but I love the narrative, and it’s 1000 times better than the Rolling fucking Stones.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
This Super Bowl halftime show is like watching the opera: the music is cool as shit, I have no idea what they’re saying but I love the narrative, and it’s 1000 times better than the Rolling fucking Stones.
Was that Pedro Pascal???? Jon Hamm must be next
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Was that Pedro Pascal???? Jon Hamm must be next
Oh please oh please, let the next 10 minutes cause "it"
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Oh please oh please, let the next 10 minutes cause "it"
Either the second half will be amazing, or it will continue to suck ass as a reflection of the decline of America
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Either the second half will be amazing, or it will continue to suck ass as a reflection of the decline of America
The entire family booed at the reveal of the Coinbase commercial
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The entire family booed at the reveal of the Coinbase commercial
I blame the America250 patches for this mediocrity
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I blame the America250 patches for this mediocrity
The flyover should be a Southwest 737 taking off from SJC
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The flyover should be a Southwest 737 taking off from SJC
The Winter Olympics is chock full of athletes doing crazy shit at world class levels. No shade to summer Olympians, but the winter sports are for those with a screw loose. Barrel down a mountain at 90 mph? Jump off a ramp and fly? Aerial gymnastics after launching yourself skyward? Hockey?
February 8, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The Winter Olympics is chock full of athletes doing crazy shit at world class levels. No shade to summer Olympians, but the winter sports are for those with a screw loose. Barrel down a mountain at 90 mph? Jump off a ramp and fly? Aerial gymnastics after launching yourself skyward? Hockey?
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Perfect. No notes.
February 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Perfect. No notes.
With the start of the Olympics, it's time for your BlueSky alpine skiing correspondent to check in. The US women's team, both speed and tech, are on heaters. Breezy, Lindsey, Jacki and Bella could take home multiple speed medals. On tech, Mikaela is obvious, but Paula and Nina might nab hardware
February 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
With the start of the Olympics, it's time for your BlueSky alpine skiing correspondent to check in. The US women's team, both speed and tech, are on heaters. Breezy, Lindsey, Jacki and Bella could take home multiple speed medals. On tech, Mikaela is obvious, but Paula and Nina might nab hardware
I'm the biggest Lindsey Vonn hater in the world. But I hope she goes out tomorrow and stomps it.
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I'm the biggest Lindsey Vonn hater in the world. But I hope she goes out tomorrow and stomps it.
She skis FOR China. How about that for a nod to her heritage....
She's the Brett Hull of freestyle skiing. The greatest Chinese skier America has ever produced.
She's the Brett Hull of freestyle skiing. The greatest Chinese skier America has ever produced.
Runway on the slopes: Stanford’s Eileen Gu sports a personalized ski suit with nods to her Chinese heritage trib.al/VnuCDbS
Runway on the slopes: Stanford’s Eileen Gu sports a personalized ski suit with nods to her Chinese heritage
Gu qualified for the women’s slopestyle final on Saturday wearing an outfit full of details inspired by her Chinese heritage and her own personal quirks.
trib.al
February 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
She skis FOR China. How about that for a nod to her heritage....
She's the Brett Hull of freestyle skiing. The greatest Chinese skier America has ever produced.
She's the Brett Hull of freestyle skiing. The greatest Chinese skier America has ever produced.
Alberto Tomba is one of the coolest motherfuckers to ever walk this Earth.
February 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Alberto Tomba is one of the coolest motherfuckers to ever walk this Earth.
Homemade Black & Tans are fun
February 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Homemade Black & Tans are fun
The equivalent of suggesting the summer Olympics need a bass fishing tournament
winter olympics need some snowmobile bullshit
February 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The equivalent of suggesting the summer Olympics need a bass fishing tournament
Just experienced one of my great fears in life - an earthquake while sitting on the toilet.
February 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Just experienced one of my great fears in life - an earthquake while sitting on the toilet.
Actually, it can
Elon Musk alone can’t explain Tesla’s owner exodus trib.al/RBUQj6D
Elon Musk alone can’t explain Tesla’s owner exodus
Tesla’s US market share dipped below 50% for the first time in 2024—a sign that its first-mover advantage has faded since it delivered the first Roadster in 2008 and the Model S in 2012.
trib.al
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Actually, it can