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They should invent a job that doesn't kill you
rather than put in a normal theater chain, netflix has opted for something called emagine. hope they don't suck!
missed out on Marty Supreme the other day but at least i can get to a Wake Up Dead Man showing in the half hour Netflix is putting it in theaters
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
rather than put in a normal theater chain, netflix has opted for something called emagine. hope they don't suck!
i've found the kind of spice that is fucks me up for a short period. one day i will find something that makes me want to die for like an hour after i've eaten it
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i've found the kind of spice that is fucks me up for a short period. one day i will find something that makes me want to die for like an hour after i've eaten it
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the prometheus and bob tapes
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the prometheus and bob tapes
it can be, if you believe
Is a pie a sandwich?
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
it can be, if you believe
thinking about In the Heat of the Night because of @verydumbidiot.bsky.social and it's crazy how often i think of this scene, specifically when the sheriff makes his idiot deputy look at Tibbs' badge and shouts "YEAH, OH YEAH" at him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=35HI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=35HI...
In the Heat of the Night (1967) - Clip 1
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November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
thinking about In the Heat of the Night because of @verydumbidiot.bsky.social and it's crazy how often i think of this scene, specifically when the sheriff makes his idiot deputy look at Tibbs' badge and shouts "YEAH, OH YEAH" at him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=35HI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=35HI...
as briefly mentioned in this episode, Moral Orel is one of the great works of this century and you should watch the pilot episode after your Thanksgiving dinner
Today for episode 38, we have one of the most anticipated episodes of @boxofficegross.bsky.social’s entire ‘05 season! The great Alex “@thamosdeaf” Watkins returns to go deep with us on WALLACE & GROMIT: THE CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
as briefly mentioned in this episode, Moral Orel is one of the great works of this century and you should watch the pilot episode after your Thanksgiving dinner
what happens when you give a whole society paranoid schizophrenia?
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
what happens when you give a whole society paranoid schizophrenia?
missed out on Marty Supreme the other day but at least i can get to a Wake Up Dead Man showing in the half hour Netflix is putting it in theaters
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
missed out on Marty Supreme the other day but at least i can get to a Wake Up Dead Man showing in the half hour Netflix is putting it in theaters
Crazy that so few people believe in Bigfoot. he was well known in the 70s and 80s
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Crazy that so few people believe in Bigfoot. he was well known in the 70s and 80s
Nah
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Nah
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They should invent a job that doesn't kill you
April 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
They should invent a job that doesn't kill you
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In the 90s, you could be fined or even jailed for not seeing Must-See TV
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
In the 90s, you could be fined or even jailed for not seeing Must-See TV
I bet it wouldn't be that hard to find out Wayne's daily routine
United Health wants its ‘swagger back’.
How? By dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage
Why? America's largest insurer wants to improve its profit margins, medical costs are skyrocketing because the GOP cut Medicaid and ACA subsidies.
How? By dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage
Why? America's largest insurer wants to improve its profit margins, medical costs are skyrocketing because the GOP cut Medicaid and ACA subsidies.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I bet it wouldn't be that hard to find out Wayne's daily routine
I fucking hate fog man
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I fucking hate fog man
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Why does Trump refuse to use the National Treasure to lower grocery prices?
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Why does Trump refuse to use the National Treasure to lower grocery prices?
anyway, because this team is stupid they will somehow win in okc and once again no one will know anything
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
anyway, because this team is stupid they will somehow win in okc and once again no one will know anything
22 combined minutes for the 3 younger players. either you can play those guys or you can't. playing a guy for 6 minutes is stupid
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
22 combined minutes for the 3 younger players. either you can play those guys or you can't. playing a guy for 6 minutes is stupid
even the guy who hasn't even coached yet???
It might be time to fire Chris Finch. Might be time to fire every head coach in the state of Minnesota, frankly
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
even the guy who hasn't even coached yet???
the moment the game became cursed 👇
timberwolves playing pretty badly, up 9-2. this one's gonna be so easy lol.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
the moment the game became cursed 👇
this is fine. my expectations are now adjusted. i look forward to the play-in tournament and getting smoked in the first round with the possibility of winning one game
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
this is fine. my expectations are now adjusted. i look forward to the play-in tournament and getting smoked in the first round with the possibility of winning one game
Fire everyone. Waive everyone
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Fire everyone. Waive everyone
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