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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · Apr 1

They should invent a job that doesn't kill you

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 6m

they should put everyone involved in the driving in jail though. gta 3 had better driving than this thing

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 8m

i bounced off Cyberpunk 2077 pretty hard a few times but it finally grabbed me. pretty good game.

it's always funny when the quest givers get mad at me for killing everyone while i do their quest. like, i've never done a single stealthy thing, you knew what you were getting

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1h

how bout them Golden Gophers

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 3h

we need a new football coach, who should we get?

what about a guy who was a C- quarterback, a C- tv guy, and has no experience coaching in college?

by god, you're a genius!

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 3h

hell of a film. poor gabriel byrne

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 3h

wow, i can't believe trent difler was a bad hire

RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 4h

Striking milestone in the Trent Dilfer era at UAB:

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 4h

don't worry, i have a feeling you'll be getting the axe back this year

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 8h

guess someone told them what would happen
archive.is/f9Dgi

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

there you go

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

go bmarinders

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

all this for the right to get destroyed by the blue jays

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

lol

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

mariners, please end our suffering

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

damn it all

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

all you need is bunts

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I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

after 12 innings baseball games should be decided by a peanut shelling contest

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

damn it all

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

respect to the mlb officials just calling it so this won't go on until sunday

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Eli, from the Bad Site @fuzzbeedeli.bsky.social · 1d

A meme of someone saying "stop giving me your toughest battles" and jesus saying "You're literally just staying up past 10:30 to watch playoff baseball"

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

i'm going to eat all your spoons

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

boo itgers

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

after 12 innings baseball games should be decided by a peanut shelling contest

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

they should just stop beaing around the bush and call him the ass man

I'm Jorts @lethaljorts.bsky.social · 1d

why did we have to start giving everyone flowers? what if they don't like flowers? what if they wanted a folding knife instead?