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Captain Lou

@captainlou.bsky.social

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Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement.

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 1h

The world is simply a much better place when the Crutchfield sisters are in a band together
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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 4h

Remember when Speaker Johnson openly stated that Donald Trump was an FBI informant in the case against Jeffrey Epstein? That happened right? I'm not hallucinating again, am I?

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 4h

Did they get back from outer space safely?

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 1d

Okay. I'll call for it. AI should take ARod's job. And Papi's. These questions fucking suck.

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 2d

BotW was excellent, even though I never finished. This is so much better

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 2d

Does it mean anything when a pitcher fondles the rosin bag too much?

AI from Google Cloud knows that 22% of pitchers play with a rosin bag enough to make you uncomfortable, and 6% of those pitchers have been arrested for misdemeanors or worse. All of them must report to Google's Reeducation Center.

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 2d

This game is spectacular!!!!

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 2d

Heir Hot Topic

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 3d

If you get any additional details from the other site, please share. The one big downside to the whole extended DS community is that this was always going to be part of it. And it fucking sucks.

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 3d

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stuartscottseye.bsky.social @stuartscottseye.bsky.social · 3d

Cross posting for fans of our buddy, Pars. :(

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 3d

This sucks. RIP PARS
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Obituary information for RYAN MAINO

View RYAN MAINO's obituary, contribute to their memorial, see their funeral service details, and more.

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 3d

What?? Oh no

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 4d

Enjoy this time. It gets so so so much worse.

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 4d

Celebrini is going to be realllllly good

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 4d

Another blunder. They played the Texans

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Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 7d

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 7d

He's so fucking soft

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 7d

BREAKING: Trump says he is terminating trade talks with Canada because of TV ads protesting tariffs.

Trump says he's ending trade talks with Canada over TV ad

President Donald Trump says on social media that he is ending “all trade negotiations” with Canada because of recent television ads protesting U.S. tariffs, which he calles “egregious behavior” aimed at influencing U.S. court decisions.

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 7d

It's really good, A to Z

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 7d

Listening to REMs "Monster's on vinyl. It must really piss off Thurston Moore that REM made a better Sonic Youth album than Sonic Youth ever did.

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 7d

Last minute Halloween costume idea:

Wear all black, with a beret with a bunch of gaudy costume jewelry that you stole from the Louvre. Carry Gitanes cigarettes and a baguette.

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 7d

This explains the rush job on shitty decals I saw in San Ramon yesterday

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 7d

They were scrambling yesterday to get decals placed in their cars. Photo taken in San Ramon. The guy supervising had tacky gold mirrored sunglasses. It made him stand out even more

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Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 8d

Also, this could be the best 1 star review I've ever read (from said establishment)

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 8d

This is an amazing development!!!!!!

Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social · 8d

I'm a three issue dive bar voter

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