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· Apr 1
They should invent a job that doesn't kill you
patriotmocha perfec t for signal chat. no problemss ever for patriotmocha in signal chat
January 26, 2026 at 4:48 AM
patriotmocha perfec t for signal chat. no problemss ever for patriotmocha in signal chat
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My daughter spotted this souvenir that’s perfect for when you want to be a bit more formal with your friend Jash.
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 AM
My daughter spotted this souvenir that’s perfect for when you want to be a bit more formal with your friend Jash.
i wish it was someone besides harden but man it would be funny if the clippers made the playoffs
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 AM
i wish it was someone besides harden but man it would be funny if the clippers made the playoffs
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I know we're not supposed to screenshot tweets from the Nazi site, but this is the context behind it and I've been clapping like a seal seeing the Clippers lay the smack down on Brooklyn
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I know we're not supposed to screenshot tweets from the Nazi site, but this is the context behind it and I've been clapping like a seal seeing the Clippers lay the smack down on Brooklyn
frankly i'm surprised he's still alive
also, it's crazy how much more direct this is compared to obama
also, it's crazy how much more direct this is compared to obama
Can’t believe I‘m saying this, but Bill Clinton put out a pretty powerful statement about the killings in Minneapolis.
January 26, 2026 at 4:19 AM
frankly i'm surprised he's still alive
also, it's crazy how much more direct this is compared to obama
also, it's crazy how much more direct this is compared to obama
and sharks are smooth as hell
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 AM
and sharks are smooth as hell
makes sense to me. how many usc qbs have been even decent?
it is fuckin wild that Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start in the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 AM
makes sense to me. how many usc qbs have been even decent?
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wrote about the nba accidentally and probably regretfully setting a stage for this exact geopolitical moment, state sanctioned american terror, and ordinary courage
The accidental prescience of NBA All-Star's U.S. vs. World
Or, how the NBA accidentally set a stage for this geopolitical moment.
www.basketballfeelings.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:08 PM
wrote about the nba accidentally and probably regretfully setting a stage for this exact geopolitical moment, state sanctioned american terror, and ordinary courage
sorry, gotta block you if you claim that rich and famous people that can, at any time, make a big fuss because they're rich and famous can get away with not having a real opinion on the federal government killing us
January 26, 2026 at 2:36 AM
sorry, gotta block you if you claim that rich and famous people that can, at any time, make a big fuss because they're rich and famous can get away with not having a real opinion on the federal government killing us
chet got blocked on a jump shot. lmao
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 AM
chet got blocked on a jump shot. lmao
canceled my tickets for next year and this playoffs. even beyond the team and the players taking no stand at all on people in the place they play for being killed it's not quite as fun anymore and it's getting too expensive
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
canceled my tickets for next year and this playoffs. even beyond the team and the players taking no stand at all on people in the place they play for being killed it's not quite as fun anymore and it's getting too expensive
it's a hell of a talent, i'll give him that
January 26, 2026 at 1:27 AM
it's a hell of a talent, i'll give him that
it's funny they keep trying to call the city an 'autonomous zone' as if there's warlords and bandits
well, i guess there are warlords and bandits but in the way they mean
well, i guess there are warlords and bandits but in the way they mean
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
it's funny they keep trying to call the city an 'autonomous zone' as if there's warlords and bandits
well, i guess there are warlords and bandits but in the way they mean
well, i guess there are warlords and bandits but in the way they mean
more! fuck off already!
just heard a large amount of what sounded like fireworks. if you have fireworks right now you gotta go fuck yourself and if it wasn't fireworks you can also go fuck yourself
January 26, 2026 at 12:57 AM
more! fuck off already!
just heard a large amount of what sounded like fireworks. if you have fireworks right now you gotta go fuck yourself and if it wasn't fireworks you can also go fuck yourself
January 26, 2026 at 12:55 AM
just heard a large amount of what sounded like fireworks. if you have fireworks right now you gotta go fuck yourself and if it wasn't fireworks you can also go fuck yourself
not anything anyone can do about it but i can't imagine the warriors feel good about this one
January 26, 2026 at 12:43 AM
not anything anyone can do about it but i can't imagine the warriors feel good about this one
i've seen enough. put the bench in and let them fuck around. at least that will be less painful
January 26, 2026 at 12:09 AM
i've seen enough. put the bench in and let them fuck around. at least that will be less painful
holy shit, of all the great columnists around here i never thought it would be jim souhan that would be the one to write this
Support local journalism. The sports writer has a better take than any of the major papers’ chattering class FFS. Gift link
www.startribune.com/jim-souhan-m...
www.startribune.com/jim-souhan-m...
Souhan: What good are sports in times like these?
Local owners should be making a statement. Better yet, they should be taking action.
www.startribune.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:44 PM
holy shit, of all the great columnists around here i never thought it would be jim souhan that would be the one to write this
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
i'd still rather hear from the people we've actually heard of but this is damn good
January 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
i'd still rather hear from the people we've actually heard of but this is damn good
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Rebekkah Brunson speaks on Minneapolis before the Wolves game (h/t @gettinggophery.bsky.social)
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Rebekkah Brunson speaks on Minneapolis before the Wolves game (h/t @gettinggophery.bsky.social)