Captain Lou
@captainlou.bsky.social
Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement.
Na, na...
Na, na, na, na, na, na...
Hey, hey, hey...
Goodbye
Na, na, na, na, na, na...
Hey, hey, hey...
Goodbye
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Na, na...
Na, na, na, na, na, na...
Hey, hey, hey...
Goodbye
Na, na, na, na, na, na...
Hey, hey, hey...
Goodbye
This team is a wagon. And an all-Palisades team 4!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This team is a wagon. And an all-Palisades team 4!!!!
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This Super Bowl halftime show is like watching the opera: the music is cool as shit, I have no idea what theyโre saying but I love the narrative, and itโs 1000 times better than the Rolling fucking Stones.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
This Super Bowl halftime show is like watching the opera: the music is cool as shit, I have no idea what theyโre saying but I love the narrative, and itโs 1000 times better than the Rolling fucking Stones.
Was that Pedro Pascal???? Jon Hamm must be next
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Was that Pedro Pascal???? Jon Hamm must be next
Oh please oh please, let the next 10 minutes cause "it"
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Oh please oh please, let the next 10 minutes cause "it"
Either the second half will be amazing, or it will continue to suck ass as a reflection of the decline of America
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Either the second half will be amazing, or it will continue to suck ass as a reflection of the decline of America
The entire family booed at the reveal of the Coinbase commercial
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The entire family booed at the reveal of the Coinbase commercial
I blame the America250 patches for this mediocrity
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I blame the America250 patches for this mediocrity
The flyover should be a Southwest 737 taking off from SJC
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The flyover should be a Southwest 737 taking off from SJC
Just skiing. Figure skating is outside my wheelhouse
February 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Just skiing. Figure skating is outside my wheelhouse
The scene in Seabiscuit with the jockeys riding prostitutes on Tijuana has to be based on fact
February 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The scene in Seabiscuit with the jockeys riding prostitutes on Tijuana has to be based on fact
Can you imagine the costume options!!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Can you imagine the costume options!!!!!
Not to look too far ahead, but with Breezy winning and Jacki coming in 4th in the downhill, the US women have a chance to win gold and silver in the Alpine combined. Breezy and Mikaela defend their world title, while Jacki teams with Paula Moltzen or Nina O'Brien.....look out world
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Not to look too far ahead, but with Breezy winning and Jacki coming in 4th in the downhill, the US women have a chance to win gold and silver in the Alpine combined. Breezy and Mikaela defend their world title, while Jacki teams with Paula Moltzen or Nina O'Brien.....look out world
I transposed the second and third words. Sorry
February 8, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I transposed the second and third words. Sorry
"...and we're being timed"
February 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
"...and we're being timed"
Exactly. What summer event even compares?
February 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Exactly. What summer event even compares?
Nordic combined is that +1. Jump off a ramp, and then find your VO2 max on cross country skis.
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Nordic combined is that +1. Jump off a ramp, and then find your VO2 max on cross country skis.
Gold is gold. I have a bigger beef with equestrian medals in the summer games. The fucking horse should get the medal. Not the passenger.
February 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Gold is gold. I have a bigger beef with equestrian medals in the summer games. The fucking horse should get the medal. Not the passenger.
The Winter Olympics is chock full of athletes doing crazy shit at world class levels. No shade to summer Olympians, but the winter sports are for those with a screw loose. Barrel down a mountain at 90 mph? Jump off a ramp and fly? Aerial gymnastics after launching yourself skyward? Hockey?
February 8, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The Winter Olympics is chock full of athletes doing crazy shit at world class levels. No shade to summer Olympians, but the winter sports are for those with a screw loose. Barrel down a mountain at 90 mph? Jump off a ramp and fly? Aerial gymnastics after launching yourself skyward? Hockey?
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Perfect. No notes.
February 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Perfect. No notes.
Yes and no. Since the injury just happened, she has a fighting chance. If it happened four weeks ago, no way
February 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Yes and no. Since the injury just happened, she has a fighting chance. If it happened four weeks ago, no way
With the start of the Olympics, it's time for your BlueSky alpine skiing correspondent to check in. The US women's team, both speed and tech, are on heaters. Breezy, Lindsey, Jacki and Bella could take home multiple speed medals. On tech, Mikaela is obvious, but Paula and Nina might nab hardware
February 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
With the start of the Olympics, it's time for your BlueSky alpine skiing correspondent to check in. The US women's team, both speed and tech, are on heaters. Breezy, Lindsey, Jacki and Bella could take home multiple speed medals. On tech, Mikaela is obvious, but Paula and Nina might nab hardware
Wrong. I'm PK Subban. Or Thomas Vonn. Can't remember
February 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Wrong. I'm PK Subban. Or Thomas Vonn. Can't remember